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bra

>tfw more time paused than actual gameplay

arteezy is cute

Dota 2

Need my daily dose of NEETs triggered by normal people music

If you had went to a club to enjoy the fine company of women your age, instead of gridning out of the 3k bracket you would have appreciated more this tournament music

kinda funny that the emote twitch chat uses to represent "niggers lol" is actually a fucking oreo that tries to pander to weebs

BRAP BRAP BRAP ARTEEZ

Reminder that these kinds of rules should be adopted by every tournament to reduce tactical pauses and start punishing players.

Unauthorized Pause. If a player pauses or unpauses a game without
permission from an LCS official, it will be considered unfair play and
penalties will be applied at the discretion of LCS officials.

Player Communication During Stoppage of Play. For the fairness
of all competing teams, players are not allowed to communicate, in
any fashion, with each other during a game pause. For the avoidance
of doubt, players may communicate to the referee

This fucking tournament is trash.

your posts have been lacklustre lately

BRABRABRABRBRABRABRBARBABRABRBARBARBARBARBARBARBARBRBARBARBARBARBB BRAVO

how did EG beat OG 2-0?

The memories. Stephano vs. herO.
Stephano says "glhf" and I'm sure he would've gotten a penalty if herO wasn't such a bro and said it back

did we spot the d2g in the crowd yet

OG is powerless against the skill and intellect of cr1t.

not just penalty, hero would've gotten a default win

KeSPA police don't fuck around

>eastern europe in charge of anything

>enjoy the fine company of women your age
My sister is here with me I don't have to go to clubs. I can enjoy my doter right at home

what's so bad about this pic?

honeypot lan

So this is European music

Shouldn't be hard to find me :^)

where's that guy who took pictures with sheever/tobi
do something funny

I remember one time a guys monitor broke and the guy paused the game without requesting it since he couldnt see and got a penalty for it

so guys can you explain for me why the kunkka intentionally threw the game

Skilling w level 2, as a support?

It's a totally different fucking game if their ganks succeeded.... and if the kunkka could DO SHIT early game

when da game at

Is that officially the worst production in the history of dota?

>implying upperbracket matters

The gooks are super strict on communication in esports. Most of the time saying anything other than gg gets you disqualified

eastern europeans are proof that white's can be more subhuman than pinoys and malaysians that can actually host proper LANS instead of shitshows

wtf is happening

> Game paused for nearly 40 minutes.

dafuq?

I went to clubs to enjoy the company of people my age.

psytrance clubs

this may ery well be the worst music ive ever heard

>Spent about 80% of the stream with it muted and listening to toe because PAUSED with shit music

Fuck this tournament holy shit. I should have just played dota.

for (you)

if i ever see him in arena im gonna fuck him up and i was already looking for him earlier

So what does the army use the Internet for?

not even a 2016 newfag would believe this since we had a summit right before TI6
think i'm going to start filtering all those facebook emote pics

playing dota 2 and downloading movies?

shanghai repeat because of these halfrussian croats

>the state of croatia
>the city of split

i wanna get higher
i wanna get higher
i wanna get higher
i wanna get higher
YOU YOU
I WANNA GET HIGHER

Dota 2 and porn.

How many hours of unscheduled stoppage time has there been the past few days? It's gotta be close to 10 hours, right?

Smiri se, nisan je kriv šta imam superior memeove :^)

>A literal 15 yo kid is posting in his thread

I'm out

how do people not feel autistic when taking these pictures

long time no see

not even close

noice but watch out son

there should be 2 kinds of pauses

technical problem pause = no communication allowed

but i wouldnt mind each team getting like a 2 mins pool of "time out discussion time" that the captain can trigger

defnese of the ancients
packet loss slideshow edition

You are getting reported, that's what's happening

i flashed my bios to fix some shitty fucking cmos bug in the time of this pause

whats the fucking hold up

Your hand looks weird

I found the guy who posts from the arena, looking at him as i type this

TRIPS AND IM GONNA RECORD DRAGGING HIM OUTSIDE OF ARENA

i wish i could go back to that time of innocence and happyness
Because i really dont care anymore

You're not allowed to say anything other than pp or gg. I think someone got a warning once for saying "ppp".
Reason is, I think because they were paranoid that they would signal a throw order to bettors by timing their gl or glhfs to a particular second or something, it's weird.

Look at those tiny soft hands, this guy is 16 tops. Fuck me.

How can ANYONE find this music enjoyable?

have been for fucking years

I want my money back, what is this shit!

based huber "aryan ubermensch" klaus

rollan rollan rollan rollan huh

this is literally RTZ's playlist

I'm 20 mate

>yuropoor LANs

>shit computers
>shit internet
>shit production values
>shit scheduling
>shit audio
>shit in-game work


Woah.. So this is.. The power of Croatia production..

THE FUCK IS THIS?

who would win in a fist fight huber or jark?

Jesus Christ .

THIS IS NOT OK.

THERE CANT BE PEOPLE UNDER 21 YEARS OLD HERE.

RIGHT?

RIGHT?

TELL ME YOUR AGE YOU FUCKING FUKCS

when u in tha club n sum bitty is rubbin against ure junk,,, than u understand breh

>people this this is a shit production

>Na'vi retweeting pony shit
I always knew those slavs were fucked.

twitter.com/guardiancsgo/status/823257799601848321

esports

i feel like doing the dishes

but its gonna take like 20 mins

SHOULD I GO FOR IT

I thought Croatia was a first world country

Why are they worse at LANs than even the chinese

Who thought it was a good idea to host a tournament in Croatia?

Literally every other 3rd world county would do a better job.

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I'm the collage guy though

EE is streaming based LP, lads. Time to leave this garbage tournament behind.

huber is probably a twink by now and jark is fat and has retard strength
probably jark

>kiseless virgins have to listen to niggers bragging about fucking white women during break

CAN'T MAKE

THIS SHIT UP

Jark will probably go for the eyes and the balls

I actually like this music.

I'm 20 :^(

fuck is wrong witchu nigga

even if it takes 20 minutes to wash your dishes its not like the game is gonna end

>Be from NA
>Haven't played a game on US servers in two years

Feels good not to have to play with Peruvian monkeys.

imblyign w women dont like fucking in their 20s and settling with superior white men after to have more white kids and perpetuate our based race

cuckold

i need names

This is just proof that my country Is utter ass

>cam stuck on the trophy
i have to unmute every now and then to check the stream isn't paused

Implying

>normie music
>just techno with some nigger saying bullshit over and over

apologize arma. APOLOGIZE FOR BEING WORSE THAN MALAYSIA AND THE PHILIPINES.

>frogposter
>shit taste

wow

But you've got amazing women
Like that cutie handing out thundersticks
Oh wait she's from some asian country
sry