League of Legends General - /lolg/

>destroying all lanes except top
>me and mid are free most of the time so we go up there to help camille
>have a huge fucking lead during the entire game
>mfw we somehow fucking lose it
I dont know if its because malphite was trying to solo twitch on a 1v4, or vayne not knowing how to position, or just darius getting so fucking fed but I'm really triggered right now
>engage on darius
>vayne and anivia are unloading on him
>darius is almost dead
>"ok i'll move up front before twitch and lux could get good positioning on us"
>clusterfuck.exe
>die but take down twitch too
>move my monitor a bit
>see darius coming back into the teamfight to clean up
>vayne and anivia are dead
>he's at full hp

I want to CUDDLE Kog'maw!

I prefer BDSM spectres.

What are they going to do, stab me?

whatever floats your boat

t. guy who got stabbed

No.
She's married.

Who here wants to go on a road trip?

How broken would an ability be if it directed all auto attacks that pass through a certain area of effect towards the user?

I'm pretty sure FFXV was enough for me.

>tfw talon actually fucks ahri up in lane
:c

memememe

Is League of Legends game quality always this bad on weekends?

braum shield

no

That just makes it hotter my man.

me

shit, I actually forgot she existed, haven't seen her in months

Stop teasing me foul creature. Am I really gonna have to jerk it to trap hentai to satisfy myself.

So kinda like Fatal Bonds?

You mean like a dedicated ability to kill yourself in teamfights and cripple your own team's damage as well in the meantime? Sounds great. OP as hell dude.

Read the question before answering please.

I think that was intentional. Because every other waifu champion tends to be flawless.

xth for Camille

3d would be more accurate

As someone into raceplay that's kinda hot IMO. So many avenues for verbal degradation.

She would be fine if it weren't for that creepily large nose she was. I actually thing her personality and everything is kind of cute, but still, what the fuck is the size on that thing?

Why the fuck would it affect ally auto attacks? You can't damage your allies through any means.

Kill yourself.

It's hard to find attractive 3D traps. I don't know how you look so in my mind I imagine you as being very cute. Which you probably are!

Xth for Katarinabest girl
:3c

Post top 10 Masteries. Judge and r8 others.

why'd they shrink her thighs in that image

Is this you cutie? If not then fugg

>just lost a ranked game to a Katarina top lane
FUCK OFF

>murderers
>thieves
>soul stealers
>mercernaries
>warped minds
>nefarious evil doers
>heartless soldiers
>etc
flawless

But you were the one who said it directs ALL auto attacks to you, you piece of shit retard.

Give up on your furry fox.
Don't be the Bull.
Bullshit.
>raceplay
>what the fuck is the size on that thing?
A stereotypical jew size.

Appearance wise, yes. Katarina's scar and other "flaws" are just part of their "cool" backstories.

website?

i really like stripes. and stocking/panties.

nope, colors and outfit pretty damn close though lol. i do purple

good night anons its almost 2 AM in america

Impregnate irelia with triplets

why is
>as jungle item>titanic
better then
>tank jungle item>botrk
on shyvanna, isnt the slow from the active on botrk to good not to have?

masterypoints.com

I truly dont know who to play for the last slot.

TEACH ME HOW TO PLAY DESTRUCTION MAN

GOD BLESS AMERICA

goodnight user. it's only 11:50, here in the weed mountains. sleep well

I think I'll just kill myself right now knowing that I'll never get to see your cute butt. There's no point going on.

holy shit user, do you not get what he was trying to say?
You lay down an aoe spell, all enemy auto attacks that pass through the spell are returned to their source, probably as reduced magic damage
almost like a yasuo windwall that bounces attacks back
why the fuck would your allied autos be affected? and why would they all go back to you, the one who put it down? did you have a stroke user?

and yet Taliyah has the most goodgirl righteous backstory

Not with those two losers.

...

Max Q first. No, I am not joking.

Are you dyslexic or just incredibly fucking stupid?

Ahri is a rapist that steals souls. She must be purge.

Talon doesn't crush Ahri in lane wut? I beat Talon almost always. What are you having problems with?

Bloodrazer isn't garbage, Cinderhulk doesn't do much for her

Max E, build AD.

Rush youmuus into either Infinity or a Hydra. Cleaver is a noobtrab, at least first build
Phantom Dancer/IE garen is actually legit. Q is garbage dont level it until 13

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>goodgirl
>Taliyah
user, no.

And yes, I am aware I'm a special snowflake.

who /TK/ here?

>tfw coming to terms with the fact I fucking suck at this game

Currently stuck in bronze 1 0 lp

I hate this game

elaborate, because I have a habit of not taking every word I read literally, and applying critical thinking skills to discern the meaning behind what people say
aka: I implied that this ability worked like all others ever created, negative effect for enemy, positive or neutral for ally, so when it says "all" autos, that means all enemy autos

lol im sure you could ask around on the discord. i hope you're not serious about killing yourself, that really dumb.

she's a good fox. went to the institute every sunday.

not the new talo, i just have a bit of ptsd from seaon 5. he's infamous for that e behind/into ulti delete on ahri, since it dodges charm.

Play his brother Dominator Dario instead

you are so close to get to silver dont give up user, everyone has to make his own progress

why?

how goes the climb /lolg/

How would Ahri be as a roommate.

You misspelled that, it's Kited Dario.

Why don't you max Q anymore? And what's wrong with cleaver?

Does Kennen ult do more damage than Fiddlesticks ult?

I know Kennen has stuns going for him, but who hurts more generally?

>Bronze
>stuck

I see. Any questions, friend?

It says all auto attacks are affected and they are directed towards the user, not back at the attackers. You should "apply your critical thinking skills" to at least finish grade school before coming here, you illiterate fucktard.

I imagine she'd be very sassy, and shed a lot.

Are the minions and prors included? Are they sex slaves?

>Discord
My boner went from 100 to 0 in a third of a second. What a shame. Goodbye fox cutie, I hope your boyfriend is a loving man who takes care of you and your needs out of affection, not exploitation.

>good
Liar!

>boyfriend
Why

6/10
8/10 You might enjoy Oriana
Yuck
7/10 You like to play safe ;)

>Faker a sex slave to the furry
Never.

THE EYES NEVER LIE

alright. that's enough for tonight. wish all you anons luck

condensed cancer/10

pretty based, but you should be ashamed for the Gnar, Azir and Jhin bring you back tho

are you friends with the first guy?

hey again bud, still workin on getting rid of vlad and graves for your "big guy" top laner status?

hipsterpicks/10

God it feels good being the objectively superior game.

>Poker
Seriously?!

can you not actually discern what he meant when he said that? Like actually, I'm asking if you're just sperging out over semantics or you legit think that's what he meant

>still no Caitlyn summoner icon

WHAT IS RIOT DOING?

>hey again bud, still workin on getting rid of vlad and graves for your "big guy" top laner status?
Yeah but I'm taking a LONG break. I was planning on playing against in February but now that Marin carried with on-hit Kennen I might put it off a while longer. For now I just come here to shitpost.

Goodnight ahri user

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

why is Rito making all furry champs so sexually appealing?

>think that ahri would put fur everywhere like cat
>realise that cat tail are mostly meat
>can only see ahri tail as big meaty tail bigger than her legs now

ahri is gross