/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

tfw bf calls me mommy

same

reminder that twitch chat is more our guys than us ourselves

I have only fucked prostitutes

It's time for our boys(olof,krimz) to win this ez 16-0

I'll be your gf (male).

no crowd in groups

Stop fapping aquire qt3.14 gf
worked for me
Don't have the picture of Varg frowning on this computer

>tfw my more autistic friend lives with his qt gf
talk about being more social

really activates my almonds

aren't there any shitpost friendly teams or is this thread gonna be ded for the whole night

I hope ScreaM and RPK toggles on hard.

LMAO WHAT WAS THAT SHOX LMAO

well im curious af to see whether fnatic are still shite

>Krimz: They have 2 players, we have all 5
What a sick burn.

>shox

disco doplan has a long face

half of /magog/ is literally rebbit so this is pretty much accurate

We should get some solid WiffZz memes going soon in this thread

Stopped following csgo a while ago, are they finally shit?

is disco retarded?

Doesn't it just have the shitty coins now?

you know what they say about people with long faces

The chest thing?

rut roe shaggy

You mean the french destroyer?

>mfw had a gf for half a year, got handjobs and blowjobs but never fucked her
not sure what to feel

I don't.

ah thats a shame

They're mouthbreathers?

Anyone got any underrated/under appreciated csgo-related twitters worth following?
@tolkienfanatic_ is pretty good imo

that means you're still a virgin

which means you'll fit right in welcome friend

is that why she left you?
I honestly can't understand no sex relationships
what do you do when you go to bed, just say good night and try to fall asleep?

>cash

ok my dick is ready for the REAL start of the tournament

Holy shit krimzs head

i don't understand how that works out

did she refuse to actually fuck or what?

micrococks

I'm not interested in sex before marriage, it's a sin

Please destroy these French assholes

When are our guys DDK and black DDK or HenryG and Sadokist going to cast?

stop pretending to be me, please

i agree

>our guys
> HenryG and Sadokist

fuck off homosexual

these two faggots are in same tier as semmler

prepare for (You)'s

Fuck off, cummler.

CLAIMED SATANIA FOR MYSELF!

I think that was a part of it but not the main reason. I'm still not really sure, we were a pretty good match.
She wasn't really against it,I was just a little bitch and not really in a hurry.

yeah
follow his friend stich too

Salaam aleikum my brother

What the fuck fnatic.

>shoves cock in his future wife mouth
>"sex is a sin tho, won't do it"
just fuck off

>fnatic

What the fuck....

ARE
YOU
FUCKING
KIDDING
ME

FUCKING DISBAND YOUR SHIT TEAM

rero

>People doubting shox

but like when she was giving these hand/blow jobs you never tried to undress her or anything like wtf

>G2 and fnatic throwing against each other

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXIE

WHAT A MEME GAME

>OLOF

why did shoxies aim move so robotically

I cum too fast everytime desu

O L O F

>People doubting olof

>he bet on Fagnatic without Jdubs and Flusher

because shox is a cheater

holy shit semmler just wants to suck french cock someone help him

>buying awp on eco
wow

Whats the best case to buy right now?

>Shoxie threw away his ump
>Tilt bought an awp

breakout

why isn't lurpis casting this instead of semmler?

now this is a MEME game i was looking forward to

By the way, if your twitch stream lags, just make a new group chat in the chat menu, it should at least lessen the lag.

>and they still win :^))))))))))

he is on twitch.
tv/spunj

imagine being a swede and looking like this

wtf is this game, are they both trying to lose?

or just use live streamer

(((threw away)))

hilarious that the dumb pickup bug has affected the major

>up 3-1 and on a gun round
>lol rush b-main

yeah, but that way you might not get drops

>the state of shox

why is the ump so good reddit?

fnatic hit some nutty ass shots like back in the old days but they just can't convert them to won rounds like they should

I'd watch this but the audio levels are completely fucked

>open twitch lowest quality and mute it
>open livestreamer highest quality

>Denmark
>gets BTFO by our boys Gambit
>gets BTFOOOOO by Hungary in their favorite sport

lmao if I were danish I would just honestly kms

any suspicious clips yet?

its cheap

This is gonna be a sick match, isn't it?

>not wanting to be a danish because the enemy team is better at shooting virtual guns