Mopeds

I wanna buy a moped just for fun.

Will I look like a retard riding this? Who owns one over here?

I'm thinking of getting a Tomos.

Pic related.

Not quite decided on the model.

Maybe this one looks cooler?

Honda cub
Ct70
Ct90

Regular people will think you're retarded
Car guys will call you gay

Honda Ruckus or gtfo

I'm also fat.

Is it even worse?

Get a madass.

Ruckus is shit
No one cares in real life

Are you dutch by any chance?

Fucks sake, stop being so lazy and walk or go to /n/ and ask for a bicycle.