Fix this vehicle, Veeky Forums

Fix this vehicle, Veeky Forums.

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Can't fix retarded

2jz swap

Make it a jeep

Delete it from history.

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Make it a lot longer and use it to get your spoiled daughter to prom.

Russian wannabe gangstas love these.

Never saw the point of H2s. No one asked for a beefed up Escalade.

Duramax, manual option

Then explain the H1? AM General saw the popularity of the Hummer being sold to civilians and wanted to cash in by making a cheaper, more practical vehicle that could still live up to the Hummer name.

H3 alone could of worked out perfectly and would of been a more viable vehicle for hummer, not some huge soccer mom mobile. But that car was also a fuck up

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gee, that wasnt so hard

Everybody knows you're the same guy posting this meme. This will never catch on, you autist.

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Play some DnB

done

on a (logarithmic) scale of 1 to JUST, how fucked would this car be if I emptied a waterbottle in the hole for the intake?

cant fix perfection

It would just soak into the filter

That ain't perfection, senpai. This is perfection.

Needs a hybrid engine, 19 inch tires, a turret, and armor.

Lmfao

The H1 was boxy not curvy and fat.

I think H2s are cool. Chris Moltisonti drove one

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The interior is very /comfy/.

>everything centered around the driver
>perfect steering wheel
>physical switches and buttons, albeit plastic

what the fuck did we do to deserve this timeline, everything started sucking around 2006

You certainly did!

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>Cramped the fuck to the side because the whole running gear is your centre console
>cant even high five your passenger because of the huge ass centre console

the humvee was made to be low and wide
so as to be easy for grunts to drive
on the other hand unimog roll over causes more people to die in training than in combat

SO MANY ROCKER SWITCHES

PERFECTION

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It wouldn't do a damn thing. You can pour a water bottle into most intakes and it won't do shit, it's not enough water to hydrolock an engine.

In fact one of the ways you can clean carbon deposits out of an engine is by spraying water into an open, filterless intake. Obviously you can't shove a hose at full blast in there, but you can take a hose and spray water into an engine while reving it to clean carbon deposits out.

"Chinese water torture." In conjunction with Sea-foam it is very effective.

There we go.

Simply start swapping parts out with an older Range Rover until you're left with an old Range Rover, and then add another axle and differential.

Can't polish a turd mate. Best start fresh and design real car with solid coil sprung axles

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