Senran Kagura General /skg/ #975

>local troubled mexican boy brings water pistol to school and opens fire on all busty female students before squirting himself in the head
Tragedies into miracles.

Ryouna is a GOOD girl! Not like her sister at all!

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Getting Asuka's Grandma pregnant in front of Asuka!

She does play tennis with the left though.

Probably wouldn't have happened if it weren't in Mexico honestly

Ryoubi is a good girl. That's been made clear.

Nier is coming to PC. PBS may as well.

She looks like a fucking trap with those non-existent tits.

Ryouna is a Ho-nah!

WRONG

Headpats to child Kagura!

Not for her other forms, though.

>twin sister is the curviest girl in the whole franchise
>she is the flatest
Do they even genetics

Yes, Ryoubi got all the superior genes.

I suppose you inherited all the gay genes of your family, too, right?

No I inhereted the good taste genes

Ryouna is actually very curvy too. Her tits take up a ton of attention though.

But user, she hates her body. She wish she was like her older sister.

I LOVE YUMI!

This is a nice yumi

I was talking about her, not Ryoubi.

We just need to see her interact with not titty ninjas. I'm sure she's super delightful with a sadistic touch.

She wouldn't hate her body if all the cowtit hags left her alone!

Ryoubi is for curing her insecurities!

>plans on taking revenge against titty ninjas
>first person she beats up is Kafuru
Really makes you think.

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Yumi is a bitch!

Anything below this line is FORBIDDEN from being cute.
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I wonder how is it to live in a world where tits like Ryouna are more common than Ryoubi's.

Maybe Ryoubi stands out more in their world. Maybe they see her as an exotic beauty, maybe they her as we see lepers or people with Thalidomide problems.

I wish I could know.

Tits like Ryouna are more common than tits like Ryoubi though!

And yes I'm talking about the real world! I've never even seen a woman with breasts as perfect and flat as Ryoubi!

>Curviest Girl
Haruka?
Murasaki?

Sometimes I feel like rejecting my Senran for being so slutty and therefore not giving me any kind of warranty about a relationship with her, or the possibility of.

Curviest=/=titsy.

Haruka maybe ties with Ryouna though.

I want to drink Yagyuu and Yozakura's cock milk.

All 3 girls have the same hips though. Haruka even has a greater waist/hip ratio

>faggots on boob general
why

Sure but Ryouna is shorter than Haruka too!

Yeah, but the Ryouna's tits proportion is also bigger than Haruka's. IIRC she is the second one after Murasaki. Haruka is the 7th or something like this also

Shorter=better

This.

Whatever, that's not what we are discussing here.

Why would you assume people who like boobs can't like cocks?

TITTYFUCK THE LIONESS

I don't care if PBS turns out be shit I just want Leo in a real game

>Hibari is Yagyuu's surrogate for her little sister who died tragically young in a car accident
>Oh and she really wants to fuck her

So, not PBS

Yagyuu probably wanted to fuck Nozomi too. She's just a hopeless degenerate.

Ryoubi best wife.

Good one.

>own PS4
>just canceled my PS+ subscription
Kidna bummed out that I'll miss online on this game at least as long as its a PS4 game.

I want to sniff Haruka's farts.

I always thought that pic was fanart from the thumbnail but I actually opened it this time and it's a screenshot from the movie.

Tron Legacy was a really cool movie, you hardly ever see any heavily stylized mainstream films anymore that are actually good.

>Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka will never be real

I want to sniff Haruka's disemboweled innards after she gets mauled by a youma in front of her friends.

Who is worse HarukaFartAnon or YomiFartAnon?

same person

You're not making it any easier for me to deal with

Over time, do you think we'll have a dedicated fartanon for each Crimson?

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>Haruka will never force you into a chastity cage, leaving you at her mercy as she teases you day in and day out.
>Haruka will never punch you in the stomach every time you disobey her, leaving you breathless and on your knees.
>Haruka will never tie you up and use you as a punching bag for hours on end.
>Haruka will never watch Tekkaman Blade with me, good god why do I still live?
>Haruka will never use you as a body pillow whilst you're tied up, being unable to sleep thanks to the tightness of the ropes, which leave heavy marks on your body, viable to the rest of the Crimson Squad.
>Haruka and her friends will never laugh at what a waste of a man you are.

No! If anyone starts talking about wanting to sniff Mirai's farts, I will fight them to the death!

user, you couldn't reject her.
If Haruka-sama wants to fuck you, she doesn't need your consent.
And if she wants to be with you in a relationship, she will be. You don't get to decide.

I want to sleep on her boobs

user, stop being mean. I'm already crying about it and you're pouring salt into the wound.
;_;

It's alright, no one would want to sniff Mirai's farts anyways. They probably smell like a corpse filled with rotten eggs.

It's alright user, I feel your pain too.

I mean, Tekkaman Blade is one of the greatest animes made, yet I'll never get to experience watching it with Haruka. I want to cry too.

That's not true! Mirai's farts smell really good!

I mean Mirai doesn't fart! She doesn't even have a butthole in the first place!

Good. Now I have a potential rapist and cheater for waifu. Shouldn't I just go cry until dozing off?

user, your whole spiel about not wanting to sniff Mirai's farts is wearing thin. Is there something you want to admit to us? Don't worry, we're all friends here.

>potential

Soft~

Rapist probably, but Haruka is certainly not a cheater! She's pure!

Then it's settled! See you Harucuck brethen in 8 hours!

OK, fine, I confess that I want you to kill yourself!

>Rapist probably
>Pure!
>!

user.

Is Tekkaman Blade really this good? I've always kinda wanted to watch it but never came around to. And now I probably won't watch it because I'd be feeling the same about not being able to watch it with Haruka.

Please do, nobody will have to read you whine then

It's alright, you'll always be MiraiFartAnon in our hearts.

The only things that should be smelled are fine breast.

I bet Haruka put her up to this!

I'm exaggerating a little, but Tekkaman Blade is good fun, starts off a little slow, but the moment Tekkaman Evil shows up the show gets great. Really sad at parts too, especially during the second half of the series. The animation at times is super wonky though, they probably spent all of the budget on the Blaster Voltekka scene.

So anyways, how about that Haruka?
Sure is great!

who is behind these titties?

>Tron Legacy was a really cool movie, you hardly ever see any heavily stylized mainstream films anymore that are actually good.

yeah, shame the sequel isn't happening

Miyabi's girlfriend of course!

>not being able to recognize senrans by their tiddies
Imu's not even my senran and I recognize her.
Go lurk moar if it's too hard for you.

what are other retard wears hideous camo lingerie

>retard
>hideous camo lingerie

I'm sorry for your taste

Big boobs suck.

sweater puppies

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

Suck big boobs.