Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

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The guy at the desk at my gym asked me if my stingray was a Ferrari.

>>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin

What the fuck are you on user

because i have a penis longer than 3 inches

because i'm poor

ftfy

slower than the gtr. and no fake lap times don't count

>If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it

Because I already have a C5
>dat V8 and boomer envy
>dat shitty plastic interior

Better than a new camry desu senpai

Agreed ill wait till some boomers die and leave cheap newer models soon

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im gay

kek
>wants the cheapest "supercar"
super cars don't come with leaf springs
>using the same suspension style as a chevy lumina
kill yourself

I looked at a 16 c7z the other day and those things are way smaller on the inside than you think. I'm pretty much a manlet 5'10" 130lbs and it felt extremely tight, it was like everything was trying to occupy the location of the drivers seat at the same time. It may be a good track car but it wouldn't be something you would want take on long road trips.

less moving parts, it just werks.

2001 commodore with a LS1 here I know this feel

>>>/youtube/ Mr regular

>no true Scotsman fallacy
If the corvette has an inferior suspension, how come it's faster around a track than a Porsche 911?

>all my car knowledge comes from mr. regular

911 has its engine in the wrong fucking place.