[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

ayyyy
You coming to SEM this year?

Fucking NOICE, enjoy it and post whillies.

>tfw you blow a bunch of cash on hookers because you wanna bust a nut
>but buying new handlebars and handguards for a similar amount seems 'like a waste of money'

Cheers lad, I can't wait. And oh boy, you can bet your arse I'll be posting willies.

Post Triumphs

fuck
are you me?
>burn money for hookers
>everything else I'd like to buy seems like a waste of money

I hate myself

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Other way around for me.
>I want to get my rocks off but hookers are soooo expensive
>fresh leather suit for 500? TAKE MY MONEY

Same.

Bike.

I sure hope so, but it depends on when my exams are. What about you?

Bike=2 wheels
Car=4 wheels
4>2
Car>bike
Simple math bikeholds

Or just ride two bikes yah dumb fuck

>tfw this is going be my holiday probably

Any places that I must see along this route, or anons that might want to join in for a part?
I'm going to start the first weekend of May.

If you need 4 wheels, ride two bikes, simple math.

With pleasure.

Wherever you are, new owner, you better take care of her.

I mean the bike stuff isn't a waste of money but I tell myself I don't 'need' it and it is expensive. Yet I'll happily burn the cash for an hour of sex.

Fuck my life. And yours too.

Definitely going, even if I have to delay some exams. I missed it last year and that fucking sucked.

I haven't even considered delaying exams lel.
Location sounds fugging great and it's not too far for me.

Where is it this time?

Travelling clockwise or anticlockwise?

Northern Italy, probably close to the Swiss and French borders near Montblanc. We're still looking for a camp.

Good stuff, let's ride together aye?

if the gsxr750 is just a punched out gsxr600. Can you make a CBR600 or R6 into a ~750c with a big bore/stroker kit?

Check out our camp in advance and leave a crate of beer and bottle of vodka for us there.

>just calculated the travel time
>I need to travel 8 hours a day to get home in time
Probably need to cut the Greek part

Probably clockwise, as I've heard some user might be able ride along the last week of May. Otherwise it's going to be CCW.

If I'm in the area I will

>probably close to the Swiss and French borders near Montblanc
Fug. That's like 4-5 hours away.
You dislike mountains? lol

hey faggots

i got a quick question

do throttle cables and throttle return cables age?

i noticed that my gsxr with only 12,000 miles has a lot snappier and stronger throttle return

my gsxr with 30,000+ miles has a more lazy throttle return and is weaker.

>You dislike mountains? lol
They're scary scary things man!
If feel at home at the bottom of the sea, not high up on a mountain.

Dang, so you're not leaving from Berlin?

Berlin would be like 12 hours, I'm in Bozen.
At this point why not go crush some pussy in Rimini?

>going over berlin
>the shittest of all german cities
shit holidays tbhwy

Is anyone here planning on going to the Moto GP in Austin this April?

>does [X] age?
Stupid question, of course they do.
I broke my throttle cable by going WOT on a bumpy road. Probably hadn't been changed in the 20 years since the bike was built.
They'll stretch out a little bit over time. You should probably adjust them or replace them.

No twisties and grills are a meme.
>go on vacation with gf at the time
>no monies left for SEM
>don't go to SEM2.0
>breakup, delet photos
>500 € wasted

There's the possibility it might be closer to bozen, much closer.

>why not rimini
Because I already went last summer.
Also shiv is coming too

There's lube inside the cable to let it move freely. Eventually that lube might dry up or get sticky. You can either try blasting lube into the cable or just do the smart thing and replace it. Also check the cable is routed properly and not being pinched anywhere which will also make it move more sluggish.

>much closer.
Kek. Gonna visit you guys during lunchbreak with a recharge of beer. If I ever find a job that is.

>If I ever find a job that is.
Don't, problem solved.
Come with us.

>Gonna visit you guys during lunchbreak
Good luck finding a job with a 2 hours lunchbreak

im going there to ride bikes, not bitches

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You better come to the SEM, Espanigger.

Be cheaper to just swap the engine entirely.

It hasn't been even a month and my father is already a pain in the ass.

Stop shitposting in this taiwanese sowing chat and get a job you lazy cunt.
t. your dad

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Would be cheaper to just buy a literbike.

I might consider it.
At least now I have a bike big enough to go.

Going from a catted 2in1 to two shorter separate pipes
Obviously with two identical aftermarket mufflers
Will it drastically make more noise?
Can i buy some sort of dB reader that emulates a police one to test?

>125cc
>big enough to go anywhere but directly into the trash

AHAHAHA eurocucks are hilarious.

Please don't bully, I suffer from depression. But I feel like shit staying all the fucking time at home doing nothing.

Yes.
Who cares?

Ahhhh, so you're the KLE user. Now I geddit.

>Mericants don't even have a meet
ayy lmao

TEll him you have a job interview in austria.
For three days.

No, quite the opposite.

Im talking about the 500 that I have now, pictured in the previous post. Can you into conversations?
>AHAHAHA americucks are retarded

holy shit
how much for that?

At SEM2.0 someone rode his 125 over the alps.
That's possible when you're not 200kg yourself.

>Good stuff, let's ride together aye?
Where are you located?

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What happens if you filter in traffic in the US? What's the worst thing that can happen?
Besides getting shot in the back by some butthurt cager, of course.

Back in NY and PA people would honk or try and block me in, mostly dudes in lifted trucks turning red in the face that I was breaking the law and cutting them in line.

Here in CA people move out of the way for you.

>Here in CA people move out of the way for you.
How very unAmerican.

Every single time you filtered?
What's PA? Rocky's home?

Californians are the worst fucking Americans ever, at least here in SF.

£11300, got them to chuck in free gap and tyre insurance for 3 years, which is cool, plus 12 months extra warranty.

Now I know where I'll go if I ever wanted to visit the states.

Pennsylvania, specifically I mean Philadelphia. In places where it's illegal, I'd say someone yelled at me, honked or tried (and failed) to block me in about a third of the rides I lane split on, so not every time but regularly.

What part of Britain are you in?

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Why visit America and find the least American place?
I'd recommend going to NY, you can see Manhattan and then be out in redneck mountain country 3 hours later.

so who's watching the Super Bowl, if that matters to any of you?

What's the fine for filtering?

there's no shame in that lads, if it's what you want instead of playing the numbers game with a random cunt at a dive bar then why the fuck not?

just fuck, pay and leave. easy

I try to every year and get about thirty minutes in before giving up.

Depends on the state and the county and the cop desu, but who cares? I've split past cops before, what are they gunna do - chase you through traffic?
Motorcyclists are typically let off with a warning unless you're doing something really dumb like 140mph, and then you're likely going to get away because most police have a no chase policy.

I've heard plenty of stories of guys getting pulled over doing 80mph and the cop saying "thanks for actually pulling over instead of running" and then if your license is clean they just let you go.

Prostitutes are boring looking though

>the cop
What?

cop = police officer

>worked for cowboys (just a warehouse gig)
>wanted to see them choke @ supperbowl
>got beat by cheeseheads
>disapoint.jpg

Nigga I know that, I mean how can a cop decide the amount you have to pay?

yes and so is the average schmuck wanting some

>paying for mediocrity

The american dream.

They could choose to write you up for different things. Lane splitting could be Unsafe Operation, Excessive Lane Changing, Aggressive Driving, Reckless Driving, Vulgar Display of Power, or they could just write you up for something lesser and say they're doing you a favor.

>Prostitutes are boring looking though
>americans
I really don't feel like repeating myself but damn.

Most places have a bracket system where a set fee is placed on each bracket. Like 5-10 over the speed limit = $35, 11-30 = $50. Then shit is added on like random city/county fees that jack it way up. Some places have (speed over the limit) times X = ticket fee. X is a variable that depends of speed, again its bracketed. So you might do 20 over and the ticket is 20x3.5=$70 and then random fees and shit are added on for shits and giggles. Then they will add shit on for anything wrong with license, registration, anything wrong with vehicle like a busted light.

Well they don't get to specify the amount, but whichever one of those offenses they pick to write you up for comes with a predetermined fine that they usually know, and they can pick whichever one they want, so they're effectively picking how much they wanna fuck you. If they're in a pissy mood and you're a dick they're going to write you up for whatever they can, rather that the most appropriate thing.

If filtering is illegal why the fuck isn't there a fine for that?

fagget

There probably is m8. Why so mad?

>get on bike
>turn petcock
>start up and ride off
>bike dies
>must be too cold
>start again with more choke
>dies
>try to start again
>more gas
>dies
>again
>dies
>push it back into garage
>look down and realise the petcock had been set to ON already and I had actually turned it to OFF before starting up
Riding a year and a half now and I'm still doing shit like this.

yeah faggot

Then you can't get fined for something else.