Thoughts on F8 of the Furious?

I live my life 20,000 leagues at a time.

shiiid

im actually go see it at the normie theater

kicking myself i missed 1-4 at the flicks

Did the busta come back?

Yes, I would admonish you for missing 1-3, as I did (though I saw the anniversary theater release of 1), but I don't know why anyone would miss seeing 4.

i rewatch ff-td all the time on a big screen with a big sound system.

Argh gonna watch them again fug

>having nice things

j-jelly, user ...

not enough bald guys with muscles.

Work harder. I believe in you. :*

>Thoughts on F8 of the Furious?
Tokyo Drift was the last of the car racing movies.

Will this become another james bond (only with a little more car action) franchise?

>Thoughts on F8 of the Furious?
I want to see Riddick appear in F9 onwards.

I've been kind of wondering how they'll portmanteau the numbers "nine" and "ten" into the titles.

Final/F9al Furious? Fighting/Fi10 Furious?

They aren't good movies, but they're fun movies.

Which is all that's ever mattered.

Honestly every time I rewatch the first one it gets better with age. Timelessly frozen in 2001.

I was gonna say not enough old muscly bald men.
I didn't watch the video either

Who else is bald and muscle-bound we could include? Hulk Hogan?

Fast and furious: chicken 10dees

EJECTO SEAT CUZ

>trailer for fast & furious
>doesn't include a phrase like "one last ride" or "final job" or something else implying this would be the last film
this is gonna be the last one, isn't it?

i'm not a racist but...
are there any white people in this movie

'member when they were driving riced out Civic?

Good times. Better times. Still hoping Trump makes car culture great again.

The only white character that was worth it crashed & burned.

1 was amazing, the best in the series
2 was enjoyable fuck the haters
3 was also enjoyable, a bit ricey but whatever
4 went back to its root, one of the best
5 tried something new and it worked, but more cars and races would have been nice
6 trash
7 trash
8 looks like trash

>4
>good
>3
>only enjoyable
>5
>worked

I mean, apart from that, you're right

1. great
2-10. somewhat fun, dumb action movie

Uh, no. 2 and 3 were still car-centric.

Last and Furious

1 was fun
2 was okay I guess
3 was funny
4 was meh but I got each time I watched it 'cause it was the only movie this chick had on her laptop, so that made it more enjoyable
5 was shit
6 never watched
7 never watched
8 will never watch

3 was a perfectly decent car movie. From Tokyo Drift onwards, it's been shit made for bros and normies. A homo-erotic romantic comedy with tons of explosions and "Bruh, FAMILY" sprinkled on it to jerk normie tears.

7 was absolute trash and 8 will be just as bad. I cannot believed my sexy and beloved Impetator Furiosa agreed to appear in it.

>all these people dissing Feels 7

Say whatever you want about the rest of the movie, but those last 10 minutes hit.

>dip shit dies in a car wreck
>we're supposed to mourn a bad actor and pretend we gave a shit about his terrible b-list movie career.

ive watched every single one, and while they are pretty much retarded AF they entertain me with retarded ass action while im stoned so i keep watching

well no one is going to mourn you when you wrap your shitbox around a pole so GUD JOB

The only people who actually cried about that shit are spikey-haired douche-bros who unironically care about this kind of shit.

>nobody will mourn me when I break the law and recklessly endanger lives
The way it should be faggot, stop praising this literal retard.

pretty sure you dont have to break the law to suck so bad at driving you kill yourself m8

I don't think spiky haired douches exist anymore. They're all replaced by flatbrims. At any rate, I've seen plenty of people impacted from a variety of backgrounds, so, sorry about your generalizations.

He wasn't the one driving. How does Veeky Forums of all places not know this?

I want Jason Statham to beat the fuck out of The Rock but we all know that's not going to happen because movie standards.

Exactly my thoughts.

Rush gave me the feels. Speed Racer gave me the feels. Mad Max: Fury Road gave me the feels.

Fast 7 is just cheesy bromance tearjerking bullshit for plebs.

>Speed Racer gave you feels

Uh ...

>Speed Racer
Wait, like, the movie?

>Speed Racer gave me the feels
My nigger.

If it's the movie, which it almost certainly is, that shit was ass.

You probably like FnF movies past Tokyo Drift, so your opinion on movies doesn't mean shit teebeeaych.

I actually haven't seen anything past Tokyo Drift, so. Your opinion on my opinion doesn't mean shit teebeeaych.

>boy loves cars and a qt3.14 since kid
>family loses a racer son and faces the dilemma between allowing your child to follow his dream even if it means being kill
>guy puts his life on the line to support family business
>guy faces the corrupt reality of motorsports and is told his life is a lie
>fuck it and drive like hell anyways
>lots of colour and noise and fun in a trippy way that pleases your inner five year old.

Mi patrician taste negro.

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet

1 was shit
2 was shit
3 was shit
4 was shit
5 was shit
6 was shit
7 was shit
and guess what? 8 will be shit syrup on top of a turd sundae/

Real car enthusiast never liked the ricer bull shit faggoty ass cars.

1-3 were bad in a funny way

4-7 were just bad in a typical shitty hollywood movie kind of way.

After they started getting huge budgets, they started trying to be like normal action movies, which took away all the fun ricer action parts that made the series entertaining

>Real car enthusiast never liked the ricer bull shit faggoty ass cars.

Glad you speak for everyone here. I know you're trying to be a sophisticated, enlightened elitist, but there are those of us that recognize the factual flaws of the earlier movies, yet, gasp, still enjoy them.

No one that says "faggoty ass" unironically should ever be taken seriously. Did you learn how to swear from your 12 year old nephew?

Shit

(You)

shit you

yes

hey why the fuck not

they're already shifting manual trannies with like 16 fuckin gears you might as well add the hulk into the mix

>after they get huge budgets
it becomes only a heist movie with car porn
they got rid of all the joke characters and car memes

First and 2fast2furious are the only ones i liked, stopped after FAST AND FURIOUS (4th i think)

2Fast was beast.

also little details like this are no longer in moves ?

i'll take my cutter back

any of you seen this ?
I picked it up for 1$ at the bargain bin
its alright

>Been seeing them in theaters since first one.
>Friends and I get our cars cleaned up the day of midnight showing.
>Park early, have a good time walking around impromptu meet that always happens at opening night of an FF film.
>Watch cheesy action film.
>Enjoy being with my lifelong friends in our old Hondas.
>Roll out together for a long drive, maybe hit Sonic or Steak and Shake and talk about cars all night long.

I'll never get tired of seeing these terrible action movies and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>I'll never get tired of seeing these terrible action movies and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
this is why movies are shit nowadays

good all white males should follow suit.

youtube.com/watch?v=JHrs2TkA6eo
there were only two of them in the entire thing

go fetch my car

dude I almost had you

make your own goddamn popcorn!

I like the tuna here

beto, pasa la feria

that sounds comfy as fuck

Stupid mindless entertainment with some nice cars

I plan to watch it with my friends and a few beers. Sometimes it is nice to watch a mindless film that doesn't take itself seriously at all. It is a bit of fun, don't see why people are getting so autistic over it

Because taking something seriously that doesn't even take itself seriously is an elevated level of stupidity.

I agree with you, it is nice. But hearing people go "hurr, how dare you like fst && furios, wht r u a pleb its so bad," like, no shit, dawg, you think I can't see that? Let me enjoy my fucking shit, man.

My thoughts are when will the nightmare end. They are shit movies that simple minded man children watch. Tokyo drift is the only one I thought was ok.

As someone who has never seen any of the FF except for Tokyo Drift, can I go watch F8 and still "enjoy" it or will I not understand what's going on?

what are they going to do for the title of F&F9? you can't really make any edgy slogos out of fnine

really made me think

you can have any beer, as long as it's a Corona

>when will the nightmare end?

>Vin says he wants one last ride... err trilogy following Paul's death. 8,9,10

TOKYO DRIFT IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST FAST AND FURIOUS MOVIE WITH THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, AND 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS COMING 2ND AND 3RD BEST.

FUCKING NORMIES AND THEIR OBSESSION WITH EXPLOSIONS RUINED THE FRANCHISE.

The Fast Nine

FFIX

>we're gonna need a bigger V8

9 Fast 18 Me