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I'm not sure if I approve of this or not

DIE DIE DIE

Amaris

4th for pharah

rein needs to get the fuck off the meta and never come back

ster inspired me to play Ana

same

Posting my blog in new thread

>be me (consolefag)
>buy game on launch
>figure Hanzo is a high skill-cap character that I could get good at
>play the shit out of him
>get well known as a deadly pro Hanzo
>didn't play much season 2 because working long hours
>came back into season 3
>every game "don't go Hanzo", "pick something useful" etc
>even though I'm still playing great, on occasions the abuse starts to tilt me
>decide to hone my skills on Ana bots and QP
>hours later, i have a full grasp of 5th dimensional theoretical geometry
>still can't stomach playing him in comp, climb slowly to diamond by playing support and tank
>on occasion when dps slot is free, play soldier just so i won't get flamed, even though I could be raping faces with Hanzo

It's a bitch feeling

so when does the gameplay on timthetatman's stream start

Why are you watching that meme trash

Why is it that the most popular streamers are the worst ones anyway

Dude just play Hanzo. Who fucking cares what some dipshit loser from Ohio thinks about you on the internet? It's a game. Have fun and do what you want, period.

people love watching bald fat manchildren scream

i honestly dont know i guess im just part of the herded mentality

visit his streams every so often for a long time and now that he plays overwatch i just leave it open and go about my day
its actually crazy

That is not Helix-approved apparel

If you actually are good with Hanzo then play him. The fear comes from "pro snipers" who sit at the back spamming arrows doing nothing all day.

Lol, this drunk bum was telling that he was a secret operative again

>have 2 accounts
>one Master one Diamond
>play heroes I am not great at on the Diamond one to practice
>Masters gave have more trolls and intentional throws than Diamond
>Diamond people talk more and sperg out less

I am having way more fun on my alt in Diamond than on my main in Masters. Anyone else noticed the same or is it just my luck?

>dresses like a cowboy in 2076
>passed out at a bar on Christmas

Get your shit together McCree

shut up

McCree is living the dream

nope, since i climbed to master games are much better. sorry about your luck with teammates tho

Literally, and I do mean it, for the past 2 weeks in masters I have had 0 games without someone trolling or throwing on one of the teams. EU servers. Usually Ruskies.

legs

>"Teleports behind you"

Do other esports game players foam at the mouth when they don't choose meta characters?

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literally all of them

too bad that's literally never going to happen until the release of overwatch 2

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Daily reminder that Mei is Bae

Friendly reminder that farming your stats in comp with less popular hero's goes further than winning all the time

youtube.com/watch?v=00hf2TbesBY

"Hat" Is my favourite character

at least i hope blizzard change something so that he wont be so important

How do I get better at 1v1? I always have all gold but do terribly

>dragon 2

Not bad

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*abuses spouse*

What's the best map in this game?

>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Gabriel's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar
>"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Gabriel screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Gabe starts throwing pots and pans around*
>"G-Gabriel, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Gabriel screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night in Blackwatch and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Reyes said
>grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY PUTA!" Reyes slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the bar with Jack, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME SANTA MUERTE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Gabe slams the door
>Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal

Dorado

Payload: Dorado
KotH: Oasis

All 2 capture point maps are dogshit.

best we can hope for is the newer maps won't be so reliant to him (like oasis is at a small degree)

DEATH

DEATH

DEATH

DEATH, IS WHIMSICAL TODAY.

Dorado, KR, Eichenwald

al 2cp are shit, best map is kings row

>play a match
>up 2-0 koth
>they come back and win
>play a payload match
>they win easy
>start flipping out crying and start stopping my feet
>scream and bash my head into the wall
>mom calls the cops
>they question me for 4 hours
>have to be admitted to mental hospital tomorrow because of shit teammates

>my irl friend asks me to coach him in ow
>hes gold im master
>i watch him play and tell him what he did wrong and what he should do
>i never actually seen gold gameplay before that

JUNKRAT is an instant pick and people dispute in voice who should get him.
I didn't believe that lower elo can be this bad, but now I do.

So if anyone here is struggling to get out of gold, just play heroes that counter junkrat.
my friend gained 300 SR just by playing pharah and killing their junkrat every game

i hope this is true

Anyone in masters queueing up right now?

I hope you are getting admitted

Not that guy but I threw my PC at a wall after losing a game of dota once (it survived somehow) but it turned out I had super low seratonin and would've flipped out at anything.

>play healer
>lose due to shit tank and dps
>play tank
>lose due to shit dps and healer
>play dps
>lose due to shit healer and tank

how do I win?

man that would be a really slow progression

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you guys are high

hanamura and the russian one are amamzing

t. platinum rank

play zarya.
tank? check.
dps? with high energy, check.
support? bubbles teammates, heals herself via shields, check.

Am i seeing a pattern here?

jesus i was joking, sorry to hear that man. i hope you are better now

literally the best rank

that or soldier or hog

Volskaya is not as bad as everyone pretends
Hanamura is very bad for heroes who can't fly

King's Row, Hollywood, Nepal

to each his own i guess

(You)
There is only one constant in all of these situations.

I'm fine now, I needed a better case anyway

>tfw just rekt some gook scum chatting shit about EU.

do burgers have to deal with these faggots all the time

I'm diamond, went from 3,100 to 3k even, it's making me suicidal

so how did /owg/ react when gency was confirmed

>(You)

>bronze
either braindead or there on purpose
>silver
just your casual normie who never played fps before
>gold
still never played fps before, probably mobabby, puts some effort into the game
>platinum
played some fps before, "average" player
>diamond
has some form of minor idea how to play, decent mechanical skills
>master
is a decent player, but lacks any form of teamplay or gamesense
>gm
has a slight idea of how the games are actually played, tries to help teammates
>top500
is good at game, good teamplay, ok gamesense

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Not to offend but that's because Diamond rank is pretty bullshit. It's pretty much the new platinum rank because of everybody's inflated calibration from season 2.

Still a bit peeved I had to climb back to diamond from platinum rank myself though.

>Tfw no samurai chest to sleep on

Why live?

>tfw have played fps all my life and placed in gold

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>get in a game with a 3 stack
>they're all retarded
>tell one of them to change
>they all stick up for each other and tell you to fuck off

3 stacks are literally the worst

Pretty accurate, except you assume that people in some ranks have the same skills and deficiencies. For example, somem aster players have decent mechanical skill and terrible gamesmense, some have good gamesense and think strategically about ult usage and engagement but have gold-tier mechanical skill.

until you get to very high ranks the game is about positioning not aim

I cried.

>tfw bronze
>been playing since the game first game out

I got some buckets out so I am prepared for the Pharmercy tears.

Still waiting on the junkrat being kidnapped mind broken by Mei greentext

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More upset that people cry over that instead of the terrible balance.

They sell hanzo bodypillows too on aliexpress, that's where I got the mousemat

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>GM's rage quitting in tim's stream

kek

So why arent (YOU) streaming right now and getting mad views for being a loud asshole?

>KebabRemover
> Ultimate: Turns Into Bug Spray

sauce? the christmas comic doesn't count

He needs to have an ult that combos well with Zarya's for optimal Omnigger removal.

>ultimate only works against Pharah and Ana

Because no one is going to watch a literal who.

only have the burnt casserole with junkrat.


>"ch-ch-cheers bruv, w-welcome home..." Jamison submissively whimpered upon Mako's return from Controlpoint: Junkertown
>"I-I'm sorry mate b-but I blew up the fairy bread and vegemite casserole a-again, please don't be angr-"
>"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw, James!" Mako screamed, slamming Fawkes' face into the counter
>"YOU USELESS WANKER, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL YOUR MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Hoggie starts hooking pots and pans around*
>"M-Mako, I'm s-sorry..."
>You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? Say bacon one more time you sorry useless cunt!" Mako screamed
>"I work hard all fucking night on the Pavement and then I have to come home to another fucking blown-up meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS MONG" Rutledge said
>grabbing Jamison by the throat he began to choke him while huffing and weezing loudly
>"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Rat struggled to say
>"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU WELCOME... TO THE APOCALYPSE!" Rutledge slams James' face in the still piping hot casserole, he screams and collapses on the floor in agony
>"I'm going to the 66's bar with Alex, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME PACHIMARI NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Mako slams the door
>Jamison trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor
>"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" he thought as he pulled himself up and began cleaning and preparing to blow up another meal

>watching timtheburgerpig's stream
wew lad

>he thinks thats all it takes in this day and age of streaming

>Pachimari

Weird? I mean we still know so little about mercy and many of the other characters, why move into romance now? Do the writers have so little material to work with?

>why would we hear more about one of the most important aspects of a human's life when learning about them

I wonder.