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>Helpful information for new players
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
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>Latest added content
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Shotaro is the Armored Kuruma of bikes.

Reminder that if you paid over 100k for your motorcycle you wasted your money.

People are gonna get banned within the week from trying to cheat in money again.

False equivalency. You forfeit basic protection the moment you start using a bike. Also, the Armoured Kuruma isn't even the most expensive or most effective of armoured vehicles.

Just try the bike, senpai!

Post underrated vehicles.

How exactly do I get catower to put out?

Be black

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The Kuruma is atleast decent for cheesing heists. Shotaro isn't good for anything but wasting your money.

Shotaro, more like Shitaro, lmao.

>thread pic is of dumb tranny circlejerk fags

Every fucking time. Why not make it a nice screenshot that actually shows how good the game is.

>everyone gets unbanned
>all return with little to no cash because lol muh Sharkcards
>everyone starts shitting on the Shotaro like they did the T20 and other expensive vehicles before it
coincidence?

Nice strawman.

>The state of this cockstar shill trying to trick people into playing adv mode and wasting their money on a trash bike.

The shotaro is a boring bike, just like how the Sultan is a boring 4door.
It was the absolute best for a long time but it's just boring to drive.

>when you style on a shitaro fag with you spectre

>cager thinks he can "style" on anyone
lel probably crashed into like 50 light poles while "styling"

18th for comfiest car interior pix plox

stop projecting, roadkill

Your moms interior is pretty comfy for my dick.

>blacked
welp nevermind

Thanks for confirming, cager. [-]

Everyone you talk to is also trying to sell you something. Why can't I sell you on the Shotaro, user? Am I not doing a good enough job of convincing you or do you just not want to ride it because it might be too popular right now?

Once you accept Shotaro into your life, all of the answers become clear.

CUS IT TRASH BRUH

OMFGGGGGGGGGG

Kaz is cute!
Cute!!

because it's fucking garbage like your gta career

Slut!

ice cold

Black savage in freeroam never EVER
customizable pegasus vehicles never EVER

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

Is that it? Hop on this saddle already, bitch.

I'm not the one who's too Jewish to justify purchasing a $2.3M bike. It's probably not even the worst addition to your garage tbqh.

>people tell me the shotaro is bad
>in every bike race I immediately zoom ahead of the entire non-shotaro pack and stay there because I never need to take my finger off the W key

I want Mr. Boss cucks to leave

>A neon turd.

lowered ctr

are you part of /acg/?

>2.3M
would rather buy 20 hakuchous

>shitting on my favorite bike

Unacceptabururu

>tfw legit considered buying multiple Hakuchou's so I could have multiple color variants.
I wonder if the favorite bike bonus would apply to all of them or just my original one.

LEND ME SOME SUGAH, I AM YOUR NEIGHBOR

SHAKE IT SH-SHAKE IT

Kaz maybe the biggest slut in /gtag/ but he makes you feel real good when he gives you his attention.

>he doesn't even know enough about the bike to remove the neon

post favorite vehicles

You just posted this. Why don't you try selling some of the anons in this thread?

Human trafficking is overrated.

It applies to all of them.
-Some faggot that owns 30 of them

Well that settles it. Time to sell half my garage and replace it with a rainbow of Hakuchous.

No, user. Instead of simply posting your vehicle, why not convince people to buy one themselves?

Everyone loves the Blista, so why can't these anons?

you are lucky if you get a hand though, kaz never takes less than 5 dicks at one given moment.

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Still looks like garbage. Try again

w h y

i have enough monies to buy my first land vehicle with a gun on it.

what do i buy?

Someone let me test drive their Lynx.

Be good and you can be put in a collar

Insurgent Pickup, everything else can wait but this will save your life when jets are involved

*smacks lips*
WHY TF AIN'T CLUCKING BELLS IN GTA 5 LIKE NIGGA ROCKSTAR HELLOOOOO
WHERE DA TT AT

I'll have two number nines

SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT

pretty dead general, was there seen that, coming back for nostalgia and i have just a one fucking question
why that autist with no arms nessi? is still FUCKING playing

>song on the radio mentions a place called "los angeles"

The fuck is that? Is it near Los Santos?

>sitting on my pakistan lobby waiting for randoms
>guys join and sits for a bit
>"let me carry the money"
>tell him this is the start, not the finale
>"oh ok"
>he leaves
>everyone leaves

>lots of songs talk about california
Where the fuck is that?

>no arms

>playing heists with randoms and noobs

What else did you expect

why u fat and gay tho

Is there some f ucking glitch with pacstan I need to know about I wanna play the missionb ut idk

you gotta con people into it to get through the cutscene. Then you can start vans and if youre lucky one dude will stick with you while you toss out invites.

>when you decide to take up a career in jet shitting, but get hired as an unpaid intern with no experience

there he is yet you didnt answered my question. you dense autist why in the world you are still playing with grindfest piece of shit. i stopped 1.5 year ago with 400 hours on clock and you were, and are still playing. so answer my fucking question, are you mentally ill? do you need some treatment? should i call for someone i dont fucking know why in the world you are still playing this piece of shit, move on

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that glitch got patched a long time ago user, they all have arms now

coincidentally they've started acting a lot more like fucking people now, they still have their moments but no-one's had it as bad as jrv recently

>Entry Level position
>Needs a rail gun, 40 years experience, three MBA's and a CEO recommendation

"Glitches" with the pacistani man usually refer to using a kuruma or doing the finale infinitely. What are you on about m8?

Fuck your rules

are you really forgetting subs?

You start.

Ok, here, I have you bro.
>why are you still playing?
I haven't played since January 1st, 2017
>are you mentally ill?
yes, but not for anything related to gta or irl autism
>do you need treatment
no

1.5 years ago with 400 hours?
I play just to fly helicopters in this shitty game, I have 400 hours in the Valkyrie alone.
Calm down and stop getting your nuts in the wrong places, go enjoy another board or something else.

>are you mentally ill?
yes, but not for anything related to gta or irl autism

What's your unit so I can get you DD. It baffles me how they let anyone in these days.

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Platoon 3061, Kilo Company, 3rd Battalion
Look for the one wearing glasses, who is 4'10. if you can find a graduation photo.

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might be worse than that tbqh

subs wasn't entirely full of himself if you caught him at the right time, just tried to stir shit

this other person spergs out immediately tho, don't know why he stays

>4'10

Do you get passed around like a hot pocket?

No, it's a hot potato, at least people want to eat hot pockets.

Don't deflect, I need to know.

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>4'10

>4'10

>Nessi 4'10
>Trump President
>Ava BTFO'd

Today is a good day

youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

Guys how's my big smoke impression
vocaroo.com/i/s12XOZNs1dac
I'm gonna work on it untill i can do it all the time.

>4'10

I was going to complain about all the male characters in this game look like vanilla midgets but that'd be applicable to you, huh?

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>4'10
What the fuck? How are you so small?
>that song
I like the good feel vibe rap songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=_bhpTiaDtrk

someone pls draw napoleon complex nessi
now we all know what he's compensating for with all his jetfaggotry

That's the only line i've gotten good at doing the voice with, i am practicing until i can do the order. I'm very inconsistent so far.
vocaroo.com/i/s1vjOJQzmMSY

Can't find graduation pictures of you, you had to actually be good for them to want to take on of you

So has cockstar officially gone to bi monthly content? Are we dying boys?

nice, nice
please do the line from wrong side of the tracks

Which one?

>ALL YOU HAD TO DO