/owg/ - Overwatch General

I was never a good e-"""""sports""""" game and never will be

it will live on in the casual for years to come though

>Zarya

Holy shit, kill yourself

When are they actually going to nerf Zaray?

>tfw at 2330 but don't want to tilt and hit a losing streak

I just want to bulldoze my way to 2500 like I got out of silver. But recently I've had diamonds thrown into my games that seem to fuck things up. They end up being really good or really awful. It's like a coin toss with these faggots that show up now and then.

Well, to be fair, I only touched comp for the first time this season. Almost all my hours are in QP and arcade. But yeah, feels bad.

Does anyone have the webm of Roadhog's hook breaking on a lucio when he passes a streetlamp or something?

when are you actually going to get out of platinum?

weird you say that because my gold games have been being filled with diamonds recently and they always seem to either be the worst players ever or they just stomp us

wtf is going on

First for abs!

Boosting

abs!

Same thing in mid plat, full of garbage diamonds I guess the system is finally starting to work and putting badies in lower ranks

Who /suicide/ here?

where the mei lewds at

Hopefully you're right.

I do wish they'd lose their icon though

seems like they fixed the rank system

>get place in shitter rank by /owg/ standards
>proceed to lose 3 in a row and 4 out of 6

>t. Dva main

WHO READY FOR NEW VOICE LINES TOMORROW WITH THE PATCH?

We're getting valentines voice lines. Be prepared and place your bets.

oh god

the shippers will become unbearable

how do you know its tomorrow?

Pecs > abs

OW commentator on the tourney let it slip the patch comes out tomorrow.

doesn't mean voice lines will be in it

>poking head over ledge, chipping away at roadhog
>he hooks me
>get killed
>watch kill cam
>hook didn't even have a line of sight when it hooked me
>it simply auto locked onto me pass the ledge

roadfags will defend this

SEASON 4 WHEN?

Where does tummy sit in the hierarchy?

>McCree gets three triple kills without his ult on three different occasions
>POTM goes to their Tracer for getting 1 (ONE) kill and two assists

That's how it's worked in the past.

>mystery heroes still has none koth maps

If you could see a longer history it would be more of the same, I would bounce between 3900 and 3500. Haven't played comp since the date on this chart so rating has decayed to diamond.

>this
I doubt ive ever been on def anubis.

Overwatch launching with no match history or server browsers is really the most Blizzard thing possible

>zarya
>not overpowered

lmao

I bet you unironically think she takes skill to use.

>PotG: D.va pressing Q

You have been allowed to design the next skin for your preferred hero.

What is it?

Girl muscles, boy muscles, girl tits, boy tits; it's all good.
Real secret to immortality right there, a nice tummy to sleep on but not too fat though.

>patch on a wednesday

That would be a first

There is always a chance the commentator is just and idiot though.

inb4 characters from other franchises

I don't play him, but a really flamboyant cupid Hanzo would be GOAT

Naked Pharah with a jetpack

It's called "Juvenile Delinquent". Short schoolgirl skirt, ripped stockings, scuffed patent leather shoes, a blouse that isn't buttoned all the way.

It's for Roadhog.

but user they worked really hard on the matchmaking code, of course they wouldnt put more effort in making a way to play their game without their "skill" based match making

schwarzenegger-like soldier

D.Va mech drawn as a ladybeetle and Hana having a sexy ladybeetle outfit

Pharah in a tank top and spats. Muscular midriff exposed.

>inb4 swimsuits for the girls XD
I want a fucked up monster Reaper so we can finally see how he looks like under the mask.

lmao the guy in tims game aimbotting with dva

fuck you, I had a boner

I guess we're at least getting a server browser. The last time they said anything about match history was "we'd like to do that" all the way back in June

I want blue cheeks to rest on my face.

Tanks are legitimately ruining this game. I have never seen such a poor implementation of a class in my life. There are literally 0 downsides to playing a Tank in Ovewatch.

A Genji skin for Hanzo and a Hanzo skin for Genji.
Maybe make both young and dressed like default Hanzo. The real heavy lifting for those leggos would be done by the voice team.

if you know anything about Blizzard, that excuse can last for fucking years

Don't we all.

you can't have them be shit dps in an fpg

Pharah a pure.

My hierarchy is

pecs = ass > stomach = love handles = genitals > back > limbs

But that's lewd.

>good DPS, near or more than Attackers
>twice and triple the amount of HP as Attackers
>damage mitigation
>better Ults

Please tell me a downside to Tanks in this game.

Is there a new hack that rolled out?

So many hackers today

>Symmetra

Shield generator removed from the game
Damage reduced by 100% when not aiming

>DVA
Defense Matrix removed from the game, find something else.
HP lowered to 400, period. If you can fly and so much damage, pay the price.
HP lowered to 300, if you have auto life, you pay the price

>Ana
Rifle taken apart, added a semi auto rifle no longer uses biotic ammo
Grenade taken apart, added normal frag grenade

You know they won't show how Reaper looks until he hits the climax of his redemption arc.

Ana is going to hype it up by talking to Jack about how awful it was. Jack is going to have the guilt of it well up in him.

The two of them will get into a fight and Jack will get particularly mad about the past and punch him in the face hard enough that Reaper's mask flies off.

Then he'll will tell Jack that his face is not from the gene splicing but it's actually what's left of his face from the explosion. Then Reaper wishes Jack's face ended up like this and not his.

I'd have to say mine is

ass=eyes>stomach=limbs=love handles>pecs>genitals>back

why did Blizzard render such a nice booty for mercy just to cover it up? spandex mercy when?

You should be asking that about Sombra

Ass is love, ass is life

None of them can fight at long range effectively, I guess, and they usually have easy to hit critboxes, but that's not much

Why all blizzard games are full of good asses, whats up with blizzard and butts

when you fuck up everything else, you have to be good at something

>Why all blizzard games are full of good asses

For the women, maybe. None of the males in WoW even HAVE an ass.

So starting two days ago I've been having this issue that's been making Overwatch totally unplayable for me.

Basically, when I join any server, it works fine for like 30 seconds, then the ping shoots up to 500-700. It goes back to normal occasionally, but it's "spiking" more often than its playable. I know it's not my internet because my roommate can play perfectly fine with 60 ping sitting 8 feet away from me.

I've tried every fix I can find online, I've reset my router like 6 times, I've done ipconfig release/renew/flushdns like 3 times, I've even reset my router to factory settings. I've forgotten the network on my computer and rejoined. I've unchecked QoP in my adapter settings. I've done a clean install of my network drivers.
Every other game works fine, it's only Overwatch that's fucked. Does anyone have any ideas?

>Why all blizzard games are full of good asses
>all blizzard games
Hah... no.

I just want to get back to low gold

A 76 skin that's inspired by either WW1 british officers or WW2 nazi uniforms, but give it some futuristic vibes and it's own version of his mask. I'm tired of how all his legendaries do not have the most prominent feature of his design
That or this Pig

100% Pure Chocolate

Range means nothing when Reinhardt and D.Va exist.

I've never seen her ass

>Ana boosts me even though I've been spamming x because I'm one gust of wind away from dying
>Yells at me for wasting the ult

Ok, maybe not in diablo

t. bronze

This

>pure chocolate
>half canadian

heh

...

what an awful image

I had this happen to me with CSGO, called my ISP and they gave me a new router and the problem was fixed

playing ana on console is hard as fuck. the difficulty actually makes her less of a mandatory pick though which is nice.

>LFG
>get put into a match 30 seconds from ending and the team hasn't been able to get past the first chokepoint

What do you do in this situation?

holy shit that face is disgusting