Dota 2 General - /d2g/

it is common knowledge that all streaming sites besides twitch are money laundering schemes

That explains why fly is sponsored by them.

delete this or get used to looking behind your back goy

youtube.com/watch?v=VTPtxJzahXs

where did he go?

>had a long day of dotards with mostly wins and fun games
>only game i can remember is when i tried to play an int support

Why do these still exist? They suck ass, awful to play and just make for a bad time for everyone on your team.

appereantly his coworkers found his videos and then he deleted them

Moved on from dota
Was a sad day when it happened

good for him

freedom fucking lost

poor 747 having to play with sneyfat

>guy picks arc warden
>says he's supporting
>never buys any support items after buying cour and starter wards
>first item after he rushes midas is a necrobook (level 1) at 30 minutes
Really tickles your neurons.

>int supports
>bad
slate meme my friend
pic related is a better meme

these shitstains look 2k mmr
fcuking NAs finest

I'll give you ten (10) seconds to name one (1) relevant int support.

sd

Oh right. But that's the only one.

btfod

ogre

When did CM stop being good?

>int

nyx

I can name five (5) non-int supports that AREN'T relevant.
Sven
Treant Protector
Gyrocopter
Arc Warden
Spirit Breaker

As for a SINGLE (one) relevant int hero?
Jackie Chan
Oh wait
I mean Jakiro

slark

my non-cuckolding waifu

That's a funny image, mind if I save it?

absolutely not, no sharing here

banana shistain slam jamma won a pro game

Chaos knight now has a built-in lifesteal.

Does that mean he can now jungle lvl 1?

me ooga
team ooga

>d2g less than 100 posts in 1 hour
wew you guys are going at a rate of one post per 10 minutes here haha

any hero can jungle from lvl 1

ded thread
ded gaem

>decide to get back into dota after a few months.
>First game out Meepo builds 2 Dragon lances.
Well thats enough dota for a few months

user that's the pro build.

read the patch fuckface, meepo has 100% stats share without aghs
here I'll even do the work for you
dota2.com/700/
now you need to press cntrl + f to find the things you're looking for
I hope the hawd wowds awent twoo hawd fooww you

I refuse to believe this

>meepo has 100% stats share without aghs
>without ags
wtfffff

Guess I missed this in my TWO MONTH ABSENCE. Way to be a cunt

its to make up for camps only spawning half as often

dragonlance is the cheapest stats. Pros like w33haa abed and ajit even go 3-4 dragonlances because you don't care about teh lategame you just wanna tank up and roflstomp.

retard

camp spawn nerf is the worst thing that happened to dota since memeback

your mother didnt teach you how to say 'thank you'?
literally regret helping you, you little brat
>gee Im gonna play dota after a major patch and then whine about things being different
well I'm sorry my mean words hurt you

Is DOTA worth getting into

is crack worth smoking?

no

are BSJ and chi long qua the same person? i always wonder

it's the only game worth getting into nowadays

lmao
this item should be removed

is it worth it to inject heroin?
obviously not

nope

the game has gotten worse

fucking moralfag

You only get more than 1 on meepo because he's special. Besides ranged heroes need something too. Melee have echosabre

If my co-workers found out about my autistic screeching videos I would delete them too.

Just like my games. Everyone has the same level of farm except me because im good at last hitting. I still belong here because i hate fighting. Day9 is better than me

Meanwhile in 1k; too much cropping edition

remove echosabre
enough right clickery

report leshrac and dazzle for being poor

Dazzle was talking shit constantly, except he typed at 5 wpm so that's what he did most of the game

>Lich has more farm than voker

L M O A

lmao

i learnt to shittalk in russian from all the dota, and they tend to say that in the global chat

So far, I've been most succesful in pubs using any kind of roaming hero with a single target stun.

Venge, Ogre, CK, SK, teammates rarely hesitate when your enemy can't move and is already at half heath.

I think I'm having fun.

I'm the invoker and had 500+ by the end of the game, Lich was in base most of late game so he racked up a ton of gold defending

ID pls, I'm free tonight and there is nothing fun on Netflix

>I'm the invoker
HAHHAHAHHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHH
AHAHAHAH

YOU LOST A GAME

YOU LOOOOOOOOOST YOU FUCKING LOOSER

AND HE EVEN ADMITTED IT

P
A
T
H
E
T
I
CCC

...

Well at least you got a pretty pimpin set. Gotta get those early towers with your forge spirits though boyo.

>i'm drunk let's play dota
Fucking drunk east europeans
Worthless subhuman trash. Hopefully at the end of the century east europe will have fully embraced the civilized manners of the west and the remnants of the century of complete russian domination will be gone but until then...

Mm, tried QW for the first time after a ton of QE games so I didn't really have much to do with forge spirits early, especially after volvo nerfed them again.

Dude, what are you on about? Playing while boozed is a guaranteed method to climb in MMR

>1k
>Invoker
You're what's wrong with the trench

>I play what I want
You sure do buddy

When sieging with slark I sometimes pounce and immediately shadowblade into the blind spot between towers. You can easily initate on their support or a weaker hero and your team can walk up the ramp.

ebal tebia v zhopu, i tvoiku mamku

>I meant literally 1k
qt strawman tho

Even google translate can only understand half of this shit
Really makes you think

At least it's not written in moonrunes

>moonrunes
their alphabet and your alphabet are literally both derived from the same one

it's actuallly the same characters, just the calligraphy is a little different

>have luna
>get mmr
>be against luna
>not get mmr
what did helm of the dominator mean by this?

buddy if u wanna get out of 1k you need to pick heroes that damage buildings and split push the entire game and you'll win 75% of your games brah

how do you play furion?

>wraith king has a fucking 58% winrate sub 2k

+6 treants

dont play meme heroes. play real heroes that can fight, morph, jugg, luna... get early manta/travels and keep lanes pushed out. if you see the enemy team grouped up in another lane, push, take towers, take raxes and you'll win most of your games.

furion is just a shit hero because he can't fight for shit, you can split push with many other heroes and still be able to fight.

gonna try a smurf
wish me luck

This REALLY made me think, dotards
What do you think?

passives are op

Everyone except maiden is immune to physical damage.
Can't really explain maiden tho.

2k's are retards who cares

the only heroes immune to physical damage are omni and necro

HOW DO I COUNTER A STOVE

Except cm and luna none of them can die
CM gives regen which is the most important part of retard dota
Luna is just a good hero

Roots are borderline broken this patch, as they often have a higher uptime than regular stuns while accomplishing pretty much the same.

Also, CM root disarms.

VR dota porn game when?
I want to fuck the majority of dotas female cast, especially Lina