/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1022

Misunderstandings Edition

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NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
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>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Getting his eyebrows waxed.

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=tEt2PMk0lVU

Friendly reminder that He'll remake the world to suit his desires. His chosen to reign.

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first for best girl

We in here!

>2 posts
>already dead
absolutely fucking terrible

I just don't want to post with jackfags.

Believe user, the posters are coming...

what if i post cass or morrigan instead?

Same

Let's HH.

Cassandra is for white male trevelyan only to give birth to healthy female that will grow to have pale skin green eyes raven hair big breasts nice ass and 1,80m tall DA4 companion

Can some one explain to me why the game decides to cheap me out of my dragon bones in the Deep Roads DLC even when I've both slain a dragon and celebrated its slaying? What bullshit is this?

Just buy them from BE.

That's 8 levels away.

...

>mfw people don't get Sterling Reputation, A Favor for a Favor and Elite Clientele

>wanted to see male romance options
>played as femquiz
>holy shit they're all terrible

:^(

>mfw people actually give a shit about that ugly horse faced cunt

literally only slightly better than shitlas

is he the gay backstreet boy?

>mfw my male Trevelyan is filling her with babies right now
Cass > Josie > Seragh
There's a straight backstreet boy?

Shittiest taste

>uses faggot inquisitor for bestiality
it's fitting actually

0/20

Josie got shafted in Trespasser. I mean you can marry Sera for God's sake, but Josie just takes you to the opera, whether you romanced her or not.

Nobody likes Josephine. and sera was a self-incert by some retarded bioware employee

I suppose she'd want to have a huge Antivan wedding that lasts for three days or something, but they still should have done more with her than one hug and a kiss. I don't think Solas, Cass, Bull and Dorian have anything other than a small addition to their regular cutscenes either, while Cullen, Sera and Thom get extra stuff like weddings and watching your inquisitor while she sleeps in a totally not creepy way. I don't understand Bioware's logic sometimes.

>mfw meeting Josephine's retarded ass poverty stricken family

I... I like Josephine :'(

And yeah I guess. I guess I was just hoping for more, it's a good job the rest of that DLC was pretty good.

who's /MEG/ here?

this guy it's me

Shut up Meg

i knew a girl named meg, she never understood why people always told her to shut up until she watched family guy like a year ago

:3

you ever try that mod that gives cole facial hair?

Tulpa's trying to create his own version of a werewolf.
How many of theirs did we pick up?
Well, now he looks completely fucking homeless.

Good morning new /dag/

>How many of theirs did we pick up?
i think it's only like 2 or 3

i havent seen the liara poster in a while

do you live in Australia or something?

I'm gonna marry /dag/!

Maybe user.

Don't do it, the romance scenes are shit.

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I'll get the money when it dies though.

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>mfw /dag/ used to be normal before obnoxious solasfags drove good posters out
can our general still be saved?

What's he pointing at? His shoes?

Yeah look at all the solasposts ITT like omg lol

I don't know. I just got a gif from the golddigger music video. The joke worked in my head I promise. ;_;

It's dead and shit and beyond saving

Everyone is going to move to /meg/ after the new game comes out anyway

>a couple of weeks ago
>50% of the thread is some neet landwhale posting solas
truth hurts huh

>Hating the best character in Inquisition

He is even better than Leliana and I rarely say that.

t. cuck

kys faggot

I'm not because I don't even plan on getting it.

sholdnt you be posting in tumblr or something?

Solas did nothing wrong.

This bit made me wonder about DA4. Like how are you supposed to stop someone who can turn you into stone with a thought? Seems a bit overpowered.

hes literally hambeast bait

Shittiest character in DA by far

It's Bioware. They will do something nonsensical like-

>Oh there is ancient Elven artifact that makes you immune to Solas' power
>Oh there is ancient Elven artifact that can trap Solas for eternity
>Find it and defeat a god blah blah..

Meredith did nothing wrong.

>Oh there is ancient Elven artifact that makes you immune to Solas' power

It's either going to be that or you'll find another ancient elven god hanging out who'll agree to help you for some inane reason. But yeah, you probably just guessed the end game of DA4, yay. :p

People whose DA waifu isn't Morri, Leliana or Merrill should be gassed for /dag/'s sake

>Merrill
Nys

>Leliana
kys

How is your diabetes?

Morri, Merrill and Cass are 10x better than all other females you can bang in their respective games

Morrigan is the best overall

I just realized the Trespasser dlc didn't mention anything about Morrigan. What is she doing currently?

Becoming the new vessel of Mythal, getting ready to murder Solas

living happily ever after with the warden
plus this

But Mythal and Fen'Harel are friends.

not no more

In addition, husbandofags are pure cancer and should kys immediately

Shouldn't you?

Wow how cancerous of you

You should add a paragraph or two about how much you hate all men

That would make a more convincing landwhale impression

I wasnt trying to.

you guys think we'll ever see Sten(Arishok) again?

Hey anons, I completed DA:I when the game was released, now I am thinking of doing a second run but I still don't know which race/sex/class to pick, so far I created a male qunari warrior, should I keep going with him or is there a more interesting way to play?

If you don't mind having a companion that fills the same niche as you sure, there's not much dwarf content outside DLC and pretty much every elf NPC you meet is a cunt or unimportant. Also femqun is maximum qt

He probably just lurks now.
I don't understand.
>not wanting to get ~tumblr in space~ the game
Christ. /dag/ needs a Kōtotsu to do a mass sweeping.

This is true

I was trying to make a gold-digger joke, but I couldn't find a decent gif :(

>Merrill
>moeblob blood mage who took every possible bad decision
>good LI

I understand that the other options are a walking bunch of STDs, an illiterate emo and a terrorist abomination but come on.

There's no .gifs with rappers tossing money in the air or women showering in gold coins?

I was looking for one from the music video for gold-digger so it would be a bit more obvious. You can see how well that worked.

>He probably just lurks now.
I've posted a bit

>Avvar DLC
I hope you pirated this shit.

DA2 and ME3 kind of killed my love of Bioware. I have no intention of buying any of their SJW games anymore unless reviews are fantastic.

How can he be Arishok if he doesn't even have horns?

I thought having no horns means being meant for greatness or something.

Did he grow some in the comics or something? I'm gonna look.
I fully understand.
Well, good. Hope you finished your Mom's Pi-calendar.

Nope.

Anyone got a link to that comic? It sounds too retarded to believe. Why is Isabela in it?

what else are you going to stick your dick in? the personification of an std?an elven sadist? a TERRORIST?

a rivalrymanced Merrill is the only answer

why is varric in it?

same

dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Qunari

Hornlessness is a rare genetic variation in Qunari, akin to red hair in humans. Those born without horns are considered special and are often given prestigious roles in Qunari society such as a Ben-Hassrath or an envoy to the other races.[7] Sten, who became a companion of the Warden as a soldier of the Beresaad, falls into this category. Culturally, Qunari associate not having horns with being imposing or scary, and because of this Tal-Vashoth often decide to remove their own horns.[8] Likewise, Saarebas, the Qunari mages, have their horns removed to warn of their danger.[9]

Merrill is the only character more retarded than Anders.

I'm finally making a bit of progress on it

>rivalrymance
How does this work exactly? I'm picturing you treating the LI like shit and still getting your dick wet, but that's probably not quite right

>not loving giving her Stockholm syndrome