/ps2g/ - planetside 2 general

THANK U BANANA MAN
;---------DDD

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thank u werl

Why didn't you include pastebins? They aren't bad and they make us look less retarded than we actually are

>They aren't bad
how long since the last time they were updated
>and they make us look less retarded than we actually are
too bad nobody reads them huh

kys banana man :/

youtube.com/watch?v=RIHEFlD_VDM

is that harasserment
that is definatly harasserment yeah
tell me ur ign so i'll ban u, boyo

>no legs
t. lmao1pl8 squat

my ign is wrel :D i dare u to even try

fuckin coward u don't even have a chance

NO U R LYIGN, I AM WERL
TELL ME UR IGN RITE NOW
R I T E N O W

lol kys

t. wrel

I wrote a new pastebin as a guide for new players. Didn't really go into detail with vehicles yet though but I'll improve it later.

pastebin.com/raw/k9wmhjX8

no u
t; REAL werl

Nice one, but you should add something about positioning like we discussed in the last thread

>contains all relevant information
>as detailed as it should be
nice, well done user

>inb4 positioning shitters come along and start shitposting again

Position yourself better

nah that sounds like shit desu
if we're going to meme it, it should just be "position better"

sounds homo werl tier

lol, kys pidor

Кaкoгo хpeнa ты cкaзaл oбo мнe, мaлeнькaя cyкa?

>мaлeнькaя cyкa?

Heh

>Heh
hah

>hah
lol

lmao

save us drumb

>hah

xaxa

>xaxa
))

why do I keep coming here...

for the memes jack

How about full of shit is that a meme?

how many sam pics do you have

A lot, but what you're quoting was actually a Sundowner pic.

Anthony are online?

I have about 2 hours before I need to go, I could log on.

Alright logging in :3

kys I lied

>it's a enemy construction base completely undefended with 100% efficiency next to our zerg
>everyone just rolls past it
literally why

Did the thermal nerf patch reduce the range of ground thermals?

DID IT?

??!??!?!???!??

lol

FUCK U!

l-lewd 3:

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Praise Wrel

;-----3

>hate tonking
>always end up tonking because nobody else is tonking against their tonks
why

did old thred died??

>love tonking but just want to aurax a gun
>no good infantry fights because no one tonked
Welp.

yes, it 420'd after bunp limit :-----D

>They aren't bad and they make us look less retarded than we actually are

t. .5 pscore

You mean autosage?

t-thanks :DD

*blazes*

kys

You first

POST EM, NERDS

"p" totally doesn't stand for benin btw :DDDDD

You first

>grinding certs all week
>finally get enough to buy the Vandal
>can't wait to try it out
>"THEY'RE PUSHING US AROUND OUT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>BSoD
>GPU fans stopped for some reason and overheated to fuck and couldn't here it over the chaos of a Biolab
>irreparable damage
>mfw

...

lol

lol

M A S S I V E Shockwave

D R A M A T I C A L L Y underpowered

my pscore is 6

how 2 position better??

We should develop a list of very common scenarios and what the optimal positioning for that scenario is.

>badnit

lol shitter
t. 11.8 p-score

wud da fugg ;DD

It has the best hipfire from all NC carbines (that's all its good for though)

r u my hero :DD

>/sq
>not /s
????????

enhance your area
exceed the situation
ameliorate your environment
proceed in a more desirable direction
act sophisticated
enact a superior ploy
maneuver prominently
step usefully

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Did u press fire xD?

>ameliorate your environment

This one is good

who

dph is deaths per hour or damage per hour?

You shouldn't use abbreviations until you've established the abbreviation first. And why do you have two equals signs in one equation? Are you trying to say damage = kph - (kph - (kph / kdr) or what?

>ameliorate your environment
That's some hot shit right there.

>We should develop a list of very common scenarios and what the optimal positioning for that scenario is.

Okay, here's a good one that I see a lot of people, including good players, ignore: Stop running out in the open.

Literally listen to Sun Tzu and flow like water - take gullies, move AROUND defended chokepoints; when you hit resistance flow around it. Take the path of least resistance, expose as little of yourself as possible - run along the left or right side of a ridgeline, not the top of it.

Stay near actual cover at all times. You should always have some piece of cover you can try and hide behind when you're moving. Take the extra 10 seconds to move from A-B while sticking with cover instead of beelining in the open.

Play with people who drop motion spotters or radar darts so you always know where the enemy is going to/coming from. Never do a point hold without them.

>act sophisticated
>step usefully
the rest are shit, either just shit, or good but too long to be memed well

clearly the implication is that dph = kph / kdr, so obviously dph is deaths per hour

Remember that the good thing about "aim better" is that it's short, and not really explicit as to what you have to do.
Among those you posted, I particularly like "act sophisticated".

How about "walk thoughtfully"?

youtube.com/watch?v=dt0WoO7cZJ8

>not running like a retard into killzone of 4 anchored prowlers

This is why I can tell that you are not free at heart.

I changed my mind, Indar is officially the worst continent. The new base design is so bad. They thought that by making them bigger and more convoluted, you'd end up with more spread out battles but instead you just end up with 20 different directions you can get dunked from by some MLG tryhards camping a good spot. That's why Amerish and Esamir are still the best continents for infantry fights because the bases aren't massive clusterfucks.

Hossin isn't a real continent.

Hossin is great, the only problem is that nobody plays on it because nobody plays on it

>it's another shitty OP episode
getting real sick of those desu

Nobody plays on it because it's full of airniggers camping 1-12 fights with A2G ESFs and bulldog galaxies

I liked this game at first, but now whenever I play I'm just angry all the fucking time. I think I need a break.

1. Make the thread first
2. Improve the pastebins so they aren't literally several years out-of-date

Whining isn't going to fix anything. Do your own fucking job, Radarx

>whenever I play I'm just angry all the fucking tim

Ameliorate your environment :)

Hossin is fucking shit kys.
It would be fine if you removed literally all the trees.

>12-24/12-24 on an empty continent, what could possibly go wrong
>[RO] hovering over the base with 2 liberators and 3 Mossies
mmhmm

There's not enough trees and foliage in general

Shame having an appropriate amount is impossible with how poorly optimized the game is.

They couldn't seem to decide if they wanted a swamp or kashyyk

Hows this game going lately, I haven't played in like a year. I enjoyed when i was playing, i just never found people to play with so it got a bit boring. I'm thinking about coming back. Possibly.. Is it still mass chaos, and is NC still the best?

No, trees are bad because they provide cover for airniggers.

>nerfed banshee and shitcanned thremals
nigger you're complaining? should have seen late 2014 desu
fucking newfags

Everyone on reddit still thinks NC is overpowered and should be nerfed.

The game has actually increased in players lately. People are starting to come back, realizing it's not as cancerous as it was 4 years ago.

fucking kill yourself retarded faggot

move intelligently :^)

If you have enough trees, they block so many shots that airniggers can't do shit. Hossin however, only has giant trees, not massive amounts of small tree cover that turn the entire surface into an above-ground cave system like pic related.

You aren't applying your critical thinking skills cap. With the thermals nerf, it's also a lot more difficult for air to find and kill people.