/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>What is officially the most imperial faction of butterlord?
see its ok, we still like you
I could have been here on time to make it if I didn't woke up so late

holy shit Blood&Steel is so fucking crazy, why is everyone running at the speed of cavalry

its fun as fuck though

Vlandia

Hello there Asterix

>captcha: dresden blaze

best faction in PoP?

kingdom of pendor. best archers.

Is there any good way to increase party size in Brytenwalda? (besides leadership)

When asked on reddit about seeing more ladders/entry points in PooP sieges, dev 'Mitchymatt' responds:

"Probably not. Sieging in warband in general sucks. We can only do so much :("

>be a christian lord ruling over pagans
>build a brewery
>build a smithy
>feast everyday with my people
>even build a church to introduce them to christianity
>still have -16 relationship

you ungrateful sack of shits

did you tell him to stop making ohko units?

wew
but other mods have done so

Also do the old tweaks work for 3.8?

and the kuhrazy gunpowder weapons
and the sheer carnage
it's gr8

Its ok op, i forgive you, even if you are a filthy vladian

>best archers

If they don't accept the word of the Lord, you know what to do.

782 best year of my life

sacks of shit, or sack of shits?

What's the best mp mod right now? I'll probably try vikingsr but would appreciate any other suggestions.

DRAW YER BLADE

Items lost: Cheese

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DASSIT m8
I'M TAKINCHU DAWN

rip cheese.

How do I get good with throwing axes? Thanks.

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Aim above their head

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>XDDD

Merc units=best units

dumb lezalitposter

ebin

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What is going on

Please don't spook /mbg/

Will post some more light hearted ones then

Gon, Gon, Gon

edit this one

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>user fucked up making the thread
>made one just as the user got his shit together & made one 15 secs earlier
>sacrificed mine to sage
>board is now slow all of a sudden

I didn't actually make them
But don't give up user, 1 day I may
I've saved the pic for later anyway

>go to bed before the thread gets to bump limit
>wake up
>the three stooges have been making threads
for fucks sake

do you have one of the assassination of ferdinand & his wife?

I regret I don't

Let Gondola ease your suffering

I always wondered what that shadow by the dog was

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why do people think that harlaus has a legitimate claim to the throne ?
All he does is eat like the fat pig he is while his men die

I'm new to AD1257, is the lance recruitment system any good?

that doesn't make him an unlawful ruler

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>legitimate claim
Who the fuck cares about legitimacy? I could be some random 10/10 tight bodied peasant girl with no legitimacy at all who earns her soldier's loyalty by letting them use her as a cocksleeve and if I win I win.

>I could be some random 10/10 tight bodied peasant girl with no legitimacy at all who earns her soldier's loyalty by letting them use her as a cocksleeve and if I win I win.

l-lewd

>I could be some random 10/10 tight bodied peasant girl with no legitimacy at all who earns her soldier's loyalty by letting them use her as a cocksleeve and if I win I win.

>I could be some random 10/10 tight bodied peasant girl with no legitimacy at all who earns her soldier's loyalty by letting them use her as a cocksleeve and if I win I win.
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>borchd

Where is the Bannerlord? It is the year of our Lord 2017, I was promised Bannerlord.

no you weren't

Currently a Merc for the empire in PooP and thinking about becoming a vassal to them cause I have good relations and I like their infantry focus. What's a good castle to try and get? Those forts next to the Noldar forest seem nice since I could then use the Noldar as extra defense, but I'm worried about how defensible those castles are in a siege battle

>noldar

Where is the Bannerlord? It is the year of our Lord 2017, I read posts expressing vague, reluctant hopes that some parts of Bannerlord might be playable by this time.

Hi there ladies

not happening yet fampai

Separated at birth?

the old calradian empire was ruled by black people

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Swadian began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Swadian began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Swadian began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Swadian began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Swadian began to hate.

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>implying you could get the loyalty of any man worth anything with your rank overused pussy

The men I get don't need to be worth anything, they just need to be worth more in total and enough for me to conquer the land.
Considering that every other army is populated by dumbasses, it isn't that hard.

>rank overused pussy
An actually good pussy can never be overused, its capacity is infinite
Looks like you've been fucking half-pence whores too much!

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>no fun allowed

>find 30000 peasant school dropouts willing to risk their lives for your devalued pussy
>keeping them all supplied with sufficient pussy on your own
>keeping them all fed
Seems like a logistical nightmare desu

>30000
Average army sizes are like 200 lad

Help me lads, I'm stupid. I donwloaded all the files for lewdplomacy and unzipped them into a thusly named folder within modules, but it doesn't show up for select when I start the game. If I just dump the files into modules then the game just refuses to load altogether...

You're gonna need a lot of peasants to actually take on a marshal stack

>year of our lord
>not using our only god allah's calendar

I mean come on its 1438 already.

get a fresh Diplomacy file, and dump it into that.

If you're taking on a marshal stack you probably already have a base of operations that triggered the enemy kingdom. At that point I presume the argument already ends since the peasant girl is, by definition, not really a peasant anymore - she owns a lot of territory.

Those armies are not composed of worthless men, though.

Taking on a marshal stack might actually be easier than taking an actual holding with pure peasants, unless it's got a ludicrously small and low tier garrison.

>implying
Those armies are composed of cavalry who can and will charge headlong into braced 1257 spears, of horse archers who apparently believe that slamming into the melee is a great decision, of swordsmen who believe rushing like madmen without formation is a sound idea, lead by commanders who see nothing wrong with getting flanked and who appear to believe that sieging castles when the enemy reinforcements are half a day away is a wise choice.

Is there any reason I'm somehow not allowed to upgrade my troops?

>Is there any reason I'm somehow not allowed to upgrade my troops?
If I wasn't a worthless peasant I'd get pussy elsewhere. Or I'd just take it.

>tfw no cute lady to serve

Have you considered that 6 STR 9 AGI 30+ INT 30+ CHA
Have you also considered that they used to be peasants so I've brainwashed them into charging to their deaths for me?

What's the name of this anime

Did you somehow quote the wrong person

I'm in the mood for some generic fantasy and saw empireIV. Is it horrendously broken in some manner?

no

Well then
I don't think there's many anime where you have the combination of a female leader who can't fight for shit and yet goes for the crown without a strategist solely due to charisma and intelligence, usually they just have charisma by itself or intelligence by itself if they can't fight

I just created a character as foul as possible. How did I do, /mbg/?