I did not have gene relations with those permabrigged assistants Edition
Last time on /ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station: >YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN? WELL I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU >I TOLD YOU, WE'RE AN ANARCHO-CAPITALIST COMMUNE, EVERYBODY DOES WHATEVER THE HELL THEY THINK IS BEST >HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED >NOW WE SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM
It sounds like you need basic atmos training before you try flooding anything.
Gavin Walker
To the guy protecting the HoS in last round. Thanks, you're neat.
Jack James
No. Learn the job first, Yes AI's have the capability which atmos usually "accidentally" removes as part of their vaguely defined "autism project" which is actually just fuck you AI
Don't because it's really shit. It does nothing to the powergamers who are already suited up. you often kill a ton of retards too dumb to roundstart powergame, and then you eat shit and die and everyone evacs anyway for more valids/antag rolls. Go after people who can fight back you chickenshit scrub.
Adrian Edwards
>Not piping the TEG burn chamber to the distro Its funnier desu
Jaxson Rogers
i got worried when i didn't see you on the round-end report and thought i'd made a bad call
Joseph Ortiz
>when someone calls a gauze a "bruise pack" don'tcha just wanna beat their tiny TG brain in then and there
Camden Butler
It's cult
Oliver Cooper
thanks dad
Connor Nelson
Post comfy
Daniel Turner
OK, you first
Nathaniel Bennett
det's are generall taken by retarded newfags who go WOW I WANNA BE SO HARD-BOILED AND GRITTY MOMMY!!!
This, I've never had a problem with getting bwoinked mid-rampage and just responding with later.
>Didn't move the exofabs to sec and straight kill people after setting the 'cons to Securimov Damn right, you are a shitshow
Basically one-charge packs. Since nutriment heals brute too and you heal naturally if you aren't starving they're both only really important for stopping bleeds
Captain attracts a lot of newfags who want the power but don't have the experience and resolve to wield it.
Enemy of the corporation multiple armed and dangerous yadda yadda
Once someone hears the lightning once you're stun on sight and 99.9% of shitgineers don't chance outfits.
Logs still have who was antag if you wanted to cross-ref your shitlist to who was being nonantag
There's uploads elsewhere, literally anyone can make them, and even lasering your upload just means they need 2 glass sheets to fix it.
Asher Robinson
Autism
Brody Morales
Where were you when the Trojan Birb struck?
Blake Peterson
>have to step on plants to get to places >doggo has nowhere to sit >jukebox is stuck in a wall somehow >no exit >seat is withing spitting range of the deep frier not comfy/10
Jacob Howard
I dig the wall jukebox.
Jason Garcia
Its Neo-Ghetto comfy, you wouldn't understand Also dog has a bed of ambrosia, duh
Nolan Moore
CONNECTION FAILED SERB DEAD?
Brody Rivera
How did that shit delaminate
Carson Gomez
>waaaaah stop robusting my faggot ass waaah git gud
Blake Flores
Hello newfriend! Welcome to SS13.
Daniel Bailey
>caring about greentext when personal fun is the aim of the game
Landon Roberts
I fucking knew it!
Chase Hernandez
Kinda fun to see your own hijincks validated.
Eli Thomas
How much milk is good to cure fractures? I wanted to test out my internal bleeding + bone fracture pill but didn't have the time to.
William Rivera
Look at the code.
Ethan Mitchell
>All of Security Doesnt Carry Tracking Beacons >They dont have the HOP move the Teleporter to Sec round start >They Don't have an emergency response team sitting in front of the portal waiting to respond to calls for backup
You don't even have to mess with cords like the telepad. Just change the dest, and run threw.
Colton Foster
I dunno, every time i bomb as a ling everyone gets pissy with me eventually it wore me down so i decided to just turn ling off
Camden Rodriguez
>tfw pioneered fake trader ops
Nathan Powell
Played as Clown last round. >Slipped sec >Put power sink on solars >Station delaminates >Throw 2 syndie bombs inside sec >Kill all of sec, HoP and the vox mime >Welderbomb escape >Stun myself by accident >Fist fight on the shuttle >Get lasered by another traitor Objective #2: Minimise casualties. Success!
Blake King
This is barely info.
Jason Clark
Remember when Celt believed he was an internet psychologist and banned people for being "mentally unstable" and didn't get deadminned?
Joshua Bennett
You stop giving a fuck about whiny babies after a couple years, give or take.
Ah, so it was you. Man, you could've just asked for all access.
Levi Jenkins
>try to setup sme >not too familiar with it yet >hey look it's random person >'can I help' >no >just blows me up 4noraisin >not even their objective
Angel Gomez
Remember how the same person ended up self requesting over a year ban shortly afterwards due to lack of self control really makes the mind wander
Brody Baker
I wanne hug Avada.
Camden Cooper
Even spaced all the bodies in sec AND the mimes head. I went full shitter.
David Foster
They can just make a forum post and be unbanned instantly.
John Robinson
What is the difference between a thunderdome and ragecage? Size? Equipment?
Charles Hernandez
Ragecage is a clandestine operation built by greyshirts who want to see a good fight, usually fight fights. Thunderdome is an actual sport, not always humans vs humans, many enemies can be defeated. Guns, armor and teamwork are usually there.
Liam King
Rage Cage is built in the bar by bored engineers and MoMMIs. Fist fights take place in it. Thunderdome is an admin event that happens in the Centcomm Arena and involves guns, energy axes and whatever else the admins spawn.
Dominic Thomas
Bad self control is not the same as being mentally unstable imo.
Jaxson Turner
this tbqhfam Greentext is for tryhards who have no life and no creativity.
Jeremiah Long
fuck your cunt you shit eating cocksucker man eat a dong fucking mass ending shitfuck eat penis in your fuckface and shitout abortion of fuck and do shit in your ass you cock fuck shit monkey ass wanker from the depths of shit.
Samuel Hall
It doesn't cure fractures and I wish Nuke killed himself for starting this meme. go ahead and drink 600+u of milk. It wont cure it and there's nothing in the code saying it will cure it. It's pure shitposting.
Jaxon Garcia
>Officers forget to change your criminal status
Anthony Garcia
Remove antag clown clumsy.
Ryder Jenkins
I think you can kill 7 people and still be good.
Samuel Carter
Don't be a clown if you don't want to be a clown?
Julian Barnes
>breach >silicons always instantly on point, sealed the breach and are fabricating an addition to the station as soon as I get there >atmos shenanigans >either the silicons already refilled the room or the AI did >plasma flood >instant shuttle call so theres no time or reason to try and fix it Literally what is the point of being an atmos tech
Robert Young
To learn the job so you can take CE and recall spam and collect valids on mutinous scum overriding your authority
Jackson Wilson
It's a fluff job. The point is autism.
Ryder Murphy
There is no point to atmos tech being a job. Distro is bad game design. Imagine how much more fun people would have if the air pumps, air tanks, oxygen canisters etc. littered around Maint had a fucking use at all.
Jack Williams
Oh wow, 1/4th to 1/8th of a single room depending on how often people are venting it, how fucking useful. kid, shut the fuck up if you don't actually know engineering. We've been ther and done that in the pre-gas miner days and it was shit.
Levi White
That's exactly why I implied they DON'T have a fucking use as-is you cock
Justin Reyes
this, the only reason I dont play CE is because Im a floundering retard when it comes to atmos
Jayden Morgan
Agreed. We should also jobban security antagonists who don't follow space law.
Oliver Johnson
Is there anything this couldn't heal? 5u rezadone 5u mednanobots 5u peridaxon 10u inaprov
Cameron Rivera
Decapitation
Noah Thompson
Yeah, getting stunned and then hadcuffed. >inaprov This is bait, right
Adrian Lopez
better idea, security staff have implants that explode their heads if they break space law.
Jackson Morales
Perfect. Don't be a security officer if you don't want to be a security officer.
Grayson Adams
>Ugg turn teal pumps to 4500 >Ugg turn oxygen, nitrogen, and mixed air tank control consoles to 200 L/s input and 5066 kpa output >Ugg turn off purple snowflake valve if going into blue/teal pipe >Ugg empty distro of purple snowflek >Ugg fix hole long time >Ugg replace missing pipe >Ugg know make air alarm and APC There you go.
Doesn't fix internal bleeding does it? It also doesn't change that if you're stunned you're done with that setup.
Kevin Miller
Mednanos cure internal bleeding to the chest.
Andrew Perry
Rezadone heals declone pretty poor actually. It would heal some, but if someone came in from xenobio, they are not going to be standing any time soon.
Gabriel Ross
Last I remember, it's like 40 or 50 declone over the course of 90 seconds with 7 rez. And the notable thing about xenobio patients tends to be internal bleeding and 40% blood volume.
Logan Davis
...
Carson Phillips
mime with gloves should be valid on sight
Anthony Parker
bretty good
Jayden Ortiz
Just die them white with your crayon
Mason Wilson
The subtle fucking glubs.
Christopher Long
Did you guys hear that hippie station is shutting down in the 11th? Is it true?
Leo Peterson
I sincerely hope not, the cancer should stay contained.
Carson Myers
Oh fucking lord please tell me that's not true. The last thing we need is yet another influx of no-RP deathmatching shitwipes.
Xavier Perez
Just do stuff in atmos using oxygen
Pumps pump from the back, towards the side with the red line If you're having trouble visualizing shit, pipes are garden hoses, pumps/valves/scrubbers are the faucet, vents are the nozzle.
Volume pumps will pump the target to ~9000kpa and are "faster" than gas pumps Gas pumps will pump up to 4500 kpa You can use digital valves to bypass the speed bottleneck and just have the air tank scrubbing air directly into distro while stil lbeing able to shut it off in case of contamination Think of them as switches, you always need something as a switch between you're source and what you're doing so you don't do shit like pipe the plasma pipe into the oxygen pipe feeding the airmixer Canisters will fill a tank only up to their current pressure. So a 500 kpa oxygen cansiter will only fill a tank up to 500 kpa. A portapump will fill as long as it has gas. So when working with small quantities or very cold gas use a portapump You can basically chill to -266C If you want to use air injectors/gas sensors, multitool them. Match the frequency of a large tank control console and put the device's tag into the console to get it to work. If you hate pipe conflicts, you can use a layer adapter or layer manifold to get off default and go anywhere easy. If there's a lot of damage, you can just glass pane instead of walls to quickly seal an area faster. You can remove plating with either a RCD, mech rcd, borg rcd, heavy explosives, or a ripley drill Hand to turn off/on and wrench to unsecure a gas miner. there's oxygen gas miners at mining, mining substation, research outpost, derelict so never give up If eng isn't doing shit/blew up/eaten, you can always make an AME in cargo to power shit. A goen eng is literally fucking nothing. Glass off the halls, weld the doors and forget about it.
Brandon Jones
Yo Probe, you here? Could you add a rapid service fabricator and some matter cartridges to the Librarian's office? It'd be cool to be able to make pens and decks of cards and shit, maybe candles for atmosphere too.
Josiah Moore
Bags of holding now only reduce the singulo's energy so you need to throw/slingshot 5-8 bags of holding into it. They cannot be in a closed container when eaten so it's partly luck of opening in it the path of its grav pull. Use fucking jetpacks with stabilization on Drop an igniter-signaller assembly on the floor and weld it to make an igniter ala the burn chamber/incinerator Make a signaller attachable, drop it, and hit it with a rod to make a lever You can use conveyors and airtight plastic flaps to zip in/out of a burn zone or other gas hazard The orientation of one-directional glass is important. Glass and reinforced glass will break to sufficient heat or pressure on their tile. But if it's not on the same tile, like you'll see at the teg burn chamber, even a regular glass window can hold back temps and pressures bigger than the sun Past like, I dunno, 300 kpa or something you can only unwrench a pipe with a socket wrench from your atmos locker Buy a med crate from cargo and pack your flare gun and flare shells to shoot and bruise pack carp wounds. welders and your rpd are also good weapons to kill carp. emergency crate for medbots doesn't hurt either. Stay on top of boxing food and staying fed. Atmos+mags is heavy slowdown to a crawl when hungry.Hack vendors for free food. Or get a pill bottle of 13-14u hyperzine. OD's at 15u. You can hack autolathes for rcd's and matter chips. There's boxes in the eng foyer to hold 7 chips. It's common courtesy to buy your own metal and glass for high cost items. Firesuits are good to something like 300kpa, 800C, rigsuits are good to like 5000C, atmos suits good to 30,000+kpa and higher temp than you can get without teleporters/portals and an rwall sequential burn chamber SME shards emit radiation. They will also cause hallucinations so wear your mesons Singulo can stun people not wearing mesons. Keep your mesons on and magboots engaged while around one.
Andrew Brown
>Bags of holding now only reduce the singulo's energy so you need to throw/slingshot 5-8 bags of holding into it who the fuck designed this
Mason Morales
READY THE BUNKER
Jack Scott
Just an incomplete to-do list Disassemble the vacant office APC, air alarm then rebuild them so you know how. Learn how to hack doors so >needing access Fill your soldering iron with sulfuric acid and make an air alarm circuit by hitting a glass sheet with it then the blank circuit Vent a fuel can from the engivend, use it to switch partitions and get it fileld with 50 sacid. Replace the scrubbers to waste vol pump bottleneck with a digivalve or layermanifold 4 vol pumps with a digivalve Empty 10 plasma tanks and 10 oxygen tanks into a portable air pump by setting target pressure to 1013kpa and in, This means the portapump is taking from the environment, if there isn't a tank in it, until the portapump is at 1013kpa. Turn the pump off AND SEE IT ACTUALLY BE OFF, before ejecting Fill 10 oxygen tanks from that portapump by setting it to out and 1013 kpa. This means the pump is pushing its gas into the environment (if there isn't a tank in it) until the environment/tank is at 1013 kpa. Fill a canister to 9000kpa with oxygen, nitrogen, N2O, CO2, or plasma Replace the default air to distro setup so it's faster Either use inflatable doors to get into a severe breach/hot/cold room or use rglass to make a 1x2/2x2 windoor and glass "airlock" or just glass pen to get in and work without assblasting the whole place Turn of the distro to brig gas pump above fitness in that little maint room to like 800 kpa or what the fuck ever Tap waste so you can pump canisters or pumps into it. If you're lazy, just put a pump at the eng primary hallway tap. Setup a 66 oxygen, 34 plasma fuel mixer complete with pumps to fill canisters. Node 1 is the one in line with the output. Node 2 is the one on the side
Anthony Jenkins
Doesn't tator clown already have clumsy removed?
Benjamin Mitchell
Thankfully not anymore.
Cooper Mitchell
Weld and tape the doors to atmos. Spray a bunch of welder fuel with your extinguisher then move the fuel tank into space. Light the fuel with your welder then put patches out with your extinguisher and cool with either air conditioners or your foam extinguisher until it's 20C (=/- 10C) Open up the N2O canisters to flood atmos then configure air alarms to scrub it and turn on the portable air scrubbers. Pump 4500 kpa of 66 oxygen, 34 plasma fuel mix into a portable air pump then use the freezer to cool it to 145k Using the freezer, chill a can of plasma to 73.15k Scrub and fill 6/16 plasma tanks with cool/cold plasma to get more yield out of the radiation collectors Using the heater, heat 1200kpa of plasma to 374k Build a burn chamber in atmos so you know how. Add a teleport beacon cause no sense of right or wrong Using separate plasma and oxygen line, construct 3 burn chambers where the plasma and oxygen pumps into the burn chamber, scrubbers are connected to heat exchangers that heat the fuel pipes to heat them up to the burn chambers current heat while being dumped into space to avoid dropping temps. then repeat for the next 2-5 burn chambers until you get a plasma tank of 1 million celcius plasma. Using tank controls and an air alarm monitor the flow rates and composition adjusting active co2 scrub to keep a low pressure clean chamber with a little high temperature plasma soaking up the energy. Replace the waste passive vent with a layer manifold of 5 passive vents Replace the waste line with a layer manifold of 5 H/E pipes with passive vents layered all over them to rapidly chill and vent anything clogging up waste Replace the distro to waste pump with a digivalve to immediately dump distro into space Begin to not overpressurize distro so much so contamination isn't an issue
Ryder Cooper
A c*der was killed by a clown antagonist so he nerfed them
Noah Smith
Neat, this is exactly what I needed
Gavin Green
Construct an additional airmixer outputting through 5 vents via a layer manifold with 15 layer manifold scrubbers on top of the same tile from different directions. Glass the tile off then connect the scrubbers layer manifolds and put a canister(s) on it. On the air alarm turn on the vents, disable external pressure checks so it just pumps, and turn on the scrubbers and set to scrub only oxygen and nitrogen to superpressurize the canister. Pump N2, O2, air, CO2, plasma, and N2O into a 1x1 regular glass window pen with 20 vents that you can smash in 1-2 rpd hits if people tries to off you Construct a chiller in space with H/E pipes or thermal plates to chill plasma to -266C Construct a chiller in space with H/E pipes and thermal plates to chill airmix to -266C, pump it into a small of a pipe network+holding canister as you can pipe, then use valved layer manifold heat exchangers and a burn chamber to heat it to ~20C up to ~1,547 tiles of "air" in a single canister. Construct a chiller in space with H/E pipes and thermal plates to chill burnmix to -266C, put it into 21 tanks, attach 21 igniter-signaller assemblies to them, and load them into 3 backpacks you pull around in a locker Construct a chiller in space with H/E pipes and thermal plates to chill N2O to -266C, put it into 7 tanks, attach 7 igniter-signaller assemblies to them, and load them into 1 backpacks you pull around in a locker with your spare toolboxes of minerals, wires, circuits, fuel and other bits and bobs Buy some monkey cubes and med crates from cargo and spend an evening experimenting with the flamethrower using the monkeys as test subjects
David Edwards
Pump most of the secure storage plasma into the teg cold loop after replacing the pump with a vol pump, flip the pump, then pump it out into a portapump once it stops cooling (from insufficient cooling to chill the current pipe's specific heat further) Go get a spare O2 gas miner, rework the medbay pipenet to be isolated, and use the patient room to setup an O2 pen to ensure that medbay is always a dept of pressure Follow the wiki guide to setting up the teg Build a fuelmixer in atmos then use a layer manifold/adapter to effortlessly pipe it through engineering to the teg.
Smart people go hand so RIP
It got split so you'd have to fine the history another way
+author: Deity Link +delete-after: true +changes: + - bugfix: Singularities no longer try to pull lighting_overlays, and turfs no longer count toward the 100-items-pull-per-tick cap. AKA Fixed the "large singularities don't pull anything" bug. + - tweak: Sending bags of holding into singularities now creates EMPs instead of explosions. On top of that, it removes two thirds of the singularity's energy. If the Singularity is stage two or less (under 500 energy left) it will delete the singularity instead. In other words, Bags of Holding can now reliably destroy singularities, without blowing yourself up at the same time. + - tweak: Explosions themselves still affect singularities like they used to (increase their energy, with a small chance of deleting them instead)
Jackson White
Not even close, I think the difference is 10 damage
Josiah Perry
Wait, you can bomb a singularity into destruction?
James Diaz
Has anyone tried telebombing the sing to death?
Robert Ward
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