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>Game Mechanic Info
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Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
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gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
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spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
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>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I

>Old Thread

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ANIME

can't wait for my picks to be destroyed in the first round.

>Na'Vi
>Advancing undefeated
care to explain your reasoning?
Also godsent advancing?

I don't know, I have a feeling s1mpl3 will have a good performance and just stomp 3 teams.

Ms undefeated confirmed

Hey does anyone want to send me some stickies so I can do the thing

who care

>drop to silver one for memes
>In games where the bottom frag is making wrong call outs and singing trap rap over the mic and the top Fragger is just saying nigger over and over again
>Purposefully play all games using just the SSG and armor
>Unironically hearing rush b
>Turbo stompers are all anime profile picture using 12 year olds

What happened

Thing is after going 2-0 they'll probably face up against a top 3 team, and I doubt a stomping s1mple will be enough to carry them

This wouldn't have happened in Obama's America

I hope NaVi wins so my s1mple holo sticker will be worth many dollars

when should I sell it? the last one on the market was sold for $20

ded

>Unironically hearing rush b
Rush b good strat if one person gets a smoke and a flash
But then again this is Silver 1 were talking about, it's probably better if only the enemy team buys flashes

if you can't rush b in silver one against a full buying team with nothing but one smoke you deserve to be in silver one

>girl on team
>Name is some anime meme
>Dog profile picture
>Everytime she gets a kill she makes a weird noise over mic
>Tell her to do something
>"Don't tell me what to do!"
>Everytime she dies she just starts to sing over mic
>Tell her to shut up when I'm clutching
>"Nuuu hehehehe"
>Bottom frags the first game 6 - 26
>Would have muted her if she wasn't the best at making call outs and knew how to play as a team
>Friend gets hard on and adds her to our party
>She just gets worse and worse but it grows on us
>Playing with us she's gotten better
>We now video chat every day as a group of 3
>Meeting up soon

Should we spitroast her lol

Major when?

Nobody cares underage redditor.

2 D A Y S
D
A
Y
S

>call out enemy position
>it's completely wrong somehow
>mute entire team before they can say anything about it
>remain non-bullied

>prize money distribution for the major
>you literally get free money just for existing

Interesting.

Can someone explain how team rankings work on hltv? How are literal optic literally number 2?

OG (Our Guys) are literally the best team in the world right now

Americans and turkroaches can't be our guys. Sorry reddit.

kys

just 500k for all 6 and the organization
lol

Somehow turkroaches are worse than russians, but how?

They're muslim, and not white.

russians have an eastern culture but are still kinda white
roaches don't really have anything

Makes sense

>hltv.org/news/19662-top-20-players-of-2016-coldzera-1
>top 1 and 2 player of csgo in the entire world are cheaters


What is valvE even doing right now

youtube.com/watch?v=7ft29W3mKPo
thorin trying to tilt NV into going 0-3

youtube.com/watch?v=OZOFZt8O6WM reminder to watch our guys' (optic's) podcast

It's ironic how the guy who accomplished more is hated on while the guy who didn't accomplish anything or even go into the spotlight gets loved. ex6tenz doesn't even have any clip comparable to Happy's deagle ace

only reddit likes that ace. you are reddit.

Is this game ded

Where did I even say that I liked it? I was just using it for comparison, you need to try harder to fit in.

you're trying to use a single round as evidence that happy is somehow worth respecting vs x6's (overrated) career. i hate to break it to you, they're both shit and a completely run of the mill ace where danes choke into your crosshair while you spam through smoke isn't a reason to ever think happy deserves to stay on a team.

Yes they are both shit but my point still stands, happy is being unfairly treated by duncan when happy has achieved way more than ex6. It's obvious bias.

he achieved things twice then did worse than x6 has done. i can't think of any french loss as bad as nv at the two last majors.

>be me
>our team is losing miserably
>say in chat 'we are noobs'
>bottom fragging team mate says 'no only you are noob'
>me: 'we are all noobs'
>team mate: 'but I'm a gurl'
>me: 'no wonder you're so retarded'
>shit storm of the century
>8 white knights deployed
>everyone rages and tips fedora like there was no tomorrow
>'you virgin, thats not how you talk to gurl gamers!!'
>mfw

Women are shielded from all kinds of criticism everywhere. Work, sports, games, etc

>be me
hello reddo

wow optic really hates shazam

>gamesense

Have you heard that guy laugh on streams? I would never last playing long hours with him.

He laughs exactly like that toothless old guy on that TV show.

yeah it's pretty brutal

you should listen to their podcast. it's pretty much rush saying shazam was the cause of the team never practicing, never doing well, and never trying.

Do you think progotards smash a lot of pussy

How do we have the QT traps from Trump's racism??

A lot of shit tier pussy for sure.

Hey tell me what you think of my video...

youtube.com/watch?v=1rrkxFMDnlE

Didn't even watch it, that's what i think.

Yeah, I am not watching that. Next (You) ending with and even number decides what I am watching.

Dotapit vp vs og

thats funny

Whats your opinion on Rubino's RS account?

>decide I'm done with one of my gotard friend's bullshit
>unfriend him
>all our common friends side with him and unfriend me
>have no (0) friends left

I-I don't n-need them anyway

>came crying to us as if we're your only friends left

That kind of drama wouldn't happen with real life friends. Unless you're bunch of girls.

You are my best friends guys

...

>two 99s
>everything else is sub 90

fuckin casul

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that think 4:3 is a viable resolution

Should I go ahead and buy a bunch of SK stickers?

What stickers should I buy?

>gn trash still mad

blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/01/17574/

None till last day, then for sure Godsent/north and any popular team who lost in groups (like c9/nip)

Why do you think you're worthy of being one of my 0 friends

Buy them the last day before event?
Will they be cheaper?

No
Yes

Hey how do you get that zaff warning?

I should have made plans to go to Atlanta. The Packers/Falcons game would have been cool, and then the rest of the week I could have went to the major.

It probably would have cost me over $1000 though, which I don't have.

okay /gog/ let's do some math. 4:3 is wider than 16:9 by about 140%. that makes aiming 40% easier, giving you an advantage. 16:9 has a higher fov and lets you see your skines easy. skines==skills. 1 10$ skine=10% increase in skill. 40$ skin e = 40% more skill. so if you have skines worth a total of over 40$ (highly reccomended) use 16:9.. , but if you dont use 4:3

>implying anyone cares about handegg

okay /gog/ let's do some math

1+1=2, so if you play on 16:9 you're a shitter

it must be exhausting sitting in this ded general 24/7 defending ur shit meme res

it must be exhausting being a redditor

Honestly.

It's personal preference. I prefer different resolutions depending on the map and role I', playing.

This happened to me once except random gotard friends I met all unfriended me.

I invited a friend from work to MM with us and he started trolling/tilting our team only a couple rounds in and I had no idea he was gonna do this. I was streaming cause why not and even though I never have any viewers the random gotards I had been grinding with were like "Ughhh he brought his friend in to meme on purpose for the Stream! Get outtah ere man!"

Wow...somehow you look like an even younger Dr.Sweets from Bones.

Kill yourself retarded redditor newfaggot shithead.

>Bones
you have good taste, sir

NaVi undefeated
mousesports realizes that they suck cocks (in their first game) against NaVi and forfeit the rest

other 7 will be:
SK
EnVyUs
Liquid
Virtus.pro
Astralis
FaZe
G2

GODSENT and Fnatic fans will be very confused.

I could believe this.

which animes are you watching this season?

Dazed knows whats good
twitter.com/GODaZeD/status/822607654979833862

>animes

hello reddo

why is summit going through a slump

He realized you can't buy happiness with money.

he finally watched season 2 of sao

...

HE KEEPS DOING IT

He said on stream recently he rarely leaves his house now.

youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA
youtube.com/watch?v=CZLhB3uYqiA

CYKA

He finally realized he could do better than his troll of a wife TO BE HONEST

lmfao you kid bitches i pipe yeh

twitter.com/theonlymichal/status/822658273119731713
based stich with the anime and MAGA. hltv really is our website

hello reddo