/elyg/ - Elysium General

>12 HOURS ETA
Are you fucking serious?

guess ill just kys mys

Offline?

what the fuck is wrong with you

>walking through stonetalon as alliance
>spot some horde afk near a lake
>mind control him underwater and sit by the shore for him to drown to amuse myself
>warlock comes up and gives him underwater breathing

what are the chances a warlock would be there at that exact spot, realize what I was doing and actually bother to prevent it

it's just so unlikely

Why don't Alliance have Shamans?

>dat hueg everything

>I didn't get to an inn in time

Because we don't celebrate Easter?

>Using Mindcontrol

That's a ban for you.

because the server hasn't progressed to BC yet

Nice, I got Blackfang and some other blue dagger the other time. How'd you get so much money, though?

Nothing?

>restart
>server doesn't start again

Should have just killed him.

>not playing THICC races

I don't get the meme, sorry friend

It is just honor update faggot, it will take a few minutes.

another """restart"""

>gf(male)
>reeeee
>green texting

so....this...is...the power....of moh...autism

>get automuted for talking too much in BGs
>get automuted and banned for mentioning "gold" or similar in a whisper to a friend
>these messages haven't ended up in any kind of a filter for over a week despite having the same exact elements in every single one
...

What is this fucking meme?
Can I ever play this game again?

>auction spare cloth
>vendor grey drops
>refuse to buy anything from the AH unless it's absolutely necessary for a quest chain

Money-making is that simple.

too basic

You call that thicc?

this is THICC

>cucked out of a kill because you were too busy memeing

Call it basic, but still.

That's fucking fat as shit

>nostalrius staff leaves
>server immidieateetly shit
fugg

What's a mod that shows quest items value?

I'm doing exactly that, in addition to pickpocketing every humanoid mob I can in instances/group farming and I only got about 65g at lvl 38.

I might finally cave in and learn how to fish. I've never done it, retail or private server.

you cant handle his potions, adventurer.

>restart
>doesn't start again

>tfw 3k hp in bearform at 34

is now the best time to start?

is everyone 60 and raping MC without me already?

ty

you gotta support the elysium team

How the fuck do you even get to this point?

I've never understood it.

>tfw can't decide between resubbing Legion or buying Elder Scrolls Online

there are 2 fresh server were everyone is still leveling

Why is Lumi Karu's voice so fucking erotic?

This girl did well.

if this isn't your server select screen then kill yourself

Are you not American?

whichisbest

Not giving a shit. Having people around you that enable your behavior.

I started playing on K2 4 months after it launched and got to the top progression guild, so...

You gain gold at an exponentially higher rate as you level up. Getting 10g at 41 might take just as long as getting 30g at 43. Obviously lucky drops play a big factor, but grey loot is the most reliable way to get gold as you're leveling. ALWAYS loot everything. I've seen shitters ignore 80s-1.5g greys in dungeons before because "muh bagspace" or "not a quest item".

The server's not even a month old. Now's the perfect time to start playing. The main wave of people leveling up is around the 20-30 range. The horde only has a handful of people at level 60 yet.

there is 1 fresh server

Its too late man you missed the start so you'll be forever behind unless you roll on zethcuck.

Go fuck yourself Karu, you retarded piece of shit. Take your faggotry back to /lolg/.

Fuck me that was long glad i can keep grinding raptors.

>not being a dual-server Elysium-Zeth'kurbull

enjoy not playing when one server goes down faget

not only is grizzly the #1 guild (ROFL 5 'pro' guilds cumming together to wipe on ubrs whelps), they are also teh #1 memers

9000 hours in photoshop

also can you give me server details websites down ty

No really, is this just a "your tastes are shit" type reply, or is there something seriously afoot here, like is this guy jail bait?

you will be forced to rename your char in a month or so :^)

"Phew!" The Freshcuck breathes a heavy sigh of relief, as he turns in the first stranglethorn tiger quest at the Nesingwary Expedition.

Having spent 5 painstaking hours trying to tag mobs previously, and 8 hours in the queue before that, the Freshcuck endlessly plickers to and fro the graveyard every 5 minutes, mounds of bones from player corpses stacked as high as the jungle canopy surrounding him. He begrudgingly accepts the next tiger quest from the big game hunter himself, just before two undead rogues, the 5th and 6th unique ones in less than 10 minutes, step out from the shadows of the tent and the Freshcuck is once again forced to run himself back to his corpse. Unfettered, the Freshcuck grumbles "At least we're on an even playing field......." while waiting out the resurrection timer, which is now at 10 minutes.

After finally resurrecting himself after waiting for the 6th time in half an hour, the Freshcuck manages to tag one of the elusive panthers that have been endlessly camped for the past week and a half, and is close to killing it when out of nowhere he is charged and mercilessly cut down in a single stroke by a Bonereavers Edge wielding level 60 Warrior in full pvp armor...

"At least we're on an even playing field....." The Freshcuck grumbles once again, while running across the river back to his corpse with a now 12 minute resurrection timer. The Freshcuck takes solace in the fact that, being a melee class, he actually has something to raid for in molten core, unlike every single other class that has to settle for greens that are better than anything out of the Molten Core from 5 mans for the next 4 months....
"At least we're on an even playing field......" Echoes through the piles of bones littering the ground and the endless lines of people waiting for all the quest entities to respawn for all eternity.

>see xiaowarr has aggroed three mobs, two more than he can handle
>he's tagged them with thunderclap in an effort to reduce their damage but he's on 20% health and about to die
>i throw a heal or two on him to bring him back to full health just as he finishes killing the first mob
>the other two mobs make an immediate beeline to me
>xiao runs away
>i have to kill his tagged mobs for no xp or drops or die
every fucking time

bonus
>i say 'fuck it' and just run away
>mobs permaleashed to me and chase me all the way across the other side of the zone and in to the next one
>forced to kill them anyway
th-thanks nost core

>cheating best girl server with the yellow fever whore server
there are no words

i want to ____ madti's ____

quality post shit faggot

>muh bagspace
I get really mad when I see level 40 players with 6 slot bags. Like, really, come the fuck on. Dropping even 2g to upgrade to silk packs will make you so much goddamn money in the long run.

who?

You are a moron. A greentext memeing moron to boot.

slit
throat

man being a warlock irl would be awesome but that shit probably hurts so bad

delete characters

why would you heal a xiao?

>helping a chink

Not even once

>healing chinks

Found the commie.

i masturbate to my warrior every day, i can't stop thinking about him

THANK YOU finally someone agrees with me, I've heard many a voice in my gaming career but none are as sexual as Karu's.

You're fucking retarded faggot if you heal chaintagging Xiaos

>ETA 11h

...

Fact that healers are the ultimate cucks.

>tfw randomly grouped up with some chink mage to get the stupid bernards book or whatever in silverpine
>we end up dying but i managed to get the book first
>could have left him high and dry but decide to help him slog his way through the inn again and get the book, even after he got us killed yet again in the process.

dono it's just my nature

What is it about healers that make them the most hopelessly cucked players in the game? I feel both disgust and pity for them.

We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.
We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.
We assure you that you will not feel any difference in the cores except for a potential increase in quality.

That's what you get for helping yellow pests. You should have left him to die.

I haven't found a single fucking blue, much less a goddamn epic. All the fucking greens I find are vendor trash too. How the fuck do you people get this shit? IT ISN'T FAIR.

Who is this semen demon, storytime fag?

do xiaos play alliance or horde more? i want to get them fired

So what the fuck is wrong with alliance players.
Nobody EVER buffs me back, mages charge me for water (even in dungeons, quitted twice already because of these faggots) and most of them are generally dickheads.
Only Paladins are the exception but their entire class is a single buff.

I encountered a decent seeming yellow folk once.

I am assured.
I am assured.
Repeat it with me.
I am assured.
I am assured.
I am assured that I won't feel any difference.

They don't replace core yet, retard.

>Appears that all servers have responded well to the extended maintenance. Website is next priority, will continue work to get it back up. :^)
>Server restart in 10 minutes.

Seems like horde have more.

>who is skin diamond

oh boy, wait 'till you find out about dicks, fapping and porn