LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

That cunt Ian Bell(end) is ready to steal your money! AGAIN!

Slightly Fucked Studios presents: WE WANTED TO MAKE A SIM RACER BUT FUCK IT WHO CARES 2: MY $60 WAS NOT READ FOR THIS.

youtube.com/watch?v=0YrrK92fQmk

[spoiler]Probably should've posted this in /v/, but I'm pretty sure you here at Veeky Forums won't mind a racing game discussion.[/spoiler]

Well shit, spoilers failed me.

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we love the ian bell in ovg

I wasted 60 bucks on the first game and played for a solid 20min.

Fucking garbage game. They don't fix the first but yet they begin the sequel

Exactly.

More than a year of patches later and road cars still feel like they're on ice.

I am approaching this new game skeptically optimistic.

Ya but I will be getting dirt 4 before this turd is released. Ill probably snag it on a sale

>mfw I waited till it was 30 bucks for everything including DLC

after the patches it felt great and Im only using my shit controller.

Since when was the first game even finished?

Never. It is still fucking broken on xbone an PC.

Will grab it on Shitbox One for free as a part of the Games with Gold. At least then I'm not giving SMS undeserved cash.

>Funded for 45 euros
>Got it back and a 100 on top of that
Thanks Slightly Mad, pleasure doing business.

>paying for vidya

i kind of wish i had done this
the game is shit but i wouldnt mind some free dosh

I wasn't even aware of it.
For two years I though I had wasted 45 euros when one day a get a notification that my Paypal has received a payment from Slightly Mad.
Was quite suprised.

OP here.

My thought process while watching.

>Wow that piece of shit that won Le Mans, fucking riveting
>P1 GTR isn't going to impress me
>Scotland looks very low res if you ask me
>Ice?
>C63?
>Dynamic wind, cool, still not impressed
>Fuck off Penis 1
>OOOOH WOW DYNAMIC WEATHER WE'RE SO NEXT GEN
>Wait, did those puddles just...no, there's no way
>Wait, there are seasons in this game?
>mfw this means nurburgring in the snow
>RIDIN' IN MAH LAMBORGHINI
>C63 back at it again
>FUCK OFF WITH THE P1 ALREADY WE GET IT
>Wait...RALLY MINIS?
>TRUCKS?
>IS THAT PORSCHE?
>MORE MINIS, WHAT IS HAPPENING?
>FERRARI JESUS CHRIST SMS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
>NISSAN, STOP DOING THIS IAN, MY DICK CAN'T TAKE IT
>mfw i will never drift a c63 on ice
>STOP WITH THE MINIS
>XJ220 HOLY FUCK THERE'S AN XJ220 TAKE MY MONEY AAAAAAHHHH
>Wait, that wasn't GT Sport?
>mfw i may actually be bullshitted into buying this
>mfw this is more than likely fake
>mfw it will be same shit with more content
>mfw no switch release

I will watching intently, but I'm not 100% sold yet. You still have a lot to prove SMS, and if the Bell keeps his shenanigans up, then it's all over.

[spoiler]i should be pitied for liking this[/spoiler]

Project cars physics is garbage.

Rfactor 1.x physics where shite.

Shame I can't get a good wheel used because assetto Corsa is gr8 and using a gaypad feels wrong

Pc2 physic is way better than pc1 one, especially over limit. It's possible to drift car now.

How would you know?

Did you get ripped off to access the alpha? If so please prove that you're not Ian Bell and tell us your stories.

Yes, I paid 50£ for prealpha access.
There will be screenshots teased by SMS in upcoming days.
There was also launch event for press this weekend.

Okay, I have questions. What cars are you allowed to drive, and what tracks did you drive them on. Can you upgrade/customize cars? If you got to drive rally stages, what do they feel like compared to DiRT Rally?

I'm in the country that's run by an orange man who wants to build a wall so I don't have any GDP in my pockets to access the alpha with.

Every car on every track (maybe with exception of non karts on kart tracks like in pc1, but I haven't tested it). There are no rally stages. And there is no car customization like in forza.

What were some cars in this game that weren't featured in PC1? I know we have shit like Lambo and Ferrari from the trailer, but I want specifics.

Pcars had great VR support. I'll be buying 2 if it doesn't suck.