Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>tfw no cock sleeve hero

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ded

youtube.com/watch?v=iHRZES6FRYA

upvote if you're old school enough to remember when rtc was relevant

>who ?

>Miracle is really good, but he cries for safelane when he is against Noone.

damn

>Threads are THIS dead.
wev.

just about dead as game can be if it exist

>type d2g
>diablo general doesnt show up anymore
kek'd desu

What the fuck were we talking about before

Just blog posting and people learning the game nothing else when there's no esport

All games are dying.

Normies found something new and trendy apparently.

>tfw no decent looking guy with an average to above average sized dick to queue with

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN

>Magnus is a better faceless void
>Arcane boots + soul ring vs bloodstone
>Ring of aquila being shit

>Magnus can 2 shot entire team.
>Faceless Cuck can maybe get 1-2 kills
literally goodVoid

>tfw am one but I don't que with gay boys

hey i have been playing league for 5 months, whats new

that's fine user, i respect that...

>didn't get a haircut in 6 months
>mom tells me I need to get a haircut
>takes me to her hair salon
>lady cutting my hair makes small talk with me
>asks what I do for work
>tell her I sell virtual goods and bet on competitive video gaming
>she laughs at me
>finally man up and ask what she does for work
>remember that she's cutting my hair

DELET THIS

how can bulldog be so entertaining

Our guy singsing is streaming

should have told her you're a scammer

>single draft among toxic players

No thank you

When your mate smokes all your weed but u tell him u honestly don't give one on this planet and then he goes and sleeps with ur mom and u then actually give one in today's moderns society

609'000 players in game now
Almost as dead as WoW

how do I build the 2 shot magnus?
Never played this 4-legs cuck before,pls help

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just build big damage items and Daedalus.

congratz teamwipe

13,500,001 U N I Q U E players in the last month

>for the past 5 months or so
>Valve marketing shill respond to me

>Monkey king, ember and weaver every game

thanks icefrog.
very diverse patch.

>icefrog
You mean valve balancing team that consists of three people, one league refugee, one hots refugee and one who reads reddit all day.

Icefrog hasn't done shit.
Probably mvoed to work with IMBA DOTA since it makes more sense than this Hots garbage dota

the last thread was a disaster
close to 500 posts only containing that one reddit e-celeb streamer
cant we stop doing that from now on?

hello where is the soeposting???

not sure how it's worse than usual ooga-boogaing and posting anime and waifus

Are you fucking retarded?, i thought that with this new hud shit it was pretty fucking clear(even more than ever) that valve devs don't even play this game.

Envy leaked logs where he discusses low prio with icefrog.

He still manages the game.

Or, you know, they took over the name when they bought him out of dota.

>Implying it's not just a front

At least it was about the game and not shit about ONLY NINE INCHES, or HOW BIG IS fuTA's DICK

>ember
Can you stop playing him if you're under 4k please thank you very much appreciated familia
>Bb...buuut le meme build

You really think someone that has been working in the game for years and play games would do retarded shit like that?.

i miss the bull prepper meta

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I'd post d2g poster but I dont have it
surely someone will save the day

I miss the alive /d2g/ meta

dead game
>dead thread

7.00

You mean saving fucking retards

>That miracle play

Im still worried that im in a game of retarded people since literally everyone on the youtube comments found that shit impressive.

He came up with rubberband.
He was discredited long time ago

yea sure

now go stack that jungle and refill my bottle cucky

You think icefrog came up with rubberband?
He carefully balanced the game progression, gold gains, item costs etc. for years. Do you think he would throw that all away by himself?
I'm sure after the disaster that was ti4 gaben forced him to do something as drastic as that.

storm disjointing viper's ult twice in a row in the day9 stream was more impressive desu

>I sell merchandise online, and some online stock trading heh
>Ooh user, tell me more. What kind of merchandise?
>If I tell you I'd have to kill you ;)
>tee hee, oh user your hair is so soft

It's all about presentation. You could've gotten a blowey joey and then Heelied on out without even paying.

>get matched in ranked with 4 turks
>they dont speak a singel word english but mention my names and ping me often
>1/8/1 invoker level 14 in my team and 24 LC in enemy team
Looks like regional matchmaking is working

people here don't recognize pastas anymore?

members and confidents of the dota 2 gulag

when are digital sports returning to us

be reminded that icefrog is a functional account at valve

bulldog playing clock makes me wanting to return to dota

Sorry, I don't eat mexican food.

ban this avatarfag please

I was told there would be soe posting today

posters on the dota 2 gulag are big aficionados of "e-sports", as both their game and general are founded on them.

I guess I'm happy with this, but why is it so hard to settle quarries this patch

That's a tiny win ratio

I have a folder my nigga but I can't be fucked

I am a simple man.

I see turkroaches in my team and I start to feed.

Ruined your game? Don't fucking care.

oh god we're becoming scv just without kshitters

/r/dota2

trump president tomorrow
the journey begins

soes hand wrinkles remind me of another dota girls weird looking hands

d-DELETE THIS

ICEFROG IS LE BASED GOD WHO CAN DO NO WRONG

you now realize that icefrogdrones are literally functionally renamed valvedrones

but they're all friends
dotards have nothing but contempt for each other

Only 9 inches?

Can you please not mention that white supremacist? I am literally shaking right now.

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it's gonna be nuts

So I just played ~10 games after stopping mid 2015. MY friend literally begged me to come back saying the games new and different.

What the fuck happened to this game? Honestly, it doesn't feel like DOTA to me anymore.

The mini skill tree thing is confusing and seems poorly balanced, some heroes rank 25 with the correct builds are near impossible to combat making comebacks oh so much harder. The items are just meh, attack and cast range? really?

Do you guys honestly enjoy this more than vanilla dota items and patches? I didn't stop playing Dota disliking it but this new version honestly leaves a very sour taste in my mouth.

>teammate says "can I have two tangos?"
>friend says "sure, DO YOU WANT YOUR DICK SUCKED TOO?"
Served him right and he didn't ask for bullshit after that.

hey reddit how do we fix doom?

You could also try increasing your MMR so you stop being grouped with them.

kvack kvack

>making comebacks oh so much harder
> Implying that's a bad thing

New hats never ever.

>in upper 3k

my cuckolding girlfriend

make doom dispellable and buff everything else
literally no other way, in every patch he is either Antifun: the hero or glorified melee creep

It is, make a concede button or give both teams a chance to actually play out the game.

is it possible to reach 5k?

I am having doubts, I feel like you need to elevate on a spiritual plane to transcend the broken egos of 4.5-5k

THE SEVEN HELLS HUNGER