>Be me looking at the new chevy camaro
>Salesman comes over and tells me how hot the car is
>I ask him if we can test drive it
>He tells me they dont test drive the muscle cars but insists they are fast which I agree with
>We sit down and I tell him I want the V8 with dual mode exhaust in the color red
>He has only one that fits what I want worth 44K
>I tell him 44K is way too high, that I am looking to spend about 25K
>He tells me thats impossible but he has a new camaro that he can give me for 27K but its not a V8, is not red, and does not have dual exhaust
>I tell him that is outrageous
>His manager comes over and tells me he can give me the car for 25K and he will be losing a thousand dollars at that price
>I want a v8 but if the dealer is losing money on the deal than its a good deal
So we settled on 25K, they lost money but I have a nice new black camaro. Feels good guys
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I believe this
>he bought the v6
Nice man, wanna drag race my accord?
>tfw the V6 is 5.2sec to 60
Not him but its probably faster then 90% of Veeky Forums
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THIS my camaro is faster than all your BS you guys drive
>be me
>43, comfortable dealership
>normal Monday afternoon
>Jim, a sales assistant, calls me to the lobby
>I can smell the stale sweat through the door
>ohshitdidsomeonedie.jpg
>see Jim talking to a... ccustomer
>early 20's, dressed in oil stained jeans, a white jacket with visible cheetostains on it and also a pair of what I can only assume are bicycle gloves
>the creature is standing there, crosseyed and muttering something about "displacement", "noodle tax"and "muh V8"
>I put on my best smile
>"Sir, can I assist you with something?"
>his eyes roll into the back of his head before he screams "GIVE ME MUCLECAR", slightly frothing
>he is now extracting wads of crumpled dollar bills from his pockets, sandals, socks and asscrack
>I dont even want to know
>count the money using sterile gloves
>"Sir, this is not nearly enough for the car you want"
>at the speed of light his eyes now lock with mine
>he leans forward onto the desk
>not a single word is said
>he starts getting red in the face, and his breathing speeds up
>tumbles onto the fucking floor and is now weeping and kicking the wall
>I attempt calming him by saying that we have a nice V6 in stock, for only $27 000
>he is literally shaking and sounding like a dying hippo
>this is just not worth it
>tell him he can have the V6 for $25 00
>like a phoenix from the ashes he rises, completely silent
>we sign the paperwork
>I put the wads of cash into a bag, filling it with holy water and antibac-gel
>hear the sound of a clutch dying as creature is pulling out of the lot
>muffled sounds of metal being twisted & glass being shattered can be heard in the distance
>>hear the sound of a clutch dying as creature is pulling out of the lot
>implying it was manual
I can tell you werent there cause I got the auto. nice try though
>V6
>335HP for $25k is bad
>Poorfag honda driver
>camaro
>chebby dealerships
>V6
>auto
>He bought a v6
Kek.
kekkkkk
>he go the v6 and the autotragic
ahahahahahahahha
Auto is faster and the V6 is still faster than all your cars combined. Stay poor you shitbox drivers
Please tell me what cars I have user
>Auto is faster
>He bought a v6 auto Camaro when he wanted a v8
>It's a GM
You literally can't make this shit up
>>Auto is faster
It is when it comes to the V6 Camaro to be fair
I agree with the other 2 points though
Not just that, he bought a V6 in the wrong color without the options he wanted. This guy is a salesman's dream
>Slower than my 2001 mustang gt
holy fuck hahahaha
Old shitbox cars
Stay slow fordcuck
THEY LOST MONEY DUMBASS I WAS A NIGHTMARE TO THEM
No im not
Could have had 350hp for $10000 with a Vette, and put in a $1000 cam for 420hp, in a car that's 600lbs lighter
How do you know for sure they lost money?
old shitbox
>get talked into buying a car you didn't want, in a color you didn't want
>you're bragging about it
Btw dealerships don't make deals that actually lose them money. Not sure if you understand how business work
Also I'm assuming this is a troll thread because nobody goes into a dealer knowing the car they want is twice their budget
They told me, they would have no reason to lie about that
They do if it means making a customer happy
>go look at STi
>be aware of its problems
>when I mention I'd like to get those looked at before I move forward they say they'll call me back
>check the internet a few days later
>STi is now listed for 2k higher
Fucking cocksuckers
>THEY LOST MONEY DUMBASS
No they didn't
They probably sold it for a few thousand dollars more than they got it for.
You realize how cheap these cars actually are right?
I dont get it. Why would they increase the price?
Dealerships do lose money on some deals to make customers happy
Why would they say they lost money
>they would have no reason to lie about that
>hey do if it means making a customer happy
lol, there is no way you are this naive
He showed me the invoice on the car, he lost money
Because I'm young and they thought they could net me in easy with it, I assume they're going to diagnose the misfire, patch it up and call it "fixed" and when it reappears a few months later not know anything about it.
They offered it to me for 11,700, it was originally listed at 13,800 and now it's 15,900
And they said they lost money so that you would make the sale.
The STi in question was acquired by the dealership for 6k, and they were willing to let me walk out for anything less than 10.5
>THEY LOST MONEY DUMBASS
>On an automatic v6 Camaro
>He actually paid money for an automatic v6 Camaro
I've literally never seen a more assmad GM fangirl. Bro, car companies are in business to make money, they're not going to sell a car at a loss unless it's of they're going bankrupt
They can put whatever they want on the invoice
I understand you guys are jealous that I got such a good deal but please stop with the name calling. Not my fault GM treats customers better than ford
Sure it is.
They do not. Unless they show you their invoice and holdbacks, you're getting rused
Invoice isn't what they paid.
They get additional holdback money to fool people that look for invoice pricing
They didn't lose money m8
Buy that STI for 10k flat and just build engine, assuming body/interior is flawless
Why would I want a v6 Camaro? Why would I want a Camaro? I'm a Ford guy and everyone knows the best new muscle is the challenger.
>He actually paid money for a v6 auto Camaro in a color he didn't want when he went to buy an SS
i live in a town that has like a thousand used car lots. over the years ive test drove so many damn cars just so i woudnt have to burn my own gas. plus its fun. if you want to test drive a high end car its totally possible. call in advance and make it seem like you're serious about purchasing a new corvette, you will get to test drive it. wear nice cloths too. i had a porsche gt2 out for a test drive once (guy was there with me) and a bmw M6 out at one point too. couple vettes
Nigger I work in a dealership as a salesman. They likely wanted to get rid of it since it wasn't budging and so they found a retard willing to buy it so they can fill the spot with a car that will move fast.
tfw same price as new well equipped civic
>best new muscle is the challenger
I want a car, not a boat
But i did get a good deal so thanks for confirming
Dealerships get cash incentive bonuses from manufacturers seeking to move a minimum number of vehicles over a set time period. Hypothetical situation; Manufacturer is offering dealerships $50k bonus with stipulation that a min of 50 cumarrows sell each calendar month. You could conceivably get a deal like this if you walked in on the 31st a few hours before closing.
>this many people falling for such obvious b8
What the fuck? Are you all fucking retarded?
God, you guys are fucking embarrassing.
Congrats on spending $25k on a v6. Just got a 400hp V8 for $17k
You didn't. They baited you into buying it with what seemed like a good deal, so they could fill said spot with something that they could sell for higher, faster.
You're an idiot.
> being this new
Nearly every thread on Veeky Forums is b8 is one way or another. It still sparks conversation. If you refuse to post in a thread because you think it's bait then you're baiting yourself.
Atleast by car isnt 10+years old and mine is still faster
*NSX
Where is long post guy?
>Still faster.
By what logic lol
Haven you been under a rock for the past year? He doesnt sell cars anymore
>went to honda dealer for service
>some woman losing her head at the sales person because her car is not delivered yet
>1st world problem
It just is
He fell for the go to college and get a high paying job meme.
How about you post what car and year you got
im more of an older camaro guy myself. i bought this 9 years ago for 2500 dollars. never had the heart to get rid of it. ive done quite a bit to this car over the years. i'll make a new camaro/mustang look silly
Cars looked like such shit back then
'07 CTS-V
I bet my 81 Camaro is faster than your new V6 Camaro
it grew on me, i was like 21. it had 327 with a 750 holly. it also came with a 5 speed transmission as well which i tore to pieces eventually.
>07 CTS-V
Holy shit thats so slow
What a pile of shit
...
>Doesn't break 5.5k rpm and still BTFO OP
>My camaro gets to 60 in a little above 5 seconds
>His caddy takes about 8 or 8 seconds
The denial is real. Please tell me what times you have recorded in your caddy
>THEY LOST MONEY DUMBASS
No they didn't. They would literally have zero reason to sell it to you if they were going to lose money. It costs them nothing to let it sit on the lot.
>They told me, they would have no reason to lie about that
Other than making a sale.
>They do if it means making a customer happy
No they don't.
>Dealerships do lose money on some deals to make customers happy
Never ever ever does this ever happen ever.
>Why would they say they lost money
To make a sale.
>He showed me the invoice on the car, he lost money
Mhmmm
Not even bothering responding to the rest of your BS
Neck yourself you cancerous tripfag.
4.1 seconds. .95 lateral G's too. Lets see your meter
>Not even bothering responding to the rest of your BS
Cause you cant argue with the invoice, they lost and I won
>If I go down hill ill get a faster time!
Proof of that time cause you are full of shit
>V6 white knight damage control
>actually thinking the dealer lost money on that
>buying a Momaro
There is no invoice. I already addressed that, actually. You didn't bring up the alleged invoice until about 20 different people called you out for being a dumb ass and pointed out the fact that there is literally zero reason for them to take a loss. None. Zip.
Post proof of your 4.1 second time
just try working at one
>used car manager shows up to work with a boner b/c he took too much viagra to fuck his wife, had to go to hospital.
>funeral home limo gets traded in, not a party limo. The ceo and sales managers get a black porter to drive them. They snort coke in it and the ceo gets his dick sucked by one of the bdc girl's friends. They sell the funeral limo and it catches fire under its new ownership
>the ceo's mistress gets a 'demo' and has wrecked two of them.
>51-year old porter known as 'the weasel' loves to talk about how betsy used to suck him dry, and the time he fucked a 13 year old on a pier. Whenever panties are found in cars he rubs them all over his face. He literally barks at people. ruff, RUFF! He tries to fight people and one time he got picked up and placed in a trash can.
>3 porters have been hauled away in ambulances due to xanax-related seizures
>porter drinks lean, pops xanax, hits the dab and then wrecks in the car wash. Cameras are installed in the car wash due to all of the crashes
>salesman nods off in showroom bathroom, gets fired
>customer buys a new escalade he thinks is black, it's actually metallic purple. The salesman is just like 'sign here' and doesn't tell him it's purple. Guy spent $90k on a purple escalade.
>a porters uncle kills himself in his car by lighting a bbq grille inside. His family is poor and needs the car/money. One of the detailers cleans the suicide car, free of charge.
>porters take the mechanics' trash out every day. They have either square or round trash cans, but if one replaces a square can with a round one, some mechanics LOSE THEIR SHIT and scream & cuss the porters out. For some reason.
>detailer finds dildo/butt slapper in a trade-in and everyone smacks each other with it, he gives it to 'Stinky' whose sex swing just broke. Stinky replaced the sex swing with a used one from Amazon.com
It aint right at all
Why bother, it'd just make you regret your purchase more. Can't even show me up on the G meter.
>tripfag
>lecturing on how to conduct yourself here
You truly are a faggot
>cherrypicking his shitty video
In his newer video he does a much better job. Solid 5 secs for a 10 year old car that is bound to have lost some power.
You do realise that prez/o/ is either alphonse or one his butt buddies right? Same with the V6 camaro poster that argues with the cadillac user.
I can taste your tears
ITT:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is bait and you all got hooked.
WHY IS FORD SO SHITTY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gg benz
Spot on, kek
You guys like to mock and I'm not saying its true in every scenario but dealers do sometimes lose money on deals, particularly with new cars. I used to sell Nissans and Nissan corporate is incredibly volume driven. What this means is theyll give financial incentive at the end of the month to the Nissan dealership if they sell a certain amount of cars. Therefore the salesman essentially give them away bc their boss wants that giant check at the end of the month.
Sounds like a conspiracy but I lived it. This doesnt really happen with used cars but new ones are given away all the time.