/palg/ - Paladins General

You can find it on rule34 when you search for Paladins.
Be warned, it's a footfag pic.

dumb frogposter

/post/show/1055496/
you know where to look

pawfag*

Go look for (You)s somewhere else.

>not using COMODO antivirus instead of Avast
You're own fault, m80.

>scalie footfags
Why can't we just keep fetishes to one at a time?

So, what's the word on new champs?

Possible catgirl.

Datamines so far have shown Torvald, another earth-based frontliner with deployables and a knife cat (most likely a flanker).
Patch show's on Friday, so we'll probably see more there.

inb4 its smite.gamepedia.com/Kawaii_Pop_Bastet_voicelines

Neat.
I'm expecting an asinine number of cat puns.
I do hope cat is female. Though I fear that may attract the wrong type of player.

Not like there's a shortage of them already.

Drogoz, Makoa, and Pip gotchu covered with that famygdala

No, I mean the kind of player who would roleplay in chat and ask you to paw their nyasshole.

>paw their nyasshole

People do that in a game where standing still is forbidden?

>standing still is forbidden
Haven't had many games where teammates go AFK out of spite, have you?

>Torvald
Arcanist/Historian skin stuff, shields n' shiet

>Dagger paladin
Cat most likely, Nine Lives skill.

>Spear paladin
A valkyrie girl probably? Gae Bolg spear throw and being able to create a wall.

>we'll finally get our pole chucker/mei wall
Blocking off one end of serpent isle is going to be so fun.

>Pick frontline
>Team is allergic to me and the point

>Pick support
>No frontline so we never get point

>Pick damage/flank
>Get fucking shit stomped because we have no support or frontline

WHEN DOES THE RIDE END!?

when u git gud

When you coerce friends into playing with you and go in with a premade 5-man team.

>Pick flank
>Your fighting the team that actually turns around and collapse on you
>with good accuracy

Can someone tell me how to androgynous? The enemy androgynous always seems to 2-3 shot me with normal clicks. The right click dosnt seem to hit anything and alot of the time and my left click just lighttly plinks people. My absorb ability seems to be a coin flip if it actually blocks damage from the front. And the ultimate seems to not be able to fire for a second or two after activating yet the enemy will always fire immediately after activating.

When hirez manages to make a support or frontliner that is fun to play and actually good, so never probably

become proficient

>when you gotta try to save a match because your ruckus keeps dying
wew
we still lost

Learn from this annoying kid
youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVxlbbApxI

Grohk is pure! PURE!

I think Buck is way easier to pick up and do decent with.

>106 wins 19 losses
damn

So I tried looking up how Kinessa can shoot at the ground near enemies around corners with none of them visible and still get headshots on them, but I only found tutorials on how to be a fucking faggot.

Quick, post more cute Yings like in last thread.

Mal'Damba and Makoa would like to have a word with you.

Buck has NO STYLE

grohk is a stupid blue orc

I get it. Took me a month to gather courage to play casual. Won't even mention competitive.

Not worth it amigo, I've been watching streams for 4 days, not a single loot.

Playing Damba and Grover is fun hermano, Barik is okay.

How 2 build Tyra
I want to go low cooldowns like I do with Buck but at the same time she seems to be a psuedo-Viktor and deal most of her damage with her gun.

>tfw you go from a 99%/30% cap and end up losing the whole game because none of the fucks on your team actually know how to play
>tfw bomb king so at best I could delay the inevitable until I got rolled over by a 4v1 with the rest of the team dancing with their tyra at spawn

Build around F, cool down, speed bonus and all that jazz or build around your firebomb + HP.

To build Tyra you make a deck focusing on Viktor's Hustle and Iron Sights, then you play Viktor.

...

>we could've had this for Christmas
>we get this instead

DRYBEAAAAAAAAAAR

don't worry, Ying will have better stats soon :)

>use VGS to the best of its ability
>try to tell my teammates what we need to do, who we need to focus
>get more objective time than 3 of our teammates combined, with 2nd most damage
>carry the team to 3-3, tell them what we need to do again
>this time I don't have ult to do it myself, we lose
>team yells at me for being salty because I'm actually trying to win
>in competitive mode
I'm becoming the b4nny of Paladins. My body is fueled by my hatred of these morons.

Somebody please explain to me how Buck's shotgun works.
I'm shooting an Evie right in the fucking face point-blank for no damage, 5 minutes later, I'm doing 500 to a Viktor.
Inconsistent piece of shit.

When you get good enough with a character to singlehandedly carry your team to victory, scoring the highest damage, eliminations and objective time by a large margin.

Hi-rez brainstorm session:
>How do we make money without actually doing anything?
>I know! Make a system where you can buy stat upgrades with gold and talents locked behind champion levels so people need to buy our boosters and radiant chests if they want to stay in line with other players.
>Great idea! people love big numbers!, it is not like we already tried that with other game before and failed miserably.

>Team has Koa, 2 damagers, a flanker and me as Damba
>Koa hates the point and keeps on flanking
>2 damagers are flanking too
>No choice, need to follow these fuckers and keep them alive
>Played my role good enough, spamming LMB and Q while stunlocking enemy Koa and Ruck.
>Get shat upon for not "healing"
>Lose the game
>tfw 90k+ healing

Man, it's getting tedious.

>got a level 150 player banned via email to support
kek

>Gae Bolg spear throw and being able to create a wall.
They're adding rule 63 Trump?

But why?

What happened?

If her lines doesn't have any Trump jokes I'd be disappointed.

>her GG quote is that "this was a yuge victory!"

why are you playing paladins instead of overwatch

Why are you shitposting in a Paladins thread?

>free
>cards/loadouts
>Bomb King

It would be really stupid if it was female. We already have a female assassin so if we're gonna get another one, it might as well be male for varieties sake.

Because the characters are far better mechanically, also the balance is far less shit

Because you can actually make viable teams out of garbage heroes and not get stuck with the healsniper+2tank meta. Or the Symmetra/Torb microwave boogaloo.

how are you enjoying that 3 tank meta, friend?

>people still respond to the "why play paladins when you can play overwatch" bait

I'm not, I only play 2 matches on patch days. I just like laughing at all the delusional idiots in these threads

Pick your poison, THICC/cat girl fags or twink/gay fags

>thicc
>not fluffy and cuddly to put targets off-guard

>Delusional

Bomb King>Junkmeme

Why not both?

Dead Threads tell no tales.

Literally no game can compete if it doesn't have Bomb King.

Today for the first time ever I friend requested someone after a match, and we partied up for a game. Today was a good day.

When the fuck is Tyler1 going to start playing?

burger king skin when?

Can you guys help me with my Fernando build?
I like to play always on the point, shielding the most damage possible

did they remove daily quests?

1 point in fireball cooldown
4 points in sheild strength
1 point in Fearless Leader or whatever it is
some amount of points in "give me a personal shield every time I charge"
some other amount in "I don't need no healer coz I have shield"

I remember when he was teased with just his shadow and we all thought that he was a fat manlet

No I think they increased them to five and added three weekly quests on top of that.

Did anybody here got a loot from the streams?

No, and I will fucking commit sudoku

Is it a ruse to gather people? Seems like a ruse

Playing Nando is an uphill battle. You mostly want to focus on spamming his fireball & spreading caut with his flamethrower. Wrecker makes shields evaporate & even if it didn't, his shield is terrible anyway. Make sure to stay close to your team & be constantly applying pressure with your main attacks.

I got 30 Smite gems and one Radiant Chest.

Can someone explain why these savage Brazilian monkeys never stay inside their monkey cage BR servers and have to shit up our NA ones?

Maybe the ping on their containment server is shit

Be sure to take fiball CD and Evolve so you can harass everyone and force them to shot you, this is useless if your team is retarded though

BR servers are filled with BRs which are horrific to play with, so they go to NA servers.

>wanted to get a head or weapon from genie chest
>mvp pose
>emote
>fucking spray
>body
and then, after 500 crystals, finally a weapon the other one is better though