Why is Great Britain literally the best nation out of all Europe?

>be great britain
>not get conquered for 1,000 years
>have a large navy
>have the greatest, most powerful, and largest empire known to man
>have colonies that became independent and self-sufficient
>tfw usa, your offspring state, has taken your role over as the police officer nation
>retain most of your island territories even after that
>have one of the greatest GDPs known to man
>told the pope to fuck off for an anglican church instead

Europe btfo! How can Europe even recover? Continentals should be rightfully labelled beta cucks.

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Why is "Great" Britain represented by a woman who wears Roman helmet and often in togas?

What's with this we wuz shit?

a nice bait when you know Veeky Forums is reputed francoboo

>be great britain
Great in name only
>not get conquered for 1,000 years
After getting conquered by frogs and ruled by them for centuries
>have a large navy
Which made up for the terrible army
>have the greatest, most powerful, and largest empire known to man
Largest yep, but the two others fuck no
At it's pick, the British Empire needed the help of France and Russia to barely beat Imperial Germany
>have colonies that became independent and self-sufficient
Four of them out of hundreds
How are Bengladesh, Sudan, Zimbabwe, Guyana, Iraq, Afganistan...etc faring?
>tfw usa, your offspring state, has taken your role over as the police officer nation
The US only became great after getting rid of British loser influence
>retain most of your island territories even after that
Pretty pathetic thing to boast about
>have one of the greatest GDPs known to man
Below Germany and France
>told the pope to fuck off for an anglican church instead
Having your king invent a religion for the lulz on day and your people unitonically believe in it for centuries aint nothing to be proud of

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>he tries this hard to refute me
Stay mad, beta Yurop.

>being this fucking autistic

Are all mainlanders like this?

The Romans, Vikings and The French under the Normans defeated and controlled Britain for centuries employing less technology.

It's an anglo dickwaving bait thread again, color me surprised...

>Vikings controlled Britain for centuries

>no arguments

Not so Great Britain sucks today so...?

>it's an /int/ shitposting thread

Quality

>no arguments

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danelaw

Why are you even on the history board?

>In 866, Norse armies captured York, one of the two major cities in Anglo-Saxon England

>In 920 the Northumbrian government and the Scots governments both submitted to the military power of Wessex, and in 937 the Battle of Brunanburh led to the collapse of Norse power in northern Britain. In 954 Erik Bloodaxe, the last Norse King of York, was expelled from the city.

>centuries

>Contribute most to humanity
>first global super power
>strongest navy in history
>industrial revolution
>richest and most popular capital in Europe
>biggest empire

How can mainlander runts compete? You are all just pawns to the British empire and its imperialistic greed, your men are our pawns for cannon fodder, your lives mean nothing to us and your women are our fuck slaves

Why are you?

> Roman helmet
No, it's not.
> toga
No, it's not.

Nice history board you got here.

Same could be wondered about the OP

Same could be wondered about you

More like decades roflmao, I love how these mainlander betacucks try so hard to argue against the Superior Anglo.

It's like they need to compensate for their embarrassing history.

>your women are our fuck slaves

Cool story bro

>he has to post literal propaganda to insult his superiors

Wow. Sad!

You are the reason everyone hates the U.K
Those countries you speak of were filled with racism and poverty until you were kicked out like scum bags or packed up and left

>nazi propaganda

Meanwhile American and British lads were breeding French, German, Faroese and Icelandic runt women when they liberated their shitholes

...

Same.

Sofres Healthcare doesn't even exist! Wow! What a low energy response.

>racism and poverty
Lol try harder liberal faggot, most of the countries we had benefited greatly from our Empire. You're just a beta who can't accept the truth.

>told the pope to fuck off for an anglican church instead
How is the anglican church a good thing?
Sure, their high-church rites are pretty awesome, but after Henry VIII died, you got increasingly protestant'd and liberal and now the thing is bleeding members like crazy, is a clusterfuck coalition that is about to schism hard, and Canterbury can only be as vague as possible to contain all these wildly different factions inside the communion, because the whole thing can't make up it's mind about what it believes.

>saved France twice
>conquered Germany twice
>conquered the ottomans
>conquered 1/2 of the world
>everybody speaks English, English will replace native languages soon

>implying protestant and classical liberal ideologies are "bad" things

Lol, catholicuck

>saved France twice
France saved itself in WW1 and was saved by the US in WW2
>conquered Germany twice
Germany wasnt conquered in WW1 and was conquered by the US and the USSR in WW2
>conquered 1/2 of the world
Conquered 3rd world shitholes by using machine guns agaiinst sticks
>everybody speaks English, English will replace native languages soon
You can thank the US and their media for that

Where did Americans get their language from?

If conquering half the world is so easy then how come no others have done it?

Mainland europeans were busy fighting wars for their borders against equal opponents

Cowardly island monkeys went to tribesmen overseas instead

Without the British blockade of Germany and British troops defending and advancing France would have been conquered during ww1

>People took the bait THIS hard.

>Responsible for the sectarian problems that plagued Ireland for decades
>Responsible for the Israel-Palestine conflict
>Responsible for the problems between India and Pakistan
>Responsible for the rise of Wahhabism
>Generally responsible (along with France) for the instability that has plagued the Middle East since the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire
>Proud of conquering and enslaving a few shitty tribes from backwaters and have the nerve to compare themselves to the Greeks and Romans who defeated, you know, actual superpowers when building their empires
>Refuses to become an absolute democracy that allows it's citizens to elect their head of state because of blind patriotism towards their Germanic Queen and how she's apparently "a great figurehead"

The best thing Britain has ever had going for it is it's art.

British men such as myself contributed the most to humanity with our inventions, discoveries, industrial revolution etc

I'm not even catholic, but atleast in catholicism or orthodoxy or even american neo-protestantism, we know everyone's on the same page theologically, even if they have conservative/liberal or pro/anti-ecumenist camps.

The anglican communion is a mess of everything from the most sober and ancient masses to super low-church evangelical stuff, everything held together by ducktape(and prayer, of course) and a super confusing theology.

How can foreigners even compete

It'll literally be Trump fucking Hillary while Bernie jacks off in the corner, won't it?

>Taking credit for things that occurred centuries before you were born

WE

>implying Anglos fought just native tribesmen

What continental self-inflated dunces don't understand is that it was never easy to conquer 1/2 the world.

Not only did they have to fight natives but they had to fight stupid poopoo peepee Eurocucks as well vying for the New World. It wasn't just the natives they were fighting to protect their land holdings.

why don't mainlanders just let their wife's and gfs fuck a monster cock Brit bull

But was the British empire as impressive as the empires of the Romans, Greeks, Mongols, Turks, Arabs and Persians who didn't just have rivalries with other superpowers, but took them out and conquered their lands when building their empires? My answer is no.

The British empire is arguably the greatest contested only by the Romans

britian is the most cancerous and cowardly nation on earth. Next time fight actual nations instead of exploiting people living in the stone ages

>waaaah I'm still arguing for the sake of muh country's honor even tho I was defeated in argument

You really don't have to, just bow down to the Superior Anglo cock. That's all you have to do!

William Wallace had the courage to kiss our ring, why won't you?

Says who? The Daily Mail?

Says history.

>lists savages tearing each others faces off the second an authority figures back is turned
>blames the authority figure

t. Pierre du Fromage

>>not get conquered for 1,000 years

it's not 2066 you know

I swear the English badly need to lose a war or some other catastrophe. This gradual decline has only set their egos on the hyper-defensive.

>anti-anglo anons proceed to badger the power of britain after being sourly defeated in historical argument
>can't even fight back
>they have to throw insults now

Here have a (You), niggers.

Beatrix Potter was a true woman of Christ, and she was a Unitarian. Truly one of the most beautiful woman of all time, both inward and outer. I consider her children's stories as equivalent to the Gospels.

And here is the Aryan light, Beatrix Potter herself.

But you got btfo in one of the first posts Nigel and you didn't even fight back, just replied with memes

Here I talk about why Beatrix Potter is the best Anglo of all time:

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/87067411

Anglos are truly the best for giving rise to such a kind, gentle soul as Beatrix Potter.