ITT: Cars with stupid names

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Pajeet cant properly name cars m8

Any Asian car desu

>yfw it takes you years to finally realize that the MK in those dogshit Lincoln model names is supposed to mean Mark, and that they would've been far easier to remember if they had actually named them Mark Z and Mark S and not MKZ, MKS, MKC or MKT

anything acura or land rover

What are you on about? Ssangyong Actyon is a great name!

I actually think SsangYong Musso is a fantastic name for a car

>Del Sol

LMAO!!!

Well, certain Japanese cars have daft names.
The old Daihatsu Compagno Berlina is Italian to sound more cosmopolitan but it means family saloon. The Toyopet, an already dumb name, was originally gonna be called the Toyolet. Mitsubishi wanted to call their stylish coupe the Stallion but due to copyright problems, they called it the Starion. Marverous!

Now, Nissan have a poor history when it comes to car names. The Gloria, the Silvia and my personal favourite; the Cedric.

>Now, Nissan have a poor history when it comes to car names. The Gloria, the Silvia and my personal favourite; the Cedric.
The only bad name there is Cedric. And that's just because it reminds me of pic related.

>almost every commercial refers to them as mark
>mk is common as an abbreviation for mark
>literally American education

>not wanting to drive a TOYOTA BLADE MASTER

also, Miata. Why don't they just call it a MX-5?

The Hyundai Jazz/Fit was originally called "Fitta", which would have meant something entirely different to 21m Europeans.

Hyundai "The Cunt"

Nissan Juke, Nissan Micra, Ferrari LaFerrari, Toyota RAWR (rav4) XD, Fiat Punto, every Kia, Chevrolet Aveo

>almost every commercial refers to them as mark
but they dont

>yfw the cars had decent names before they changed to the MK theme
Zephyr
Navigator
Town Car
ect.

but they do

Ford Ka, Renault Twingo

Imagine how shitty it must be to work as a marketing guy having to come up with non-trademarked bullshit made up names for cars.

Not Mk, they more use first generation,second.. Etc.

I'm a pretty big fan of the Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard

This guy is the only genius here.

If the Twingo had a two banger, it would be a great name
Twin for two cylinders, and go, because it goes

or if it was 2smoke

Japan calls it ROADSTER

twin-turbo-go

Daihatsu Naked.

Mazda Bongo Friendee

Don't forget the Nissan Diesel Big Thumb

those things were essentially rebadged mercs, they were pretty dope for the price

LaFerrari sounds like the lovechild of shaniqua and deShawn

Micra isn't that stupid, but Juke is ridiculous

Punto makes sense

maximum twin turbokek

Civic Si. Si means "sports injected". It just sounds incredibly gay.

I dont care what anyone says, the subaru brat is fuckin sick but its name is dumb

>turbo bigger than whole engine

Chevrolet Citation, kind of cool but dumb at the same time