You're on a mountain road and these two absolutely trash your car

You're on a mountain road and these two absolutely trash your car.

Wat do?

I just my gearbox

Nothing, wait for their car to develop a critical problem and wave as I pass by in my reliable shitbox.

>implying that my 430KW Evo wouldn't molest that on the twisties

There are no mountains in my country.

Find a straight line.

Whip out my dagumi skills in my friend's AE85 and dust them

Wait for my turn to laugh after they break down a couple miles up the road

>people thinking that memes would work in real life

Those two would destroy you no matter what they're driving.

Applaude at them for their superior Alfa taste

Pull out an insurance policy for a newer version of what I had

Only correct answer here, plus

>I'd suck their dick to redeem myself from the damnation earned from not driving an Alfa Romeo

I wanna see them brag about it
>"We totally trashed that old Van up the mountain road, you know, the one that looked like from early 90's, he even had the 80 KM limit sign on his rear"
Yeah, no hair off my back.

Literally

>I can't drive: the post

Ask them if they could let me ride with them and admire these two talents.

Move more than once.

no one is fastar than me on the downhirru. overtake them at final consecutive corners with a smug face in my hachiroku.

This.
Except mines a 4 banger wagon with 90HP.

flip them off as i drive past them when it inevatably breaks down

...

Same with this two gentlemen except mine is 63 hp sedan kek

I dunno

Shrug and ask why they are picking on a fat guy in a 1700kg Toyota Hilux diesel

>challange them
>with 850kg car
>try to go full Dagumi
>push car to 100km/h in second gear
>Alfa Romeo fails
>win race

Ask for autographs. I can't imagine Kimi does a whole lot of autograph sessions so maybe one day they will be worth a few dollhairs.

This too.

Say what you want about the Italian reliability but at least FCA is trying to put some exciting cars out.

You're right. You have something beautiful to look at as you sat on the curb as you wait for the AAA...