/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

I was expecting you to make a remark about this eventually. Took you far too long.

>ywn be able to fuck a clot's ass

I just want to shove my dick in a feral and very skinny naked man with ripped arms and no nose's asshole.

Please delete this.

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here's a stalker

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I'd judge, but I am in no position to criticize the filthy dreams of others. Satan guide your cock, user.

m o r e

Unf, dem abs and dat yandere face.

Guide/tutorial for dummies on making weapon skins?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=521160484

How bad is Sharp for bossses?

If you get shots on the head - good.
If you don't you might as well play firebug.

If your aim is incredible, it's decent. For 95% of the players you'd be better off going demo and spamming RPGs if you want to deal lods of edamage.

Haven't played since September.

How much have Firebug and Medic changed?

Firebug went from broken to trash to broken to decent. Still as horrible to be any other perk with a Firebug on your team though.
Medic lost his armor repair but gets stat buffs instead.

Don't bully Cysts.

how can they make survivalist not awful? i was thinking something like exclusive purchasables that trade weight for buffs, like ap rounds, incindiary ammo, spare magazines, etc. just take the clusterfuck theme and run with it
also a unique knife, come on

>how can they make survivalist not awful?
They can't. Replace it with a different perk.

This. The latest update took away a bit of the Survivalist's usefulness.

TWI won't get rid of Survivalist, will they?

Already ded.

Heres how i'd propose to fix it:

>increase bulk
As it is, most of the list are squishy now, exceptions are zerk, medics and just barely SWAT (which needs tweaking too). When I think of a survivalist, I think of someone sturdy, with the bulk, say 150hp and maybe armor if you feel brave, it sort of compensates for lacking in damage and makes you SURVIVE better. Ironic I see them die most.

>grenades
You go from regular explosives to either a molotov or healing grenade, incorporate it so you choose between a regular grenade on the heavy artillery reloads (demo, support) so its more heavy power and fits thematically or a gas grenade on the faster reloads on pistols, AR's etc. to be more of a "light" option. Nobody will miss molotovs.

Maybe a little bonus would be to increase the damage by 5% on all classes that aren't being played in the server, but thats probably too complex and OP

WAKE UP YOU DOZY PILLOCK

So when downloading sound effect mods, is there any way to change the volume level on them? I got one for the medic grenades, and as fun as it is, I don't want to rupture my fucking eardrums with the sweet sweet sounds of smoke weed nichijou every time I toss a grenade or enter ZED time

Pretty good imo if you're at 25. Just make sure to get tac reload and always prepared. Get a second rail gun if you can and just stay crouched and still for damage bonuses while pumping the bosses full of rail. You run out of ammo fast though which is why you generally need a second railgun.

I enjoy the railgun+magnum

>still no soundmods to change the medic weapons firing sounds

pew pew pew
:)

If TWI's sound system wasn't so shit we'd probably have one by now.

>play first game
>some fucker screeching on mic
>another one whispering weird shit
>play another one
>someone posting memes

I thought this was only in cod.
Why are fps communities so bad.
Not as bad as moba but still pretty fucking bad.

I've never seen that shit in Suicidal.

Well that was on normal, as I just started.
Maybe it gets better.
I don't think so but we'll see.

It'll get better. Normal is filled with the biggest idiots in the game.

>normal
No wonder, its basically the "do whatever the fuck you want because its a retard containment" level, at least go to hard, its barely any different from normal and already a higher quality in people

How come the zeds can run around in the cold just fine in KF-Outpost? You'd think hypothermia would get them long before they managed to reach the team.

Pretty sure Outpost itself has some kind of underground bunker where the zeds are leaking out of. You just can't see it.

Oh. That makes sense.

What perk is a retard magnet?

Firebug and Survivalist for all difficulties. Commando for Hard and below.

>straight up retards
Firebug and Survivalist
>tryhard retards
Sharpshooter
>"I'm important look at me" retards
Berserker, Medic

Nice one, Cyril!

Stop bullying that Clot!

No.
I like how it's eyes open up all wide right before his head explodes.

He's trying to seduce you with his anime eyes.

Are we posting Clots now?

He's got nothing on stalker ass though. Y-you think your dick would go invisible while you fucked her?

>support with Trenchgun and AP shot
oh baby

You couldn't see the part of your dick that inside her when she goes invisible.

Well way to kill my woody buddy.

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Is KF2 worth buying? I've played 1, and had fun with it in the past. I've heard 2 had issues, but am not clear on what those issues may be.

post characters!

A lot of the issues were during Early Access and have been fixed. It still has some minor balance issues, but the game is great now.

It had a bunch during Early Access, but after a long, bumpy road it's in a really good spot right now. My only problem is it really needs more weapons but that'll be fixed in time as they keep updating it.

Cool, thanks for the info guys.

Can't get enough of the M16/M203 'Mando action.

It's too freaking fun.

Wouldn't be a bad idea for Tripwire to make the AK12 a little cheaper though. I can't find a reason to prefer it over the M16, minus the extra hit power.

so now with multiperk weapons, think we'll see stuff designed with them in mind? like a M202 FLASH for firebug/demo, or a scoped shotgun loaded with slugs for support/sharp?

glad I'm not the only one
>THOOMP

slugs would be kind of retarded because the shotty spread is already tight as fuck and a slug wouldn't offer a significant difference for KF2's ranges.

The FLASH would be cool though, especially if it left a large burning patch of ground for a couple minutes, that'll fuck some trash zeds up.

slugs could have bonus damage at the cost of any spread at all, and be on a relatively cheap gun

But given a shared spot with the Sharp, wouldn't it accidentally make some of his own weapons appear underpowered?

I was thinking a around crossbow tier, less damage than that but easier to aim and cheaper to load
honestly i just pulled a couple ideas out my ass I hadn't thought that much about balance

Anyone remember the secret fullauto 9mm in the KF mod?

It'd be nice if they brought that back, but in the form of pic related.

I kinda wanna see some alternative starting pistols, though. It'd be cool to see a Glock with a higher mag capacity, a burst-capable pistol, a snubnose revolver, or something fancy with a laser attached. Or just pistols that don't offer any stat differences, only nice looks.

>mfw bone crusher
Why didn't anyone tell me about this motherfucker?
>you just press forward and mash M1
>stuns and kills the fuck out of everything
>dosh out the fucking arse

It's not a bad idea, just a bit weird and it sounds like a weapon that answers a question that nobody asked.

>yfw Commando/SWAT/Gunslinger MAC-10s

>commando/swat/gunslinger
[angry firebug noises]
but oh damn
>gunslinger/firebug flare revolvers

It's very fun to use but I hate how it blocks my view, has fuck all range and it's highly outclassed by the Pulv and Evis when it comes to big guy killing

I don't remember, didn't the Mac10 in KF1 lose the incendiary ability once used off-perk? I swear I remember carrying it around as support spec a lot. Shame they didn't do multi-perk weapons in KF1, their forums had a lot of posts about the idea and even then they had a M16M203.

>saw a zerk running it on zed landing
>got into a fight with a scrake
>lands his shield smack
>the still living scrake goes flying a good 30 feet

maybe? it did way back when for sure but I don't know about now, at any rate it was one of my favorite early game weapons and I miss it on firebug since it's all caulk and burn now

With multi-perk weapons now in I wouldn't be surprised if it came back as a firebug/SWAT weapon

Would be cool if they brought it back in the form of the Sterling SMG.

>9mm
>britbong gun
>open-bolt with a heatshield

Them Star Wars stormtrooper feels

no

>tfw you realize there will never be any more medic weapons

>there will never be a deployable med machine

>wanting more plastic toys

best we're going to get is a nade launcher that's complete garbage and looks like the shotgun

I am new to the game, think that Gunslinger is the coolest shit. How many retards play Gunslinger? What is the general attitude towards Gunslingers?

Loads of retards play it for the cool factor.

If you're a horrible shot like me, roll with the Bone Breaker skill. Otherwise abuse Rack em Up. If you're good with Rack em Up you can take down big zeds with the .500s.

>How many retards play Gunslinger?
A lot. But the good ones are absolutely godly.

>What is the general attitude towards Gunslingers?
They're a good addition to the team if they're good. It's a very strong Perk that requires good aim and recoil control to get the most out of it, movement speed makes kiting with it a breeze.

It used to be the absolute best class in the game alongside the zerker and medic.

It's still good, but i guess commando/swat/sharpshooter/whatever are also good now, so it doesnt really see much play.

Usually I roll with bone breaker because you can kill most zeds with just a shot to the chest with a deagle and you don't really need that extra damage that much.

IIRC the GS also has an ability that makes zeds stumble/fall over when shot in the legs with a GS weapon. I don't know if they changed it since I last played that perk, but kneecapping a charging Fleshpound with the .500 was always fucking hilarious.

It doesn't seem to work any more :(

Ever since the resistance update that changed, even with the Perk skill it takes several .500 shots to knock down a Fleshpound or Scrake.
The skill that slows them down with each headshot is much better since it gives you more time to land your shots.

You're not kidding? God damn it. I used to love that, it was like watching a toddler run and then trip on nothing and fall face first into the lawn.