/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

are you dumb

its real
trust me im valve

dont watch it embedded jiggers, go to the timestamp

why not

wow it's valve

twitch.tv esportsarena

post proofs

>all these publord shitters wanting to make afterburn worse than it already is
Why does valve listen to suggestions from the "casual" audience again?

seems to make more sense than b4nny

but why would you care

because the crit-a-cola is an asshole weapon

>Listening to some of the comp mode voice responses

Jesus christ. Some of the voice actors did not age well. Heavy and Demo barely sound like themselves.

Pretty much all of the "comp" voice responses are bad, especially the shit like "who's roamer"

Soldier has throat cancer.
Engineer dude is out of the va business if I remember correctly.
Demo and Heavy are voiced by old man whosevoice is bound to change over ten years.

i thought they were all fine except the ones that break the fourth wall.

Dude, it's been ten years. Ten years of voice acting does not lend to the health of the vocal chords

I think this team needs five more snipers - long shot man

Scout, spy and sniper still sound good.

>AIRBLAST DASHES:
Airblasting while airborne will perform an 'Airblast Dash'. This can only be performed once per jump, reset when the Pyro touches the world again.
This knockback is roughly as powerful as the FaN knockback. The Airblast Dash maintains your horizontal (x,z) momentum and propels you upwards, so it can't be used to gain very much speed, but it will let the Pyro reach higher ground with ease.

This need to be fake.

We finally have the air blast double jump.

Of course it's fake you retard they were making a joke.

Pyro definitely needs mobility though, if they implement air blast jumps like they were in that video though that'd be swell

Reckon they intended for all the comp responses to play in casual? It's weird hearing them talk about scrims in a pub.

Also Engie has the best lines.

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3?t=20160710094610

I don't think they even bothered to separate them at all, going off of when mym released they might as well have been the same thing.

Yea, a lot of engi's lines are ok.

what the fuck is this music

>believe me, if I started murdering people, there'd be none of ya left

what's next, naruto vs. sasuke AMV?

Don't know the va's for spy and sniper, but Nathan's in his 30s[citation needed], he's still really young

How long will the stream go on?

new thread new raffles

I mean, he's got a point

what the hell is that hat

>Starkie drops the med
>As spy
>In a LAN comp match
He does not give A SINGLE fuck
tf2r.com/k6cn1yv.html

remember when you picked up dropped weps for ammo

Hey guy, now that Overwatch isn't popular anymore, will you guys accept me into tf2 again?

>Se7eN sniper finally drops the med after 15 minutes of 0-0, a full 100% advantage

>do nothing but stay in mid for 5 minutes

y tho

EU GIMMICKS

He's usually pretty obnoxious but the tweet about "I actually want to make a tf2 video but all of the entitled fans are being mean" was prime retard.

At least the game is very slowly getting better.

Why did b4nny stop playing demo again? he was known as the best years ago, did he lose his aim?

the good ole days

clips dot twitch dot tv/esportsarena/ExcitedDolphinNoNoSpot

>Excited Dolphin
>NoNoSpot

UMMM

more like uncle dab

oh fug I didnt notice that

>JT takes the first match
>Go make a sandwich
>Get back and froyo won two rounds
That was fast

Let's make a class tier list:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfZNOKRP_lhXMwu7Qs64madyadt38fvI7G9-x8A5_YduR-Zig/viewform

basing this image off a 20 person team is the biggest mistake

who the fuck made this

...

this is also bad

GAMOMAN - bullet sponge

Is froyo sandbagging like crazy or are they simply too good?

He is extremely unintelligent.

He's Australian, there's no need to be redundant.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfZNOKRP_lhXMwu7Qs64madyadt38fvI7G9-x8A5_YduR-Zig/viewform

Stop it

>pastebin.com/BQeBaTii
>DEGREASER:
>Airblasting enemies inflicts Level 1 Afterburn
i hope this is fucking real, it would make the axtinguisher good again but not overpowered since you would have a much smaller window compared to now. this looks cool
>detonator no longer allows detonator hopping
i hope this airblast jump thing is useful. it would at least let me use different flare guns if i want to actually have fun

fixed

>detonator no longer allows detonator hopping
How? What would make it impossible?

please take the scout in ubers pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

so is pyro officially viable now?

how do logs calculate scattergun accuracy on scout

How many pellets hit
Was that a real question?

why did se7en just give up like that

(You)

Valve couldn't come up with anything this complex.

Shit's fake bro.

THIS LITERALLY FIXES EVERYTHING. SAY IT WITH ME, THANK YOU VALVE

>se7en: I was only pretending to be retarded

>THIS LITERALLY FIXES EVERYTHING
I mean, it does, but none of that is actually implemented in the game.

Why are you thanking them for something they haven't (and won't) do?

take for example you go into a server and enable buddha mode. you wont be able to die but you can take damage. you will be able to flare jump, until you reach too low of health. this is because the way knockback works for weapons like that is based on damage you take. so the only reason detonator lets you flare jump is because you take +50% damage to self. that paste removed that so if that were real it wouldn't work any longer

but why do the rocket jumper and sticky jumper still work if they dont deal any damage?

Or just change the self push force to make it like it was in the fucking beta
Besides, you're somewhat wrong. Damage resistance gained from outside sources DOES reduce explosive jumps' distance, but the innate resistance classes like soldier and demo have doesn't. The change would grant the pyro that same innate resilience

>20 player team
The fuck?

nigger i don't know everything about anything or shit i just tried detonator jumping in a private server and it just didn't work at low health so assumed it would be removed

what a fucking dum dum

shut the fuck up

i love you

>i don't know everything about anything
You're talking to people with thousands of hours who regularly get into arguments over gameplay mechanics 90% of the playerbase isn't aware of. Maybe next time check something, even just the wiki is enough

im not wrong though, you can try it for yourself, ive said nothing incorrect so kill yourself

> this is because the way knockback works for weapons like that is based on damage you take.

did you pull this out of your ass

>weapons like that

>think the 6 hour powerhouse is just a meme
>decide to check it out myself
>mfw the round goes on for 2 fucking hours
>back and forth and back and forth forever
>nobody can get past all the sentries, ubers either get airblasted away or dropped because of spies
>finally win because somebody decided to use the battalion's backup when we pushed last
Everybody on the team started hooting and hollering when it was over.
Never again

Dude
The buddha command makes all damage ignore your hitbox when you're at 1hp
Even with the jumpers you wouldn't be able to hit yourself
Next time use addcond 5

>play hydro
>its consistently longer than powerhouse or landfall every single time

CTFs are an outlier in stalematey-ness

I can't decide if powerhouse is a really well-designed map or a really poorly-designed map.

generally you want to design maps to avoid stalemates

how
how
every hydro match ive played in the mym era the rounds end in 2 minutes, no one knows how to defend on hydro, and the newborn engineers dont know where to setup cause the lasts are wide open

its shit
games are supposed to have an end
what use is a game if you cant win it

>Queue up for 5CP
>Finish match
>Valve's expert MM system doesn't fill the empty slots
>TEAM VOTES FOR FUCKING 2FORT
>get in
>6v6
>this goes on for an hour
>eventually each team gets exactly one flag
>No timer because VALVE is the BEST at making decisions
>Eventually it gets down to a 3v3
>somehow he pull off a 3-1 flag cap
>It has been 2 hours
That was the WORST game of TF I've played since skial
On one hand stalemates are terrible on the other fuck they're balanced so well literally mirrors

Most 5cp maps are mirrors and they aren't stalematey

damn, where are country flags when you need them?

stalemate =/= balance
it just means its too easy to defend or too hard to attack