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DONE EDITION

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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>I thought this was something they cracked down on

it would invalidate the sport worse than cycling did with its doping scandals

they will never, ever do any testing because so many people would get caught it would pop the esports bubble

this

winners always use drugs
winners never play fair

they use steroids and HGH in pro sports
they steal signs and tape their opponents
they dope in cycling
they use adderall in e-sports
they use hacks in cs:go
in dota they fucking steal strats with API keys

winners
always
cheat

correct, but every nootropic that isn't amphetamine or caffeine is a placebo

Please stop replying to lebanon holy shit

Reminder that Singsing is the only true good mid player.

What MMR is Lacoste?

>secret might beat DC 2-0
what is EE going to think of this?

Say it

>REDDITORS BTFO BY MR PRESIDENT
REDDITORS BTFO BY MR PRESIDENT
>REDDITORS BTFO BY MR PRESIDENT
REDDITORS BTFO BY MR PRESIDENT
>REDDITORS BTFO BY MR PRESIDENT
REDDITORS BTFO BY MR PRESIDENT

>naive shut in dotard NEETs think people EVER play fair in the real world

CANNOT make this shit up

>what is EE going to think of this?
"PLD, Midone and MP are really good players"

>his son isnt pld
you fucked up

MR PRESIDENT

>that isn't amphetamine or caffeine is a placebo
False.

but coffee (caffeine from coffee) is one of the best and most healthiest drinks you could drink, while also working as nootropic.

LMAO pepe avatar

>Ember 1st. ban.

the """"""""pros""""""" are learning

>EE tried to ruin puppey
>puppey simply says "nope"`

imagine being from a country where the most relevant dota personality retired 4 years ago and is only known from that one guy shitposting about him on d2g

Is MP our guy?

...

Australia?

MR PRESIDENT

we got rekt guys.
What if DC loses the next game?

>Silencer 2nd pick.
I don't think early Silencer picks work at all

>tfw no slav wife

>have a friend i like playing dota with
>he is already in a 5 stack and wont play with me

Worked last game

>w33 Mirana
We got a game 3, boys.

>we
m8 look at the address bar again its not reddit

secret winning is like christmas morning here

just fight one of them and win lmao

puppey needs his "carry support hero".
It will always work because he's got the most powerful race to get the kills while he stands around getting 10 int per minute

we had w33voker last time and he used refresher to reset tornado cooldown

name one nootropic that works

>have a friend i like playing dota with
>playing solo is unfun
>he isnt a loser like me that stays at home 24/7
>get to play with him maybe every third day

suffering

Silencer was always a good pick to counter enemy supports since they wont have greaves until late game, but picking it so fast as a supp its straight up retarded

he fucked up. He should have used bkb and all his spells before using refresher

join the group, hop in their discord/mumble/whatever and just coach

Did w33 redose before game 2?

lmao

>QoP
DC lost

>picking badxin
>Into silencer

>tfw friend started playing dota 2 years after me but has double the hours spent ingame than I do
>he's always playing and invites me everytime I play dota

Ana and Kpii buddy, dont' even flex in our shitposting hours

do those adderal and nootropics memers realize that better reaction means nothing in dota for 99% of time

Do you realize nootropics help you to focus and this helps in every game that goes past 40 minutes

you don't get to bring chinks

yeah true. Peruvians have those but they're still shit.

anyone whos ever taken addy and played dota knows it's like a free 2k mmr

>2014
>Could play dota with everthing maxed at 60fps
>2017
>Need to have the lowest settings to play at 60fps
>Sometimes even goes to 40fps

Valve is never going to fix the perfomance, right?.

t.barely 4k

Rev up those operating system frogs, lads and ladettes.

stop being so fucking poor, you can run dota with 120 fps with less than 500$ pc

what the fuck is my boy picking

why pick tb instead of naga?

Source?

Buy new a new PC.

If you ran DOTA 2 60fps 2 years ago you have antique PC

How many of these do you have you piece of shit

>Picking TB into Axe

I know they got a SD and shit but why do they this to themselves? Should've gone for the Naga pick

Not even joking, there's something magical about the way Misery's father aged.

because naga illusions dont have much rightclick, but with SD it's like 2 extra terrorblades that will slam your ass

TB can fight sooner

>terroblade, centaur and queen of dogshit in the same team

JUST

shrines are so fucking dumb

>le harass literally never matters

DENIED

those are completely different heroes
TB starts fucking your towers five minutes in and very competent teamfighter if he doesn't lag on farm
naga is betting that enemy doesn't take all your outer towers before radiance and starts vacuuming farm after she gets it

MIDONE IS A FUCKING GENIUS

w33 has a hard life in mid

>can't even blink dodge a slow as fuck autoattack anymore

someone renew this guys script

>Centaur is getting exp and gold
>Axe got cucked into the jugnle

Blessings upon a loyal warrior!

fuck off with your hollandaise shilling

Grab my pussy, Mr. President!

>Have to wait 80secs between posts

life sucks /pol/tard

can't we move to eight chan already

Only 9 inches?

Yes, please fuck off to reddit. Thanks.

Man, how the fuck did people offlane without shrines, iron talon or infused raindrop? Talk about miserable.

>better board software
>m-m-uh REBBIB

Jesus christ this general really is nothing but underage edgelords that think /pol/ and /int/ are the coolest shit ever isn't it

>We are never going to see kotl solo offlane again

>misery
lmfao

fuck off /pol/

Match ID 2929775803

Will I receive a fair and well thought out criticism as to how I can become a better carry?

The worst feeling is when you lost because I wasn't skillful enough to carry my team.

What has two other boards have got to do with the fact that 80-120 second post cooldowns and Google Captcha are fucking cancerous?

what

PLD died with exacly 0 gold there's not even anything to lose there

>puppey is going to build hotd on every single hero

wew

J U S T

>Be shadow demon
>Build HotD
>Grab a purge creep
>Purge off global silence

Did i just make puppey ult useless?

die less

rewatch your replay and see how you couldve prevented every death

did i trigger you drumpfkin?

back to your containment board

why not? the item is literally nu-drums

Are you confused or something, bro?

"""""Global""""" silence

>"muh non confused safe space"

yeah youre not better than SJWs you make fun of.

the creep is muted :v)

3 denies

that should tell you everything

tl;dr this patch: pulling is dead its all about range creeps, i could tell you 50 things to do but that wont even be good for you becuase you cannot improve them all at once so just do this:

every single game pull agro of your creeps to your range minue 0 and deny range creep, try to keep the equlibrium while denying range creeps, dont even worry about cs you will fuck up a lot but it doesn tmatter, the way you carry is punishing the offlaner and making it impossible for them to contest you, and you do that by controling where creeps are and denying range creeps

its better to have 50cs at minue 10 while he has 12 or something than to have 70 while he has 40 etc

>>/pol/

J U S T

alright lads just a little bit more now and you'll get to humiliate your old bully

>resolution singlehandedly carrying dc with le balanced blade