Shit

So I was topping up the oil on my BMW E90 320I last week and I wasn't paying attention and spilt some on the side.

Fast forward to yesterday and I find a little but of oil under my car and the underside is wet. I checked all the gaskets and the engine and it's clean as fuck. The only wet parts are the bottom of the car. Is it the oil I split or am I fucked.

Serious answers pls

To fix this try sprinkling a little road salt inside the car. This should absorb the oil and protect your car against moisture. I always sprinkle plenty of road salt under the hood of my car and haven't had a problem yet.

I'm doing that too and never had a problem

I'd rather not. I just want to know if my engines leaking or if it's my autism from last week.

Probably leaking, but that's normal with BMW's

With enough mileage your oil pan gasket has probably already started leaking. Mines been replaced (because theres no way in hell an e92 has zero leaks at 112k in an og pan gasket)

>what is a dip stick??

I might get it checked out it it doesn't stop DESU

This model doesn't have a dipstick lol

>model does not have dip shit
every car has one, you didn't look well enough

no not every car has a dipstick, i can check oil in the dasboard in my e60. and there is no dipstick

You find the dipstick on my 911, I'll let you keep it.

Engine cleaner on a can + dishwashing brush and hos

Clean everything oily

Check again after a few days

Hose**

Post car please

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Have you looked in the mirror?

Why does it matter?

My car leaks about 1ltr of oil every week and it's ok

Unlike many 4chins users I can just look down to see the prick in the Porsche.

Thanks, nice car

Give it another week, seems like you're overthinking it.
If you're really that worried just have a reliable mechanic check it, dont trust these faggots
Also if you can drive a bmw you can pay for a checkup

Thank you, one of those "realistic dream car" posts come true from 6 years ago.

wash all the oil off, drive and look again.
are you retarded?

ebin meme!1

muh blinker fluid

Wipe it off and check again later you lazy dumb piece of shit