Women drivers

>kissless virgins: the thread

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>women's negligence causing tens of thousands in property damage

It is. The shell around the pump on the other hand...

>it's okay for anyone to wreck a gas pump out of stupidity.

Why didn't the hose connector come off? It is designed to

>Two women drivers
FTFY

My country has petrol attendants so this never happens

Sounds like a waste of money and human resource.

this nigger is supposed to separate

I know someone who did this before kek

It was a guy, but he was also driving a mustang so...

So smarter or dumber than a woman driver?

>shitty semi-viral picture
>not a single female in the frame
>"tens of thousands in property damage"
not even close
>virgins angry about being virgins

enjoy that friendzone, pals.

Daily reminder that being a non virgin is literally the worst thing you can be.

I wouldn't mind my virginity back. I'd imagine my life would be about 100 times more successful if I had no sex drive.

>not even close
so not only does Veeky Forums know jack shit about cars, they know jack shit about construction and POL equipment.

after an accident like this pretty much every piece of equipment needs to be reinspected/tested/certified, so yes its easily going to cost upwards of 5 figures.

no it isn't lol

What is this, a fail-safe for ants?!

shut the fuck up you ignorant piece of shit. just because you are too stupid to google the cost of a fuel dispenser doesn't mean everyone else is. reman'd fuel dispensers of that type (gilbarco B79) run at least 6k. brand new is 8k. with installation, inspection, and certification you are looking at well over 10k, thats five figures because i know your dumbass can't count.

stay btfo you ignorant toddler.

I drove away from a pump with it in once. I'd been driving for six hours, started pumping it, left my sister in the car to go buy food from the gas station, came back, and drove off. Detached the pump at the hose and this old black dude came out like he'd seen it a thousand times and I got away without any damage to the rental. Now I think a little more.

...

>replacing a gas pump will cost less than 5 figures
stupid fuck talking out of your ass

I originally replied to you.
I own a gas station. Tell me one more fucking time that she didnt cost that gas station over 10k. Especially a shell station with those fancy pump aesthetics and built in credit card terminal.

fucking hen pecked cuck "women can do no wrong"

>that save

>i own a gas station

shoe on gas station with timestamp

youtu.be/ny01_mvJyjA

fuck you kike

Wrong ive been in POL for about 6 years now.

what authoritarian shithole do you live in?

Reeeeeeeeeeee

The guy took like 5 attempts to pass precalc (had to retake it twice in a different district (since after 3 fails you're done) kek), so he is dumber than any woman I've ever met

O boi way to make me mad

I've thought of that ever since I saw that episode of Seinfeld where George stops having sex.

George ever had sex to begin with?

>*wiggle wiggle wiggle*
>okay I'm not in gear
>*wiggle wiggle wiggle*

Protip: FWD engines have gearboxes inside the engine bay.

and how is that relevant?

Just go until it sounds expensive

George had like 25 really hot gfs. He was supposed to be a "loveable loser short fat bald guy", but he objectively orders of magnitude more pussy than the average male does in their lifetime.

>Been driving for six hours

That's not a lot, desu

>Be me
>First week working at a gas station
>An opel mokka drives up.
>The driver seems to be slightly confused as to how to operate the LPG pump
>Manages to work it before me or my colleague could be arsed to come over.
>Fills up with 95 octane and sends her 5 y/o son to pay us.
>Money checks out
>For some reason I can't finalize the transaction
>They don't care about the receipt and leave immediately
>Still can't finalize the transaction
>look over to the car as it starts moving
>OhSoThatsWhereTheProblemLies.jpeg
>Can't do anything but watch
>ka-snap
>Separation Confirmed

Basically I didn't let anyone else fill up Propane without supervision of either me or my colleague ever again, even though the pump is approved for client-use

You never watched all 9 seasons of nothing?

I find George to be a strangely relatable character.

Something like this happened to me once with the e-brake
>wtf why is my car so slow
>is it dying
>*look down"
>oh that's why, im a fucking idiot
>"releases e-brake and enters warp speed 10"

Is this better?

shit bait

am I getting meta baited here?

Small Story time
>girlfriends mom owns a Nissan Sentra 2007
>3 months ago we were going to Escondido California because I forgot who's grandma passed away
>my gf has 4 sisters
>me and gf went in my car the rest went with her mom
>I had to refuel at a gas station we were going to meet up so I can follow to where we were going
>her mom didn't show up
>gf calls her mom to see what's up
>her mom is crying through the phone explaining what happened
>her mom was adding more engine oil before she left and forgot to put the cap back on
>I drive back to where she was located at
>we show up and I look under the hood of gf moms car
>engine oil every where.gif
>go to vatozone after that to get engine oil
>put some in her car and we get going

This happened yesterday
>girl friend texts me "lol my moms engine blew at her job" when I was working
>I get home gf asks me if we could visit her mom
>why not.jpeg
>we get to her moms house
>gf and mom start talking about something that didn't car about so started to space out
>gf takes me out of lala land
>hands me her moms phone with a video playing of the sound the car was making
>uncool vibrations so no shingo dingo there
>I clearly hear the engine begging for its sweet release

This all happened because her mom never did any regular maintenance the most she would do to it is add more engine oil when it would burn it she would use chevron engine oil kek

>engine oil every where.gif
you dont mean like that lady pouring it all over like ketchup, right?

No the engine oil just sputtered everywhere because she didn't put the cap back on valve cover kek sorry I'm drunk right now

>kek sorry I'm drunk right now
sounds like you need to be.

Women have significantly worse spatial ability than men, they are genetically inferior drivers.

We're not allowed to talk about though, because
>muh patriarchy

How are Americans this retarded?

Oregon

>be poorfag high school student
>offered a an old ford laser for like $200 as a first car
>fuckyeah.jpg
>had been driving mums car everywhere so this was going to be a peice of cake
>got to look at car
>owner starts it for me and lets me take it for a drive
>get used to weak brakes and no power steering but otherwise forgiving and simple to drive
>hand him the money in the car and drive off
>the next day I go to start it and I have to crank it for like ten seconds straight to get it going at a decent idle
>what the fuck is wrong this thing started first try yesterday
>im late and its going now so I decide to check it out some other time
>go to drive off and this thing its straining itself to get out of the driveway
>think nothing of it and start fiddling with dials and shit on the dash while stuck in traffic
>see a knob behind the steering wheel
>it has like a horizontal line inside a circle on it
>cant figure out what it is so push it in anyway
>engine roars to life
>ok
>still dont know what it is but figure out it helps to start it when its like halfway out
>3 years later find out what a choke is

hehe

>opel
>american

I'm not defending the bitch but no way was that guy going to make that yellow before it turned red. He could have inadvertently saved himself from that crazy bitch by being less aggressive on the amber. Amber means slow the fuck down, not "hehehe betcha $20 ya can't make it in time!"

We can go bigger...

How in the actual fuck do you do that?

waifu2x.udp.jp/
I run my own server though.

same thing with my first motorcycle

>"dad my motorcycle runs like shit and hardly ever starts"
>"them carbs are plugged son, ya gotta pop the lids and spray em out"
>do so
>bike still runs like shit
>"ya gotta stop using ethanol fuel son"
>accidentally hit this little nub by the blinkers one day
>VRRRRRRRRRRRRM
>it was a snapped off choke lever

>Live in California
>taking I-5 to San Francisco
>Maserati SUV in front of me, didn't even know they make those
>rich Persian mother doing snail's pace 60 on fast lane
>try to bypass
>bitch keeps cutting in front

why is a woman allowed to drive so shittily, a car that is probably 100x more expensive and more powerful

Real talk, why are so many women bad drivers? There are obviously a lot of bad drivers who are men, but based on my observations it's an affliction that more commonly affects women. Is it lack of spatial ability? Inability to function under stress?

>woman mechanics

Shit bait or you're plain dumb

looks like she's put on a few

happens to me all the time.
I have autotragic for DD.
>go on hoon
>put car in neutral, let it idle, ebrake on
>get back in, drive
>complete lap
>wtf why is my time so slow
>OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

the brakes are so fucking worn its hard to notice

>sears

Yellow has no "meaning" to it besides "red is coming soon", you fucking child.

And the next lights don't start until one or two seconds after it turns red for the other side, so it was a very obvious red light running and fault of the van.

Whenever I see a woman on the road I pull over and run screaming as loudly as possible.

>Is it lack of spatial ability?
Yes

always wondered if those sockets were any good.

is that way pal

>expecting a nigger to actually work

Hell yeah. I would grab those when they inevitably go on clearance. Less of a chance that people will steal your pink tools.

yellow means "slow down if you're far back, keep going if you're not". Yellows are supposed to last a long fucking time for their reason, otherwise you get morons squealing and coming to a stop halfway through the intersection. To make things even safer, lights don't change until cross traffic has been signaled to stop for a few seconds.

At least for non-shitholes that don't use red light cams to raise revenue

Pretty much.

Yellow lights proportionately to the speed limit. In a 45 mph zone, yellow lights will stay for 4.5 seconds. In a 35 mph zone, 3.5 seconds. Whether to go or stop is up to the driver's judgement call. Red light cameras will fine you if you pass the line after the light turns red. If you are in the intersection when the light is yellow, you are fine. If you are in the intersection when the light is red, you're not.

>Opel
>LPG
>Americans

0/10 try again

>tfw you really want a manual choke on your car
>tfw there's a nigger on Veeky Forums that doesn't even know what it was for 3 years

You have no idea how lucky you are yo have manual choke.

>brand is named "Pink Box"

Brilliant.

made of the finest Chinesium!

>bike runs perfectly without the choke, even when cold as a whore's heart
>cuts out immediately when choke is applied
interdasting

STATION TO STATION

protip: no they don't

>lapping in an automatic
damn civic drivers really are dumb

Jesus christ you are arsemad, reddit is that way.

>rx7 spotted in the background

Whats the benefit of a manual choke? Better yet whats the benefit of a carb'd engine?
>hurr durr electronic choke just another thing to fail
Trust me classic cars suck if you want carbs get a motorbike

>FWD
>Transmission isn't in the engine bay
Where do you think the transmission is in a FWD vehicle smart guy? Do you think it's behind the engine under the center of the car? Where are the shafts driving the wheels on a FWD car?

Fuck that I've been with a few women, they're shitty drivers. Don't have any concept of reality