Hold your tits now, it's about typical girlies-cars

I begin: The very sensual and vaginal Porsche Poxter/Gayman

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The Audi Beetle. Color: Pink.

And of course the girliest ones of them all, Chevy pickup trucks.

miata.jpg

There are a few days in the month where this sweet TT don't want to be driven at all.

t. cuck

>perfect shopping device

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Looks like this little sweetie is currently in her badgirl-gothic-period, eh?

Name one woman that went for a Cayman GT4 during the preorder rush?

Name one chick who even knows what a GT4 is.

v6 pony cars, specially convertibles

Looks like she is lifting! Maybe some yoga too?

Yeah it really only applies to the first gen boxters

>All this Boxter/Cayman hate
I'd take a 6-pot one of those any day. It's a MR sports car with a decently powerful engine that's not a fucking I4 and the car is at least (semi) affordable.
I don't want a 4cyl one though.

Went out for a walk today and I was going through the uni parking lot and there was a jeep wrangler out there doing laps. Once I heard it stall I knew it was a new stick driver. It went past me and I noticed it was a bunch of guys in there and a girl driving. Guess they're showing her the ropes. She had some rough starts but seemed to get it pretty well.

It was nice to see. I know girls love wranglers.

Basically every jeep in the past 20 years, some exceptions withstanding.

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should go drive a 718, i thought going to a turbo 4 was a bad idea but the 2.0 turbo in the base cayman is awesome.

Much better engine than the old six-cylinder since it actually has torque.

>muh glorious 4cyl

Yes, especially if you like vaccum-cleaner sounds instead of a real engine!

I think you need to re-read my post. I DON'T want a 4cyl.

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>look ma, i posted it again

Girls also wanna have fun! Thanks to Porche they can!

He isn't wrong. There's a 70% chance that if a girl is into cars she drives a charger.

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This is even more true for black women

delet

anything made by GM

any BMW and any Merc besides the SLG

>besides the SLG

SLS, typo get over yourself, atleast I posted something.

Veeky Forumstists hating on the only Porsche's they'll ever be able to own that aren't 944s one step above 'parts car... WHAT A WORLD

Jeep Wranglers. I know a gay couple that just bought one.

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Here in Europe rich girls get either one of these, some kind of mini (fags love them too) or a fucking smart Fortwo.

Poor girls get a Micra or a Twingo.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A HETEROSEXUAL MAN BUYING A GIRLY CAR LIKE A MIATA IF HE INTENDS TO PURSUE A PSEUDO SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH IT

I hate these cars so much

East Yurop here. Rich "daddy's girls" will most likely get a Merc or a BMW of some sorts.

Other girl cars ranging from mid-class to poor are Mercedes A-Class, Toyota Yaris, Polo/Lupo, certain Daewoos and Audis.

I know a specimen that kept begging her daddy to buy her a Celica (despite not having a licence).

>The Ford Dildo is so much Marlies
Nope.

Shut up OP, Porsche is a respectable brand that makes good looking cars.

For girls.

Also
>literally started by the nazis
>glorified VW Beetles
>respectable

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Can confirm. My Sister chose the E-Class Mercedes.

Her only requirements were: big Mercedes/BMW/Audi, white/silver color, panoramic roof, and big diesel engine.

Dude fuck you, Porsche does not even remotely look like a beetle.

right

You got anything to back that up.

>actually came with a flower holder...

Salty slut.
Pic obviously related.

Porsche=Beetle

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Uh-huh.

Sand in your vagina, sweetheart?

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masha thread?

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it's a teenager trying to piss off porsche fans. he tried it in /pog/ and left when we ignored him.

try as hard as you like kid, we all see through it.

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Butthurt

not in the least. I'm gonna go enjoy my chick car on a beautiful sunday while you keep posting pictures of girls who don't give a shit about you driving something you will never afford.

cheers!

Don't forget your lipstick my sweet honeydoodle!

>Thinks I can't afford a $12k 996

lol!

fuck off, both of you

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>butthurt

drive safe, pupper

You're always making fun of cars you can't afford but I lurk your meetup threads and you mostly drive shitboxes or cars that are only cool I'm a few small pockets of the internet. I bet most of you talking shit don't even have anything give sitting in your garage. Do you even have a garage that isn't under the ownership of your mom?

DRIVE SAFE, PUPPER

drive safe, pupper

You can barely afford that bus pass

>Women
>Manual gearbox

There's a problem

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>burger
>manuel gearbox

On paper this should't work and yet it does somehow.

>I don't want a 4cyl one though.
Can you read?

W/e, beetles also look good.

>wake up in the morning
>pray to allah
>have all my female relatives & friends fucked by adbul & his mates
>go to school
>learn about islam
>after islam we get to learn about how to drive the s u p e r i o r t r a n s m i s s i o n
>theamericanscantdothis.gif
>build up a superiority complex to defend myself from the harsh truth
>my country is going to shit but at least i can brag about meaningless things
>get home
>have to pay my monthly €758 bill to insure my M A N U A L T R A N S M I S S I O N 0.3L diesel cuckbox
>watch my gf get fucked by abdul while i eat dinner & complete my essay on why islam is the greatest religion ever created
>go to sleep happy knowing i am superior

drive safe, pupper

>(some) burger men

fix'd

>Tfw theres an old guy in /pog/ with more money than everyone on Veeky Forums combined
>Tfw you're never gonna be him
Feels bad i want a 100k 356

hatchback Focus

Sedan is manly tho

>be burger-cuck
>fat as fuck
>drive home from my second job in my at-pickup
>get shot by the black bull of my wife

>in my last moments -shit my pants because 'muh freedom-stains'

this + full limo tint, some loud shit rap, any SSRI prescription and those god awful bug eye sunglasses = every white girl in new jersey

Not posting the countryman

The disabled spot how fitting.

>Any SUV

>Any small under powered compact car
>Constantly complain about it being slow
>Buys another small under powered compact, just newer.

Fuck you all I love my fit to death

Yeah just about every Toyota highlander i see has a female driver. It's almost the sign of a upper/class woman here in canada.

forgot pic

Here in germany the majority drive a VW/Audi SUV, if they are a trophy wife they drive a cayenne. Other brands are kinda rare with the exception of BMWs but I mostly see men in those.

drive safe, pupper

drive safe, pupper

drive safe, pupper

These. I'm male(penis), but I'd say the Wrangler ratio between male and female owners is something like 40/60

And they're never attractive, never ever