/pdg/ - payday:the heist and PAYDAY 2 General

MEME DIFFICULTY EDITION

Last bread of autism >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Franktastic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
youtube.com/watch?v=bV6Mv2A4E2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=yhYXQxPUBo8

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If you read this u gay

Update when

2nd for WICK

just let the cunting general die, please
there's not enough Eric to keep me coming here

When did Kira Yoshikage get here

not everyone with yellow hair is kira you fucking shit

GET THE FUCK UP

No you can't make me

Is this a jojo reference?

post pictures of jacket

...

...

yeah i did

what achievement should i cheat next?

I played a bit of Payday: The Heist today after dumping about 500+ hours into PAYDAY 2.

What the fuck happened.

I neeeed situational, high ammo pickup weapons to use with sentry build.
Primary or secondary doesn't matter.

>to use with sentry build
grenade launcher

I don't know, but I want them to go back

>tfw too much pd2 and can't do hard in pd:th anymore

BULLDOZER

>everyone with blonde hair is le epic bowie quiet life meme man

Cmon man shit like this is why Jojo fans get made fun of the way we do

How do I beat the time limit when the C4 explodes on car shop

Drive fast and well.
OD gives you 1:30, I did it in 1:00 with 1 mistake.
The path to drive is always the same.
USE THE BRAKES

fixed your shit OP

THERE IS A CAR? You can brake?

>You can brake?
Spacebar, or whatever your jump is.

death wish is more tryhard/autist than mayhem is I think what OP meant.

Is One Down good?

Literally hide and hope it gets solved by itself/10

>mayhem is hard
Eh, I'm playing with an old-ass cpu, the only difficulty that's actually hard is OD

You drive.

I have found new love of the Little Friend as a situational primary weapon, like the GL-40 or Piglet, but good.
Full-auto DMR melts dozers and t h i c c enemies when I need it, grenade launcher is a grenade launcher that feels more satisfying than the GL40, for some reason.

Which weapon makes your vagina wet?

Mah boypussy you mean

>pubs use the wrong barcode

>pubs blow up the meth lab

>pubs pick the worst possible cars to burn

>pubs down themselves both days with claymores

>pubs get lost day 2

>pubs turn on the sprinklers AFTER I ALREADY FIXED THE DRILL

JUST

>pubs somehow pick up C4 on day 4
>THEN they get lost
>host kicks the first person up there

>pubs miss the hostage

>pubs blow YOU up with the claymores

>pubs get lost and get downed while you're at the top, then type "help"

>pubs miss the hostage and blow themselves up with it

>there are people in this thread who enjoy hiding behind cover in their 55 dodge meme suits, while 8 jokers with all joker skills aced tank through the entire heist
>there are people in this thread that didn't cheat their way through every loud one down heist, just for the sake of completion

>pubs being pussies and getting mad somebody doesn't want to cheat in a loud heist
>muh sprinklers

>fixing the drill in the drill fixing game
>cheating
?

>mfw there are peoples past level 30 who are playing Very Hard heists unironically,

By that logic, firing from the hip accurately should be cheating.
I mean, there's no crosshair, firing from the hip accuractly is an unintended game mechanic.

Last very hard I booted up was for that stupid toothbrush achievement. Could probably do it on mayhem desu.

>pubs skip the bomb hostage
>I defuse the bomb and grab money bag
>Now they are all at the top without me and I look bad

Hey atleast you aren't the one waiting for the other 3, one of them having the fucking C4

>pubs finally get to the penthouse, run straight to the coke and start bagging before they even trigger the drill drop
>they throw it here, they throw it there, THEY THROW IT EVERY FUCKING WHERE

>hipfiring is an unintended game mechanic
If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to hip-fire in the first place.

OVK is just too lazy to convert the HM Day 2 fire into the same fire used in Rats Day 1 when the lab is blown up, for some unknown reason. Won't stop babies from tanking the fire in an ICTV to fix the drill when RNG is on their side, but it would defeat the point of having the fire in the first place which is to just kill all the cops who ever try to go into the penthouse or near the drill to make the heist easier.

f-list.net/c/kawaii heister/
Add me up, losers.

Ay
Look
SHIT

No no no no, FUCK

donac

Yeah, you can look. But dont touch with your dirty hands

>not following the objective markers exactly is cheating

So do you wait for the objective to tell you to open the door on the roof in big bank or firestarter day 3? Is it cheating to know you need to do that before the game tells you to?

>all this grasping at straws
If there was something blocking my way to the roof, and I sit in a corner in an ICTV while cops are shooting at me but they can't path to me because they take fatal damage - which was meant for me - the moment they walk into the obstacle, then yes.

A better analogy would be "omg is it cheating if I clip through the vault door to open the inner vault door before the thermal drill is done?" to which the answer is, yes.

>doing objectives out of order is the same as clipping through walls

Do you think skipping the meth trade objective and stealing the intel on rats day 2 is cheating?

>tell tard not to bag the money when we get in there
>starts bagging anyways

why do autists chimp out over that it doesn't even matter

It's a preprogrammed alternate method of completing the heist, so no.

Pubs have zero awareness and won't notice a cop walking off with their bags while they stare into the burning fire waiting for the drill to finish even though Bain is screaming non-stop THEY'RE TAKING OUR BAGS.

>money
The money is so flipping close to the end anyway, why not bag it?
Unless you mean the coke, then yeah, fucking, stop bagging the coke.

Fixing the drill is preprogrammed too.

I have never played an HM where the pubs didn't throw the bags on top of that shelf in the camera monitor room. Cops can't get the bags up there

They can, and they can grab bags through walls.

That heist on that day in particular is where most pubs learn the latter fact for the first time.

>When pubs dont know where to go

>When you play on Normal and expect people to be good at the game.

Its on hard :^(

That's what I meant, yeah

busy doing fifty things right now

good morning ashley

i bag the coke on Hotline Miami just to see if anyone complains about it

Should I join

go for it, nothing bad will happen ;)

Seems legit

Join and link profile

Good morning.

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Thank you, youre cool.

Based user

>anime
>le based meme
hang yourself

>user
do you know how to read

Ashley bf (gf) pack codes when?

Kill yourself stupid fucking nigger lover

What an edgy cucklord

agreed

The thread has hit page 10. Come on Europe

So? Don't leave us hanging

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Payday 2 codes when?

Bomb heist or historical next pls.

pls :3

I second Bomb Heist. I don't recall seeing it in months.

>K8F8M-TLZLL-DVXJF
thx senpai x3

>tfw skewer achievement not working

>WF83R-G9T6I-RIMG9

Cheers mate

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

do you have a Veeky Forums pass just to post this shit

>having shit taste
I'm sorry, user.

If you are the Let's Go Shopping guy then please don't ever interact with me again

things that will always make me kek
>running over dozers in vehicles
>santa hat cloakers
>players leaving after custody
>ngbto users most downed

>not having for the kill/ half past wiked as the main menu song
SHIT
TASTE

I AM A BAD MOTHAFUCKA

>My Woman is STILL not one of the menu songs
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