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I love Lissandra!
ama!

Streaming ranked on my unranked smurf! Come watch and let's enjoy each others' company.

twitch dot tv/lenkodes

xth for cute!

Post them.

comfiest lolg couple~

Buffs when???

shit tier waifu

Mein Kampf

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums results

>enemy Yasuo
>REEE's in chat all game long when he gets ganked
>flames me and says im trash for losing a winning lane
>were actually at even cs and kda
>except i have more assists
>I play like a beast and hardcarry lategame
>flame my caitlyn when he steals my pentakill
>enemy yasuo who was smug and flaming all game long says im toxic because I said "the legend" after yasuo walked into dragon 1v5 and died and plays the victim card even though he was a toxic piece of smug shit all game long
why are these people not lynched again?

WHY NOBODY TOLD ME HOW MUCH FUN SWAIN IS

>Pick Swain
>Lane again Kennen
>Nigga try to farm
>Get a handful of bird in his mouth
>Nigga try to harass me with that shitty Q of his
>Get slowed and then a handful of bird in his mouth
>Try to level 6 all-in cheese me
>Get snared and then slowed and then a handful of bird in his mouth
>My R absorbs so much HP he dealed next to no damage

My only complain is that his farm is so shit, fucking clunky ass auto attack animation. It is a fucking disaster, i usually end game with like 170,180cs. Sometime even 110cs at 30 mins

>yfw you prevent your opponent laner from having fun

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

:3!
very perfect!

no!
:3!

>yfw you assert your dominance and they back off to turret

>win
>defeat
>defeat
>win
>defeat
>defeat
How do I get out of silver

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums bets

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

Can you filter emoticons?

by changin those defeats to wins

>silver
stopped reading there

>ADC, top and jungle are bullying the fuck out of our shitty Leona
>Point out that they are doing just as bad, if not worse
>Advise them to examine their own playstyle instead of just scapegoating a single bad player
>Suddenly everybody joins in attacking me
>Even Leona joins in and blames me
>Even though I am doing the best on the team
>They take it to all chat
>Enemy team starts attacking me too
>Have to mute literally everyone
>In the end-game lobby, everyone is shit-talking me and saying I think I am some kind of master god

What the fuck? I thought I did the right thing.

Reposting from old thread.

>Warwick top

Auto lose

What's in it fo...
Oh..
Alright..

Just keep doing what you're doing, you'll be bronze in no time

so you read everything

so ya read everything

you stoped at the end m8 lmao

all on my BOY sid SCHAEFER baby lets GO

I want to massage Janna's ears!

they were 4-man having banter and you sperged out

I wouldn't know....I stopped reading there....

-_-

you're not very nice :3!

Fucking autistic white knight fuck. Deserved it

Oh shit mb

>-_-
stopped reading there

How can I get my cute metal bf's hair to go white prematurely?

Preferably while he's still young and pretty.

Looks like you got bamboozled.

>Incoherent rage and blaming each other
>Banter

>Telling failures to examine themselves instead of jerk off about how everyone sucks but them
>White knight

Leona was a cunt and was failing the team, but everyone jumping up his ass wasn't going to make things better.

I guess. I mean, I don't/didn't feel bad, just kind of confused I guess.

but user thats lewd

I wish I discovered this guy sooner.

MATING PRESS irelia with OVERWHELMING FORCE to make her have TWINS

xth for breast metal waifu

xth for Camille

I get the feeling playing tank/offtank top is useless because even if you do get fed you don't influence the game as much as botlane feeding for example. How do we fix tanks?

It doesn't have to be. I'm just a friend doing something nice for her.

If she wanted more than that and dropped hints then I would court her but I wouldn't do anything she isn't comfortable with.

>Push pussy ranged top laner's asshole in so hard he's shitting on his teeth
>He deals precisely 0 damage to me and would die in any real fight, so I just ignore him and fight a more worthy opponent, like his minions or his turrets
>He starts raging and blaming his team

Ranged top laners truly are useless bitches.

>support desperately exhausts you to save the inhibitor
guess the champ

>(you)

bard
he then runs to collect chimes as team fights 4v5 to lose game

Divert power from elsewhere to make them actually fucking tanky in the early game.

Here is hoping you arent implying that Singed can push ranged top laner's shit in

God I really want to practice her more often.

Had a couple fun games in Ascension and premade Normals, but I still feel useless against champions like Yorick and Illaoi.

Hopefully I can get patient enough during laning phase and just farm safely.

...

bullying ranged players out of lane is so fun

sion is actually pretty good at it and then he just keeps scaling

After playing this game for roughly 2-3 years I think I've finally come to terms that my place is in silver and idk if I'll ever leave. I've been practicing with my main Akali for a very long time and I think my highest consistent winrate has been about 49%. But that's fine, because I always try to learn in every game. What I did, how I can improve. I try to adapt the playstyles streamers do while incorporating guide suggestions at the same time. At first I used to have a third of the cs and 0-1 kills vs the enemy mid laner. But now I'm almost always on par with cs and I hardly feed (unless its against an annie, leblanc, katarina, or yasuo I need training still against them). Even if I'm ahead, I struggle with decision making on how to carry my team (when to gank vs farming vs towers). I may forever take the climb to gold but never actually leave silver, but I'll never look at myself and say "I didn't try. I have no hope, that I'm a lost cause." I try, and I'll always try. Every game is a lesson. Even if the enemies make fun of me, everything is something to be learned. I know my place in Silver 3 is no achievement, but I'm not ashamed of myself! I would like some cute Akali pics though, if anyone is willing to share!

>team locks in laners
>ok, I'll pick what the team needs, grab a nice tank
>they are collectively 3/11 in 10 minutes, end up 5/21
>deal more damage than your carry solo laners as randuin's, merc treads, cinderhulk sej
>literally twice either of their farm, they had 60 I had 120
reeeee

inb4 >blind pick
3's is fun (usually)

Don't mind me just posting brightest girl.

>tfw first GP penta is stolen by a toxic asshole adc
i flamed the shit out of him for it, too.

it's happening!
and there's more to come!!!
:3!!!!!!!

I want protect his smile.

I wanna massage Ezreals butt

>Ahead by 20 kills
>Enemy has 2 inhibs down
>We've taken every dragon since the start of the game
>Everyone on our team has a good and positive score with decent farm
>ADC dies once while 2v1'ing their yasuo/yi and starts blaming me for taking kills in the early game

It must take some kind of extreme character flaw to still be able to get mad when you're winning this hard. Never mind the fact that if I didn't take these kills I would have died since my adc is a pussy ezreal player, but seriously who gets mad 5 minutes before winning the game?

Lamb butt.

Kill yourself, trash.

>Rem cosplay
I hate Boxbox now because he's confusing my dick

The light of my life.

>Akali

why friend

I know it's possible to make a lot of things work but I've never seen an Akali do even remotely well in Bronze, Silver and Gold

Poor Akali got gutted in the assassin update.

>get a 2/7 poppy in my game
>15/2 ashe on the enemy team

im so fucking confused right now

>mid gold
>pantheon into akali
>she keeps trying to trade with me
>check profile
>only plays akali

I just don't understand.

Honestly because I think Akali is a lot of fun to play. Her combos are very satisfying to pull off. That and Ive always liked ninjas (without being the anime lover kind of person)
I know the update hurt her, but I just refuse to believe that there's a champion that's just inherently bad. I know I'm being biased because shes my main, but I don't like thinking that x champion is trash no matter how you play. I always believe that the player is the determining factor, not the champ.

yeah, every time I play her the enemy team always says stuff like "Wow, now I remember why you perma ban Camille"

maybe in a month when there's a new champ/ww rework and another round of nerfs she'll stop being banned a lot

So, I just got one of these in a chest.

I'm proud to say that, save for skins, I've gotten everything for free in this game, and I haven't bought a skin really since hextech came around.

Given that I don't plan to buy chests ever, is it worth it to keep this? Or should I just turn into something I can actually use?

>Get TheBestAkali EUW on the enemy team
>My midlaner is Zed
>I know I'm in for a bad game
>Akali ends 27/1
>I was the only one that killed her
>I was the fucking support
>I mean, I was brand but still

how fucking awful are these people.

>tfw both of your mains are locked in
>by your teammates

You will never get ten of them.

worst feel

While yes if you are good enough against people who aren't as good you can carry any champion, but some champs are just worse than others. She just doesn't do damage anymore, nor does she sustain well. In a match up of equal skill taking Akali is bringing a rusty pistol to a duel. Can you still win? Yes. Are you hurting your chances? Yes.

Now I love Akali, but I recognize that she's not in a good place right now.

>hextech annie
>soulstealer vayne
>potential for more gem skins to be made

If you don't care about any of the above then just turn it into a chest.

Pretty much this. It'll be years until you have ten if you don't buy chests with Rito Points.

this looks like perfectly balanced teams to me

While we're on the subject, how do I Akali?

>ywn take this akali out back and ferociously fulfill her desires

____:3

pretend you're playing more mobile less painful diana

Yeah, that was kind of my thinking as well. I don't know what the odds are, but considering its the first gem I've ever gotten, and you can only get around 50 chests a year, they seem against getting it free.

Me too.

>diana


I miss playing Diana.

>imaqtpie's monkey sound effect

its the same sound 10 times every fucking video and i laugh every time

Post more girls in desperate heat

she's not awful right now, but she's not the same freight train she used to be.

Or pretend your any top that has no cc and no damage. Oh wait...

This count? That's not something I tag in my pics.

stop shilling. if we wanted to be watching, or if we were interested, we would be watching.

the results, since noone has posted them, perhaps because of shame

I am nonplussed. Neat skin, but I already have Rainbow Hec.

wow you should le permaban bukkage from all vgs for inting xD

wow who saw that coming