Funniest things you have seen written on a dirty car

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I wish my girlfriend was this nasty

Do not clean! Potatoes growing

>Not making your car your gf

>inb4 lots of swastikas

>BECAUSE RALLY CAR

I'll admit it, I only did it on my car. Everyone just draws smiley faces here, other than that I like to do wide spread pair of hand prints behind a pair of handprints on dirty trunks

my friend drew a dick on my dirty bonnet and it was still visible after i washed it at the carwash. so thats something. if you don't know its there you wont see it, but if you know where it is you can see it from a good 20m away.

Some fucking hooligans drew a fat chode on the windshield when it was parked outside

Do not look at the moon

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My buddy put the number of the pizza shop we work for on the back of my car once

My car was dirty at the time so I take it this counts.

It wasn't drawn, but I saw someone's washer fluid made a dick on their car.

someone once drew a pentagram on my car
>written in frost, not filth

>basically rubbing 2000 grit sandpaper on someone's car

no

Ffffffuck anyone who draws on cars.

Get your fucking fingers off of my vehicle. I dont want you dragging dirt and sand across my glass and paint, leaving scratches

>Finland
>0 deg C erryday
>50 thousand tons of salt spread all over the country's roads every winter
>wash car today
>it's super dirty tomorrow evening again

>dust pushed around by a human finger scratching automotive glass

not exactly funny, but atleast i finally have an excuse to post this

Lukasz refers to the polish truck driver that was found dead in the truck which was used in the terrorist attack in Berlin 3 months ago

If I caught someone doing that to my stickies I would bash their heads in.

Merkel BTFO

spooky

This absolutely happens dork.
Read a fucking book

It wasn't dirt, but frost from a really cold night. We wrote 'rat bastard' and drew a dick on our boss' car. He's a cool dude and was very amused by it

no you wouldnt.