Last Thread: Conspiracy Edition Last time on /ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station: >THERE IS NO METACLUB >STOP PUTTING YOUR NOSE WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG >YOU'LL LIVE LONGER THAT WAY
first for metaclub can protect its existence by refunding my pomf coin
t. errant_aron
Landon Reed
>tfw anybody who investigates the metaclub turns up "catatonic", "braindead" or "suicide succumbed"
David Collins
You spent it fair and square.
Joseph Ramirez
Everyone, I've just escaped from the metaclub's salt mines. They're on to me, I'll doubtless be recaptured and banned soon, but before I disappear forever I can pass on what I overheard from the guards while they were beating us with their official metaclub brand clubs. The codephrase to join the metaclub is 'if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit'. I can hear club music outside my door, I think they've found me.
Caleb Sullivan
>finally cave in and donate 10$ to the serb >there is a grand total of SEVEN FUCKING POMFCOINS worth of things you can buy >the only thing worth buying is worth 2 Seriously what the fuck is this shit, I expected nothing and I feel ripped off. I can't even spend the pomfcoins I already have.
Christian Thomas
YOU TURNED ME INTO A MONKEY WHEN I ASKED FOR A RESURRECTION I JUST WANTED A MARAUDER AND YOU TOOK IT AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Leo Gonzalez
You shoulda just left it
Gavin Gomez
OKAY GUYS HERE'S REAL METACLUB COIN
>it's just a bunch of autist sitting in the admin panel >most of them are at work >most of them just minimize the game until BWOINK on their end
Jordan Perry
>using code words, in the digital age >not code images >not code videos
I bet you don't even know about the pikachu. Your not even passed the surface.
Justin Morris
oh my god, is that the true reason why nuke and sawbones spam post this shitty meme so much?
Ethan Hughes
Metagrudging isn't the solution and will only spawn a metaclub more caustic than the one it destroyed
Levi Rogers
t. the metametametaclubclubclub
Nolan Myers
PROTIP FOR ANTAGS If you have a hardsuit, don't underestimate welding fires People like to forget they exist but they are crazy good at locking your target in the room with you and ZASing the shit out of everyone when they try to get out Another fun thing you can do is shoot a weldertank: It will INSTANTLY knock down everyone who isn't wearing magboots. It's a fucking room-wide stun, doesn't get better than that.
Joseph Evans
We already had a metametaclub comprised of Morena and Solarious and their respective buttbuddies. Look where that got them.
Christian Lewis
wait, are pomfcoins real?
Isaiah Green
>no biomass >zombie meat works
Connor Peterson
Barely. Like I said the only real thing you can buy with them is the chemmaster menu and that's 2 fucking cluckbucks.
Aiden Long
No. He was given one for doing something funny/skillful and we humoured him by giving/accepting a coin from him.
Gabriel Thompson
>sample a rock >distance of 12 from the sample >clear the entire area >no dice >find out a shaft miner destroyed it just
Jaxson Ward
>multiple options for power sources Only the SME is capable to power the station without supervision. Solars? You have to expand it, a shitload of work for almost nothing. TEG? Unless you bug the atmos system it hardly does enough power for half the station and needs supervising. AME? Unless you make 2x2 core ones it needs supervising, also boring as fuck. RUST? Takes too long to set up, only deff has a premade environment for it and only a handful of people understands it.
Nolan Sanchez
>smash up a large with the nice new diamond drill the nerds gave me >slightly annoyed by the stun but it goes away >go back to mining
Xavier Foster
Is there a way to defuse picking a large with the mining scanner like Gibtonite?
I want an artifact without the autism.
Jordan Roberts
>spessmen >metagrudging >metameming >being enough of a meme-loving fuck that you talk to people using a third-party program for a fucking top-down space station sim For once in my fucking life I can say that I'm glad to be an autist. I'm just here to do the job I signed up for, fuck you pompous cunts conspiring to do otherwise. If I roll antag I always do a low- to medium-brow gimmick that won't make the round last that long, only trying to do something really wacky after asking the admins VAPE NASH YALL
Jacob Gonzalez
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONe
Landon Peterson
is the serb down?
David Richardson
Every time you're an antag there's at least one ghost following you and reporting your actions to their friends
I would know because I do it
Brayden Barnes
can't connect
Elijah Hill
CHECK THE BAN PAGE
Aaron Parker
Basically, talk to mining and let them know what not to do. More often than not it's someone who just genuinely didn't know better because the wiki doesn't teach them so they just think it's a weird ore like every other overlay.
Solars by default only just barely falls short. It's easy to bring it in rande or just match with the starter AME You can do a 12 minute low flow teg that provides power for ~2 hours off your starter cans and an additional hour per can of mix you run over. AME works fine, build it closer, run it through the smes and whenever you pass by to grab shit chuck a jar in it That's because 95% of the playerbase can't build literally anything let alone following a short guide that amounts to assemble a 7x7 or 5x5 pen, put in h/e pipes, assemble the injectors, secure the gyros, prime the teg pipes, then inject fuel in the default ratio and fire the gyros up to get fuckhuge temps to run into a overpressure teg for giggawatts which can be done in
Jason Cook
You're so lucky the mining code is obscenely shit because I'd have made it and rocks break 100% of the time to drills years ago. you people are inconsiderate children ruining another players round who joined to do that job.
Xavier Moore
>Everyone whos played on the server since 2011 has been banned WHAT THE FUCK
Nathaniel Anderson
also can't connect
Brody Thomas
>I've exposed the metaclub they said >They're coming to ban me they said >we laughed because it was funny >we thought they were joking.
Nicholas Garcia
the metaclub is holding the server hostage.
Alexander Watson
Get back to your autism/cult den and play with your spoons shaped like forks you shitfuck xenarch.
i just want to spice up the round without digging for 2 hours.
Robert Morgan
it looks normal to me
Zachary Jones
hey is server down or did the bunker initialize? maybe the whitelist function turned on? i try and connect and alls it says is connecting wtf
Jose Collins
>Get access like usual >Grab a set >Dig to sites >Scan >If it's carbon, leave >Either A. take a sample, run it through the fourior to get a radius to a large or just actually know your pick's sizes and speedrun it You can easily get 2-3 larges in your first hour and 3-4 the next on top of a heap of guns, some parapens, and probably at least one >50 force melee weapon. Git fukken gud.
Bentley Reyes
Fourteen thousand in unmarked Pomf coins or it's never lifted.
Evan Martinez
I'm training to be an RD how do I attain the mounted sleeper to build a certain mech. How many research points do I need and in what categories?
Ryan King
>wire all solars >run AME
that's it, that's all you need to power the ENTIRE station.
You could even use the extra solars, order 2 more packs, set them up, and power the entire station
Everything else is just autismo to satisfy mommis and my self
I believe the singularity is the greatest engine, the collectors collect as much if not more then the SME(I had them at 1.5MW per collector), now double singulos? at 10$ a singularity generator? it's a no brainer
Brandon Murphy
>Something keeps happening every heist gimmick
Kayden Sanders
Last time I played with the sing without loosing it, the SME kicked out 5-10 times more juice with identical collector usage.
Julian Gomez
You know a low effort SME can make 15MW/collector? Singularity is the shittiest engine possible.
Ryder Lopez
Why does nobody put better glass on the solars? It's far less effort than building new solars
Oliver Reyes
For the default sme setup, slap the plasma in the teg cold loop, replace the H/E pipenet to the freezer pipenet and link the waste to the h/e-freezer pipenet.. resecure and turn off the scrubbers and vents. Put in 2 nitrogen 1 oxygen canister and turn on the freezers. Open up the vents and set 1 scrubber to siphon. Emitter the shard open, turn it off and go home.
You can push the sme to 6mw per collector on the shard
Remember to move your money into your bank account and use the hand tele and a beacon to zap 35 sing gens into the sing containment, spread them out, secure them, and then fire up the PAC. They'll all grow to stage 3/4 if you leave it up and you'll be getting >40mw per collector.
Thomas Edwards
Too much fuss for too little gain. The AME is faster and more effective
Austin Watson
What the fuck is going on?
Angel Thomas
Nigger do you realize how much Rplas windows cost?
Parker Garcia
Shitter purge
Jack Allen
>haven't played in years >decide tonight on my day off to replay it >this shit
Adam Hall
You got freedom, stay free
Noah Fisher
>People call out the metaclub >Get banned
Jaxson Garcia
How does one use the syringes on the Medical Mech?
Owen Cook
Drop syringes on the ground, activate the syringe gun and click the syringe to load them. any chems in them are added to your reservoir. you can launch AT-inaprov for tricord.
Henry Harris
One borg and an upgraded recharger, or several 100 iron 70 glass power cells?
Josiah Wood
>When the metaclub extends over to lifeweb now
Luke Anderson
remember to switch to analyze to scan chemicals in open beakers, you can synthesize any medical drug with a medical mech
Evan Reed
Thanks had a friend in Virology and are staging a coup. He filled Syringes with a mix of Brain Rot, and Tourets throat.
Ian Bell
you can draw 5u doctor's delight out of any autoinjector, scan it with your mech and synthesize something better in every way
Nolan Gonzalez
Good riddance, lifeweb is a shithole anyway >le ebin no rules murderboners running around powergaming harder than Yred and Termedclepe's bastard offspring >but it's about LEARNING didn't you LEARN how to play when you got killed for no reason??? >lmao no wiki to figure it out guess you're shit out of luck!
Jaxson Phillips
>but it's about LEARNING didn't you LEARN how to play when you got killed for no reason??? Literally what sawbones did to me that round
Hunter Gomez
I am the seventh level metaclub insider and I have seen leaked discord chat logs of the eight level discussing power-grabs within level 3 and 6 AMA
Jayden Johnson
should I go to sleep or stay up a while longer
Benjamin Hernandez
sleep
Caleb Allen
How do I activate the gun I'm very new.
Austin Murphy
open up the stats panel and enable the module the syringe gun has two settings, analyze and launch make sure it's on launch
Austin Howard
Never got the synth to actually synth
Eli Collins
You need to view-reagents of the syringe gun to start synthing.
Matthew Howard
when is it all going to burn?
Mason Kelly
You do know how many solar panels are on box right? How much time do you think it would take if you had to wait for recharge? And don't come with the cell replace shit, you need a human for that so effectively 2 person. And what did you achieve? 30% increase? Meanwile you can easily make a 200MW SME. It's just useless and a waste of time. The solars are for newbie engineers to learn about the SMES and wiring.
Adrian Murphy
if you are synthing something besides nanobots or unstable mutagen you are doing it wrong
Dominic Wilson
It's cool, rogue oddy is a good way to get killed and nobody care
Weird, I'd select them but still nothing.
Carson Rivera
Still good shit.
Michael Bell
very soon. a new pomf has already been chosen. the old one will be cut down in tragic patreon baking accident
Tyler Moore
>station time 14:43 >174KW
If I had almost 3 hours I would make a multi gigawatt SME
Your setup is nice and I see there is a lot of work in it, which I respect, but don't tell me it's viable.
>also hand tele Isn't stealing HV items as mommi bannable? Or did you actually get phazon to make it?
James Price
SMALL BUSINESS OWNER IN TULSA, OK FOUND DEAD AFTER FALLING INTO ICE CREAM MIXER
Michael Cooper
Give me a thing to code
Eli Lopez
But how many people can make their own smes that actually output. If you have one of the autist AI's on you can butcher the station's power load to 47-60kw too
Phazon speedrun for it and T3 stock you salty dog Also >greentext over just doing antagonistic shit in general >Caring anyway when literally everyone steals them
Adam Gomez
a version of blink that makes the user disappear into balloons instead of smoke (for the clown wizard apprentice book)
Daily reminder a treadmill sweatshop works and will power the station Daily reminder you can do generators by yourself.
A plant turret you have to load with nettles/Dnettles/novaflowers or stinging gene plants that will fire at others.
A security "mech" that's just a poorly assembled exoskeleton from a bunch of secuirty items
Sebastian Brown
a vault with a mommi law upload console
Justin Hernandez
A fire alarm monitor for the Firefighter Ripley which lets you tell where fire alarms have been tripped, like the AI can
A 'leg actuator overload' function (like the gygax's; increases speed by a lot, damages the mech with every step) for the Firefighter Ripley which is only enabled when a fire alarm is tripped on station
Ryan Wilson
Remember when the 5 lifeweb players tried to split this general into "BYOND games general" and it lasted for exactly one thread?
Henry Cooper
>Pull the alarm in the sme room and yo ucan gofast forever
Austin Sullivan
Explain further How should it be made Which type of "radiation"
Samuel Hill
If you hop out every now and then to weld it, I guess
Nathaniel Hill
>the official discord is now literally metagaming in lifeweb can't make this shit up
>delete this post with the memory of lifewebs attempted derision in the SS13 community still in my mind >ask around >they went around asking for $$$ on every major SS13 servers forums >someone even had screenshots of them talking shit about us and saying we were idiots then after, fuckers for deleting their threads
I only know a few people who play lifeweb and aren't retards. It attracts that kind of person.
Luis Taylor
Like a reskinned full glass. Blocks SME rads when the shard is covered in every side making it safe to be near without a radsuit.