rein needs to get the fuck off the meta and never come back
Henry Diaz
ster inspired me to play Ana
Thomas Sullivan
same
Jace Garcia
Posting my blog in new thread
>be me (consolefag) >buy game on launch >figure Hanzo is a high skill-cap character that I could get good at >play the shit out of him >get well known as a deadly pro Hanzo >didn't play much season 2 because working long hours >came back into season 3 >every game "don't go Hanzo", "pick something useful" etc >even though I'm still playing great, on occasions the abuse starts to tilt me >decide to hone my skills on Ana bots and QP >hours later, i have a full grasp of 5th dimensional theoretical geometry >still can't stomach playing him in comp, climb slowly to diamond by playing support and tank >on occasion when dps slot is free, play soldier just so i won't get flamed, even though I could be raping faces with Hanzo
It's a bitch feeling
Julian Roberts
so when does the gameplay on timthetatman's stream start
Colton Myers
Why are you watching that meme trash
Why is it that the most popular streamers are the worst ones anyway
Christopher Garcia
Dude just play Hanzo. Who fucking cares what some dipshit loser from Ohio thinks about you on the internet? It's a game. Have fun and do what you want, period.
Lucas Peterson
people love watching bald fat manchildren scream
Joshua Gutierrez
i honestly dont know i guess im just part of the herded mentality
visit his streams every so often for a long time and now that he plays overwatch i just leave it open and go about my day its actually crazy
Carter Walker
That is not Helix-approved apparel
Robert Hall
If you actually are good with Hanzo then play him. The fear comes from "pro snipers" who sit at the back spamming arrows doing nothing all day.
Jacob Morris
Lol, this drunk bum was telling that he was a secret operative again
Grayson Torres
>have 2 accounts >one Master one Diamond >play heroes I am not great at on the Diamond one to practice >Masters gave have more trolls and intentional throws than Diamond >Diamond people talk more and sperg out less
I am having way more fun on my alt in Diamond than on my main in Masters. Anyone else noticed the same or is it just my luck?
Nathan Harris
>dresses like a cowboy in 2076 >passed out at a bar on Christmas
Get your shit together McCree
Carter Ross
shut up
McCree is living the dream
Noah Ramirez
nope, since i climbed to master games are much better. sorry about your luck with teammates tho
Oliver Watson
Literally, and I do mean it, for the past 2 weeks in masters I have had 0 games without someone trolling or throwing on one of the teams. EU servers. Usually Ruskies.
Anthony Diaz
legs
Ryan Turner
>"Teleports behind you"
Henry Cooper
Do other esports game players foam at the mouth when they don't choose meta characters?
Lucas Richardson
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Nathan Taylor
literally all of them
Noah Garcia
too bad that's literally never going to happen until the release of overwatch 2
Jackson Myers
...
Jacob Nelson
...
Nolan Gonzalez
Daily reminder that Mei is Bae
Blake Edwards
Friendly reminder that farming your stats in comp with less popular hero's goes further than winning all the time
at least i hope blizzard change something so that he wont be so important
Camden Morales
How do I get better at 1v1? I always have all gold but do terribly
Gavin Turner
>dragon 2
Not bad
Jaxson Reyes
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Isaiah Hernandez
*abuses spouse*
Juan Roberts
What's the best map in this game?
Luis Martin
>"ch-ch-cheers luv, w-welcome home..." Lena submissively whimpered upon Gabriel's return to Watchpoint: Gibralatar >"I-I'm sorry luv b-but I burnt the fish head haggis pie n chips casserole a-again, please don't be angr-" >"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw Lena!" Gabriel screamed, slamming Lena's face into the counter >"YOU USELESS WHORE, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL THE MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Gabe starts throwing pots and pans around* >"G-Gabriel, I'm s-sorry..." >You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? You're goddamned right you're sorry you useless cunt!" Gabriel screamed >"I work hard all fucking night in Blackwatch and then I have to come home to another fucking burnt meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS SLUT" Reyes said >grabbing Lena by the throat he began to choke while screaming obscenities >"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Lena struggled to say >"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY PUTA!" Reyes slams Lena's face in the still piping hot casserole, she screams and collapses on the floor in agony >"I'm going to the bar with Jack, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME SANTA MUERTE NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Gabe slams the door >Lena trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor >"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" she thought as she pulled herself up and began cleaning and preparing another meal
Benjamin Nguyen
Dorado
Easton Hall
Payload: Dorado KotH: Oasis
All 2 capture point maps are dogshit.
Josiah Nguyen
best we can hope for is the newer maps won't be so reliant to him (like oasis is at a small degree)
Kevin Butler
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH
DEATH, IS WHIMSICAL TODAY.
Logan Hall
Dorado, KR, Eichenwald
Ayden King
al 2cp are shit, best map is kings row
Wyatt Gutierrez
>play a match >up 2-0 koth >they come back and win >play a payload match >they win easy >start flipping out crying and start stopping my feet >scream and bash my head into the wall >mom calls the cops >they question me for 4 hours >have to be admitted to mental hospital tomorrow because of shit teammates
Jordan Gomez
>my irl friend asks me to coach him in ow >hes gold im master >i watch him play and tell him what he did wrong and what he should do >i never actually seen gold gameplay before that
JUNKRAT is an instant pick and people dispute in voice who should get him. I didn't believe that lower elo can be this bad, but now I do.
So if anyone here is struggling to get out of gold, just play heroes that counter junkrat. my friend gained 300 SR just by playing pharah and killing their junkrat every game
Jacob Russell
i hope this is true
Lincoln Martinez
Anyone in masters queueing up right now?
Ian Cook
I hope you are getting admitted
Hudson Allen
Not that guy but I threw my PC at a wall after losing a game of dota once (it survived somehow) but it turned out I had super low seratonin and would've flipped out at anything.
Xavier Rodriguez
>play healer >lose due to shit tank and dps >play tank >lose due to shit dps and healer >play dps >lose due to shit healer and tank
how do I win?
Jaxon Mitchell
man that would be a really slow progression
Brandon Williams
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Jose Howard
you guys are high
hanamura and the russian one are amamzing
Michael Scott
t. platinum rank
Wyatt Nelson
play zarya. tank? check. dps? with high energy, check. support? bubbles teammates, heals herself via shields, check.
Lincoln Foster
Am i seeing a pattern here?
Owen Lee
jesus i was joking, sorry to hear that man. i hope you are better now
Camden Long
literally the best rank
that or soldier or hog
John Cooper
Volskaya is not as bad as everyone pretends Hanamura is very bad for heroes who can't fly
Easton Ross
King's Row, Hollywood, Nepal
Jeremiah Sanders
to each his own i guess
Logan Johnson
(You) There is only one constant in all of these situations.
Thomas Sullivan
I'm fine now, I needed a better case anyway
Jack Thompson
>tfw just rekt some gook scum chatting shit about EU.
do burgers have to deal with these faggots all the time
Dylan Myers
I'm diamond, went from 3,100 to 3k even, it's making me suicidal
Landon Foster
so how did /owg/ react when gency was confirmed
John Lewis
>(You)
Nicholas Robinson
>bronze either braindead or there on purpose >silver just your casual normie who never played fps before >gold still never played fps before, probably mobabby, puts some effort into the game >platinum played some fps before, "average" player >diamond has some form of minor idea how to play, decent mechanical skills >master is a decent player, but lacks any form of teamplay or gamesense >gm has a slight idea of how the games are actually played, tries to help teammates >top500 is good at game, good teamplay, ok gamesense
Jonathan Torres
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Charles Taylor
Not to offend but that's because Diamond rank is pretty bullshit. It's pretty much the new platinum rank because of everybody's inflated calibration from season 2.
Still a bit peeved I had to climb back to diamond from platinum rank myself though.
Benjamin Young
>Tfw no samurai chest to sleep on
Why live?
Alexander Martinez
>tfw have played fps all my life and placed in gold
Justin Jenkins
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Wyatt Garcia
>get in a game with a 3 stack >they're all retarded >tell one of them to change >they all stick up for each other and tell you to fuck off
3 stacks are literally the worst
Levi Ortiz
Pretty accurate, except you assume that people in some ranks have the same skills and deficiencies. For example, somem aster players have decent mechanical skill and terrible gamesmense, some have good gamesense and think strategically about ult usage and engagement but have gold-tier mechanical skill.
Cooper Martinez
until you get to very high ranks the game is about positioning not aim
Cooper Cooper
I cried.
Connor Bennett
>tfw bronze >been playing since the game first game out
Sebastian Brooks
I got some buckets out so I am prepared for the Pharmercy tears.
Caleb Robinson
Still waiting on the junkrat being kidnapped mind broken by Mei greentext
Joseph Lee
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Jace Bell
More upset that people cry over that instead of the terrible balance.
Isaiah Butler
They sell hanzo bodypillows too on aliexpress, that's where I got the mousemat
Josiah Roberts
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Charles Lewis
>GM's rage quitting in tim's stream
kek
Landon Butler
So why arent (YOU) streaming right now and getting mad views for being a loud asshole?
Adrian Taylor
>KebabRemover > Ultimate: Turns Into Bug Spray
Lucas Cruz
sauce? the christmas comic doesn't count
Lincoln Bailey
He needs to have an ult that combos well with Zarya's for optimal Omnigger removal.
Owen Brooks
>ultimate only works against Pharah and Ana
Jaxon Green
Because no one is going to watch a literal who.
Grayson Wilson
only have the burnt casserole with junkrat.
>"ch-ch-cheers bruv, w-welcome home..." Jamison submissively whimpered upon Mako's return from Controlpoint: Junkertown >"I-I'm sorry mate b-but I blew up the fairy bread and vegemite casserole a-again, please don't be angr-" >"That's fucking it, this is the LAST fucking straw, James!" Mako screamed, slamming Fawkes' face into the counter >"YOU USELESS WANKER, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING COOK AFTER ALL YOUR MONEY I WASTED ON COOKING CLASSES AND THIS FUCKING COOKWARE" *Hoggie starts hooking pots and pans around* >"M-Mako, I'm s-sorry..." >You're SORRY? You're fucking SORRY? Say bacon one more time you sorry useless cunt!" Mako screamed >"I work hard all fucking night on the Pavement and then I have to come home to another fucking blown-up meal, what the fuck CAN you do? Can you suck dick? NO YOU CAN'T EVEN SUCK DICK RIGHT YOU USELESS MONG" Rutledge said >grabbing Jamison by the throat he began to choke him while huffing and weezing loudly >"I'm *gargle* s--sor--*gasp* ry" Rat struggled to say >"OH SO YOU'RE STILL SORRY? I'LL MAKE YOU WELCOME... TO THE APOCALYPSE!" Rutledge slams James' face in the still piping hot casserole, he screams and collapses on the floor in agony >"I'm going to the 66's bar with Alex, when I get back you BETTER HAVE THIS FUCKING MESS CLEANED UP AND A PROPER FUCKING MEAL PREPARED FOR ME OR SO HELP ME PACHIMARI NOT EVEN MERCY WILL BE ABLE TO BRING YOU BACK WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!" Mako slams the door >Jamison trembles in a stew of blood and charred casserole on the floor >"H-he loves me, I should've done a better job for him" he thought as he pulled himself up and began cleaning and preparing to blow up another meal
Daniel Bennett
>watching timtheburgerpig's stream wew lad
David Cox
>he thinks thats all it takes in this day and age of streaming
Isaac Diaz
>Pachimari
Luke Morris
Weird? I mean we still know so little about mercy and many of the other characters, why move into romance now? Do the writers have so little material to work with?
Blake Smith
>why would we hear more about one of the most important aspects of a human's life when learning about them