/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for egyptian goddess

How Tracer became caught in time:
>Winston created a prototype cronal accelerator
>Tracer used it in combat and took a liking to it
>after a while Tracer was finding new and incredibly innovative uses for it
>about 7 years before the fall of Overwatch she found one use in particular that she became addicted to and she used the cronal accelerator so much in such a short time span that it became integral to her physical form
>after a dinner of one of Symettra's world famous extra spicy chicken tikka masala, naan, and beef rogan josh dinners Tracer and the rest of Overwatch began to feel an uneasiness in their stomachs
>a meeting was called and it was agreed that since Zarya broke the only toilet in Watchpoint: Gibraltar again that Tracer will be their designated toilet
>every member of Overwatch took turns pissing and shitting vile streams of dark, painful capsicum-laden sludge down Tracer's excited open mouth
>she swallowed every ounce of it with a smile
>after a few hours of this she was full ready for the final payoff
>as her anus expanded and began to expel the biggest mountain of shit ever witnessed she grew excited with anticipation
>because she knew this was not over, it was only the beginning
>a pile that Mount Everest would envy began inching out gaping her anus centimeter by centimeter slowly but surely
>until finally one big push expelled the remnants of all the other team's dinners in a grand finale
>Lena spasms and moans in delight as she has the most intense rush of dopamine dumps itself in her broken mind
>she shouts "CHEERS LOVE, CALVARY'S HERE!" in a shaky submissive tone
>she immediately spams the recall button on her cronal accelerator repeating the process for what amounts to millions upon millions of years

You're five minutes late you shitter

>PLAYING THAT USED UP HAG INSTEAD OF ZENNY BOY

Will Jack Morrison's son be a playable character?

superior 76 image

>a time span that, had it gone naturally in a forward direction would've encompassed the beginning of creation itself
>it would see the creation of celestial bodies, galaxies, stars illuminating what was once a vast empty space
>a time span that to Tracer in her sinful carnation would be a blink of an eye
>primordial lifeforms evolved from mere cells to complex beings, great beasts roamed the seas, then giant reptiles roamed the lands until finally in what in the grand scale of life would be a quick succession mammals and then humans would rise
>all of this would lead up to one thing
>Lena taking a mountainous Earth shattering shit over and over for sexual gratification
>the events of Overwatch unfold but every time Tracer uses her recall ability it harkens back to that fateful night even for a few split seconds
>her anus quivers at the thought
>all she can muster is a simple "ever get that feeling of deja-vu?"
>because she does, and it is this moment she craves that feeling of deja-vu for
>this is what she lives for

DMG increase for sure but the rest might be OP unless in keeping with mechanics zen also becomes much easier to kill

Didn't he say his like are non-canon? I thought they were doing a Reaper/Ana/76 love triangle in Old Soldiers.

I fucking love that bloo.

And yet we get Gency, which no one asked for

how mad will people be once they reveal pharah to be straight too

What is Mercy favorite anime?

Ask Chu, he lives for those kinds of questions.

Except you had some stuff before with Gency. There is nothing with Soldier 76 and Reaper other than the fact Jack hates him for killing his men.

Your Name. Romance with the theme of avoiding disaster by changing fate and bringing back the one you love from death.

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ghost in the shell

Not the biggest fan of tumblr fan-art but that one right there is pretty good

Chu reposted this

Pharah will be asexual just to piss everyone off

Crap skins, woohoo.

Friendly reminder that high stats with unpopular heroes matter more than a high win rate

They look fantastic. Fuck You.

>There is nothing with Soldier 76 and Reaper other than the fact Jack hates him for killing his men.

I can't tell if this is the same guy who keeps saying this or there are honestly people who don't read anything but the wiki and think that interpretation is canon.

omg D.va confirmed

New skin soon, right?

ITT: discussion of gameplay

Just how many skins is Roadhog going to get?

>tfw we get a cute D.Va in a 한복 with bear legs and cute hair and Mei fags get same hair, same glasses, and bullshit weird metal additions to her skin along with giant fingers because they had to recolor her gloves instead of modeling new hands on top of the fact of that they won't give us any pictures of her knees down because Mei is going to be wearing obnoxiously shitty boots

>bear legs

>they had to recolor her gloves instead of modeling new hands

Please tell me this isn't true. I thought her fingers looking weird

>pick Mercy
>don't heal your Pharah
>enemy Pharah has Mercy stuck to her and dominating because of it

>HURRR DURRR WHY U NO EFFECTIVE PHARAH? Y U NO 1V6 PHARAH??!?!

>mfw a genji tries to deflect my death beam

>Any intepretation that is not put through the Tumblr lense is non-canon.

People love the characters
Besides, isn't the gameplay talks mostly bitching about the balancing?

>bear legs
kek

also I can't begin to explain how badly I want her to be barefoot

Hana is a slant eyed gook

Got any more art with pic related user? I need more.

then go for counter and take them out
or tell your team to take them out
pharah is a shit counter to pharah and if she has a mercy as well ... good luck

Absolutely pure.

I prefer the hilarious bragging about how, for example, Zarya brought the Gulag down on three D. Vas at once.

So on which maps and on which side should I be playing Junkrat?

>pick pharah
>someone else picks mercy
>mercy tries to fly behind me 24/7 to boost me
>lose all capability to hit anything

Why didn't they just give Mei a normal looking dress? it actually looks good and then they add the WWE belt and shoulder... thing. THose aren't pads so no idea what they were going for

>Any intepretation that is not put through the Tumblr lense is non-canon.

The wiki gets so much shit wrong it's criminal. That's why you never ever trust wikis you dumb fuck. Don't try to defend autism.

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She will stay pure until Mccree charms her metal thong off.

OWG posters tier
God tier
Loreposters, funposters
Good tier
Gameplay discussion posters; cute girls posters
Shit tier
Balance whiners
Worse-than-a-leaf tier
ReaperXsoldier fag

>Reinhardt is one of my many mains
>This skin reminds me of Power Rangers Blue Ninja Zord

My childhood self needs it!

I want to fuck You

>ReaperXsoldier fag

Except I'm always lore posting when not shit posting. Which is it user? Do you hate me or love me? Or both?

So it's a complicated friendship.

Aw, I like NovemberAnon. Even if they can be pushy, I think their ideas are still good!

>God tier
Gameplay discussion
>Mid tier
Balance discussion
Whining about losing
>Low tier
Lorefags
>"Just shitting the thread up" tier
Shippers and pornposters

Chu is literally saying that Reaper and Widow are not her genuine friends. She has allies and enemies. Two buckets; two divisions. There is no in between and not much difference between the two.

>tfw no egyptain goddess gf that also happens to be a total dork

if you're asking then you're not at a rank that it matterz

Because there's already a dress and if they don't give a masculine skin as well as an effeminate one tumblr will have a shit fit.

Look into your heart. You know it to be true.

we had a 76 and he was constantly dying to pharah

fucking idiots

no its more like "friends" is synonymous with "allies" not that she goes shopping with them

We hate Reaper x Soldier fags because no matter how we try to show you evidence to the contrary you call everybody other than yourselves deluded. I don't mind you guys talking about your own shit but don't attack people who post art that you don't like.

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please give yourself a name or tripcode

What's the most SR you've lost in a day before? I lost 250 today and I'm fucking pissed.

Don't ever keep playing and playing and playing when you're angry... Makes me play so bad.

muh tumblerar boogeyman

Low tier opinion

Asking because I end up paired up with in solo q won't shut up about how I should switch even when we already have 2 tanks and 2 healers.

>Gulag
Is.... is it time to start a Hana folder?

What about the memeposters?

Only about 50 or 60. I always stop if I lose two in a row to make sure I don't tank in just one day.

>shit stomp the first round and 3-0 the enemy team with a pocket mercy
>second round starts
>someone hijacks my soldier pick
>entire team agrees that it's okay
???

Also can I ask why the same niggers who insist it's 'just a game' and to not take things seriously are usually the first people to ask you to get into voice chat? Okay. I'm in voice chat now. Are any of you going to make ANY calls or say anything?

"Mei switch"

uh huh.

>pick Pharah
>someone goes Mercy and follows me
>feel like I'm being judged every time I miss a shot
>mfw someone on the enemy team switches to Pharah

Moar and/or sauce now

Thanks user.

This is going to be a long post. I apologize before hand.

I'm a grand master player who usually plays in 6 stacks so this might be different for you solo querers but just making a statement. I hear a lot of people talking about the triple tank meta and stuff. Why do you even care? I play in a 6 stack a lot of the time with friends and every single game we play dive comp. Every time. Fuck the meta. We do just fine almost completely ignoring the slow poke at the choke boring bullshit. We run/jump in there, push your shit in, take the god damn point, and rush the 2nd before you even realize you lost the first point. We over run slow ass triple tanks all the time. But yeah i'm not going to lie if we play against an exceptionally good or flexible team who is willing to change off top tier meta we don't always win. But the good thing is since everyone is all about this triple tank meta they don't know what the fuck to do against a good dive comp. They don't see it enough and easily get overwhelmed.

We don't run Ana nor do we use Roadhog, the 2 most meta picks currently. We go zen and lucio for healers instead of Ana. 2 DPS are Tracer and Genji (except one guy who I occasionally play with who's a monster Pharah and fucking rekts). 2 tanks are Zarya and D.Va or Winston. 2-2-2. No triple tank. No quad tank. This is our setup and we do just fine in case anyone wants to try it. The difference is the tank meta is more of a pointed assault head on like a spear head steadily moving forward. Yeah fuck that. We're like a god damn swarm of hornets hitting you from every angle running in and out. This is why it works. You can't focus us down really. We're swarming you from every direction since reinhardt can only shield in front of him that leaves behind, left, right, and even above if we have that pharah player.

>winston/d.va initiates
>zarya bubbles them
>genji and tracer come in from some other angle
>they get confused
>split
>start chasing us

They belong to funposter caste

It's not a boogeyman if blizzard has adapted in the past for them. You remember the Tracer victory pose, right?

You mean you haven't already?

I can only hope. I want a Gymnastics skin based on her Summer 2016 event sprays.

Pseudonym3D

i'd never play if I stopped after losing 2 lol

These are fucking grand master level players and they simply don't know how to deal with this. They're not used to it because literally everyone is running slow tanks. But listen. The reason why this works is because we're all over the place and don't get me wrong this is NOT easy to do at all. We've just been doing it for so long that we got really good at it. I'm not saying just go into a game, pick these heroes, and this will happen because it won't. You need to practice this strategy. The funniest part is when the enemy team tries to mirror us but just fail completely because they don't know how to play it properly. Everyone on my team is good with their hero and we simply swarm them and dismantle the enemy team.

I'm realizing that this is starting to sound like i'm shit talking triple or quad tanks so let me back up a bit. It's great at the pro level but the fact is 99% of the players in this game aren't pros. It's the best way to play the game WHEN PLAYED PROPERLY. Then it gets passed down the ranks to those who simply aren't as good running it. This is why our playstyle works. I highly doubt if we played against pros we'd be effective. They'd completely wreck us.

"Just shitting the thread up" tier opinion.

That's good then :3

>You will never rape D.Va, kill her with your bare hands, rape her again and dump the corpse in a swamp

An organized dive comp will dismantle an organized triple tank most of the time. That's why solo or duo que is better off going dive most of the time. It's extremely hard to organize triple tank correctly but with dive comp you can divide and conquer. Triple tank is more team involved and relies on all the other players on your team a lot more. Dive comp really has 2 requirements pretty much. 1. Dive in at the same time as the rest of your team. 2. Kill the same target. When playing in triple tank it requires your rein to be standing in the right place not taking damage from the sides. Your Hog needs to be able to get the hooks and right picks. Requires your solder to be in the right place and put out enough damage because he's the only one really dealing damage. Requires your d.va to dive the right target at the right time. It requires your Ana to hit some nice sleep darts and nade at the right times. Even if 1 of these people fuck up it completely stops your ability to do what you want to do. I'm not saying Dive comp is easier either it definitely requires a different set of skills and maybe even more understanding of the game in a way.

So why am I posting this? Just a suggestion. Try to organize a dive comp but only if you have players who can actually play the heroes. Don't play a hero you don't really know just because you want to play dive comp. If you're good with dive comp heroes and your teamates are and you want to try it out I urge you to do it. You might be pleasantly surprised. It works more times than you'd think. Just my 2 cents. Good luck in your comp games.

>>You will never rape D.Va, kill her with your bare hands, rape her again and dump the corpse in a swamp

Fareeha

>You will never kill waifuposters and piss on their corpse

feels bad man