/ink/ - Splatoon General

With the way people are these days anything can be a fetish. But to be attracted to a fujoshi they need to be a fujoshi first.

I want Callie to give me the succ

That Marie is so cute I thought it was Callie at first

Have you seen an inkling's mouth? Why would you want your dick anywhere near that bear trap?

Why can't I upload Wii U screenshots to imgur?
Wii U mode makes me unable to load it after I select the image and I can't sign in in phone mode.

Yeah

I mean human mouths are pretty gross too if you think about it. Probably have way more bacteria and whatnot too

try uguu.se or pomf.cat or postimage

tfw traded in wii u for switch and now i can't play splatoon

Literally the only reason I'm not trading in my WiiU. I know the moment I do I'll regret not being able to play Splatoon until summer.

You can learn to draw squids

>A popular Inkling sex product is rubber caps, which go under the tongue of the user to prevent cuts

only reason is for botw if you're not getting a switch
got the hi cap battery just for exploring that game

Am I okay?

unfresh

I'm sure you're a very nice person

reroll the headband if you do nothing else

You're using a gal so no

youre using a gal so yes

bin the sub saver
bless 5th player

git gud

woomy (ngyesh)

wat

I have no snails so it'll take me awhile

I change guns frequently

But Octoling armor is the only shirt I like.

That implies it's unwanted

hacking shitter detected

>tells someone to git gud
>literally cheats at a children's game
hmm really makes you think huh

One match in and he's already salty as fuck. He's going to fit right in

Friends with Octolings!

a little piece of my cynicism died

yeah, that's a good one

about freshness

Doesn't matter. You're still a hacking shitter.

found you

it takes like ten minutes and the abilities don't make much of a difference anyway. why are you so bothered?

When splathax first came out there was a weird mix of falseflaggers and kids that would rather roll scum instead of play the game. Looks like it's still here.

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Squad in 10-15 minutes?

NNID frozenpandaman

goodnight callie
i love you

nice hacks retards

sure

It's not even that late goodnight callie poster

goodnight I love you

I'm going to miss the tension from being pursued by a kraken in Splatoon 2.

are you gonna be around for rm

i really hope they dont bring any kind of invincible specials back

well, it's been 20 minutes, so I'm going to bed.

Sorry friend, I had some internet issues. Network started assigning IPv6 and computer/Wii U were fucking up.

yes, i'd be down to play then too.

I'm also available if you want to quad

well lemme know when you're ready to dunk

sure, I'll be ready in 10-15 mins from now (for real this time)

it's SZ now, so I'll RM in an hour right after the stage rotation. feel rre to join us now too

do we have 2 others?

squad going up

Let me know if you guys are still open.
Iam ready to join

Any fourth person want to quad?

NNID?

IAm ready for some rainmaker

frozenpandaman

RM SQUAD OPEN

already added

Room for one more

It appears I've been cucked. Anyone else want to squad?
NNID: Godzillabean

i'll twin with you, it'll probably be easier than quadding
i'm rusty though, sent

Squad is up

nice one

SPEEDRUN

holy shit that was laggy
did you see the rm move when i picked it up?

in desperate need of the source of this. Just an artist will do

Yeah, there is definitely some lag

Normal Jap instant transmission

nevermind i found it

wow, that dynamo had that corner locked down

I will not be missing that special at all

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>being a shortstack fetishist

that felt great

>I'm rusty though

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Midna's thighs in bike shorts should be illegal got damn lord have mercy

I do really hope the servers get better
Sliding japanese tentatek users are bullshit

I want to see Callie shake her ass

Callie would never do that, she's a pure maiden who only wants to see others smile.

think i'll do a couple more and stop, getting kinda late here

But her and Marie shake their buts every splatfest?

Last one for me as well.

GG

good games

Passing by bump for the night.

Callie is built for love

Marie is built for sex

Then why does she have those MAGNUM tentacles? They're the squid equivalent of G-cup boobs.

>Then why does she have those MAGNUM tentacles?

For this

Are they prehensile? Is she hugging you or does she just manually wrap her tentacles around you?

Tentacles don't appear to be prehensile but Callie's are so large it's probably easy to manipulate them without tugging on them.