Why Are Women so Cancerous?

Lmao, fucking cuck.

they were hand holding

thats worse than catching her with every hole filled with nigger dick

this. cuckholdry is an intellectual's fetish

theres literally nothing wrong with being a cuck.

Cuckolding is the intellectuals fetish

dat hivemind

He's right OP, she was just looking for a nice bull.

Women are cunts, whodathunkit

Smurbal

>date the kind of trashy bitch who cheats on you
>wonder why she would do something shitty like key your car

There seems to be a disconnect between your judgment and your reasoning skills.

And FYI, if she was walking hand in hand with some guy only a few days later, she's been taking his diqq deeeeeep for months already. You've been double dipping with some dipshit's dong in your dirtbag's dillhole. Better get yourself tested, you might have AIDS.

>its hard to git a gurl to fuk so ill cling to slut despurtly :(
that's how you sounds like you immense beta cuck

>she followed you
>or she's been going through your personal belongings for some time now, and found some correspondence with the address

Bitch was probably reading your e-mail or something.

Btw you know who she is and where she lives and works. Not like it'd be hard to ruin her things.

Who is the girl? Is there porn of her?

>It'd an s10
thank God nothing worthwhile was damaged.

Fuck relationships just pull one nighters

dude you can buff that out so easily she didn't even do a good job

No porn.

moosefix.tumblr.com/tagged/me

Just a weeb from Bongland who enjoys lifting.

This

Never had a gf damage my car or any of my personal belongings. Sounds like you were dating a bad person.

>tfw no gf
Ahaha plebs, my car is without a scratch.
Ahhahaha
;_;

>visiting gf once a week
theres your problem

>tfw no gf
>tfw car is scratched to shit anyway because its a used 15 year old shitbox

tough luck, nigga

Me too except it's only eleven years old

Too close to home

>2006 was 11 years ago
Oh fuck

>This thread
bitches are crazy
This is why I only date men.

>tfw 90s shitboxes are now over 20 years old

>considers himself an intellectual
>chooses not to pass on his "superior" genes

Because you probably dated a latino.

Might just be the picture but it looks like it's not very deep. That might buff out at least part of the way.

Get a pay as you go sim for a few dollars and text her with that number.

this desu

Men are much more likely to have an interest in cars too.

Reminds me of my friends s10 Blazer and tools incident.

>Friend of mine starts dating my sister despite the fact my brother and I told him not to
>We warned him she's a complete bitch
>He ignores us and continues dating her anyway
>After a couple years she starts cheating on him and I tell him
>When he asked her about it she just kind of shrugged it off and said she was "confused"
>He went out to the bar with us and a few other friends that night for a few drinks
>He's completely smashed and he doesn't want to go back to his house so we take him with us instead of taking him back home
>Receive a phone call around 4:00am she rolled his s10 blazer
>The s10 blazer he had since HS - the one his father gave to him before he died
>Not only did she roll & total the blazer she smashed the garage door - accidentally - on her way out of the garage

During the transition of her moving out having her new boyfriend help out anything she purchased him as a gift she claimed was hers
>She gave away his floor jacks, cherry picker, and an assortment of power tools
>She gave away his air compressor
>She took his TV and a few other things as she hoards receipts and claimed it was hers

Icing on the cake was when she stopped making payments on the vehicle he cosigned for her.
>She let the repossession company tow it away just to hurt his credit score

Haven't personally had a girlfriend since 2012. The way I see it is
>With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.

Why would you cosign for a girlfriend?
And why are you faggots hanging out with a sad beta cuck boy?

That feel when married and have only had one major vehicle related incident. It was when she rolled her Malibu (and walked away unscathed).
I'm probably somewhere on the autism spectrum, so grief/worry simply becomes anger. I ended up punching a hole through a plaster wall.

She's put dents and scratches in my cars, but that little shit typically doesn't bother me as long as she's honest about it.

Damn, that's and extreme level of beta. I've never let a girl take advantage of me. Sure I've had my fair share of crazy bitches (slashed tires, keyes, egged) but what always gets me and downright frightens me. Is thatthe girls that end up being crazy, show absolutely zero indication that they are crazy, prior to the breakup.

That's because women have no control of their emotions. Same reason they don't belong behind the wheel, in government, leadership positions, etc.

Affirmative action lol

Find out where she is and return favor

Not related to relationships, but holy fuck some women trash their cars.

2011 Honda Pilot came into the shop today with only 36k on the odometer. But the center console, glovebox tray and passenger footwell were buried in trash and several pairs of sunglasses.

I feel your pain. Today got a car in that she claimed she "Spun out for no reason lol" front tires were so bald the RT side was showing tread, and the left side looked like a slick. It had been raining that day too. Left suspension is completely shot, fender must be replaced, door skins replaced, rear bumper also somehow got damaged along with the C pillar/quarter panel. On top of ALL that, the car is fucking filthy as fuck, no trunk space because its full of trash, rear seats unusable because boxes of shit in the rear. Passenger seat full of empty starbucks cups, napkins, and random shit. Only reason i bring this up because its the car i dealt with today, tomorrow itd be another car in similar condition ownbed by, you guessed it, a woman...

This

Mine is mostly fine and she's 16 this year

Pinche joto

If she knows things like your work site without you having told her, I highly recommend changing all of your passwords, and keeping a close eye on your bank accounts for any transactions you haven't personally committed. If you really want to get paranoid, do a factory reset on your phone to wipe any potentially hidden location software as well. Bitches be crazy, keep your ass covered, and if you get any chance at all, take that bitch to court for property damage, and settle for the price of a really fucking nice full respray. Either she gets a record, or Chad thundercock shells out his own cash to cover the paint job because the bitch told him to.

Best post of the thread

Holy shit this thread

Women are cancerous. They don't care about anything that doesn't have a pulse or look cute to them. They'll pass up on something objectively good because in their vapid minds, looking cute is enough. That's why women drive Miatas and foxbodies and bugs. Say what you will about my girlfriend, she might be young as shit but she's not naive. She goes nuts for the power behind a properly handled car, I've shown her a few tricks and once she has her permit I'm gonna show her a lot more, both under the hood(or trunk in our case) and behind the wheel. She's passionate and possessive like me, but not clingy. She just knows when something is well made and well loved and it does help a little that my car once made her cum.

Because its one of the male safe spaces they can't infiltrate and destroy so it upsets them when their man likes cars.

When did Master Sun advocate this? I've read the whole book and heard the accompanying Sabaton album and don't remember this at all.

OP, I mean this. Go scorched earth on that fat cunt. She wants to ruin your nice things, ruin hers. My ex cheated on me, I called the guy up, told him if she did it to me she'd do it to him, he left her, then I posted her nudes on her Facebook wall and tagged her brother and her boss in them under the assumed identity of a North American stock car auto racer. Daddy plays to win.

Not all of them. My girlfriend loves my car. She's actually used my passion for cars as an excuse to spend more time doing things with me. She goes to junkyards to find parts and works on it with me, she's learning how to drive by my steady and patient hand crawling up her thigh, she's falling deeper in love with me and I with her and in the process she's learning valuable skills and I'm getting free and incredibly sexy labor.

lol gay

It's gay to be bonding over my favorite hobby with my future wife? It's gay to pick her up from school and have all her little friends look on with jealousy as she reminds them that there are no back seats so only my princess gets a ride home in the nicest car in town? It's gay that I'm literally teaching her how to drive and falling deeper and deeper in love with her?

>Because you probably dated a latino.
Mexicans like to attack the car. Both males and females. That's my experience from watching life in Arizona.

>go scorched earth
This. At the very least do the same back to her car

>> She shows up at my job (get this, I never gave her the name, address, phone number, not even the city that my jobsite was located at)
There are places that sell spy software to load into smartphones and PCs. They do not get listed on the list of visible apps. So you should at least do a security check on your phone so the GPS location isn't broadcast to her.

>> She demands that I give her an explanation as to why I would leave her
Women do this because they want to know how much you know about what they were doing. That way, they know how to invent excuses to give to their friends as to why they broke up. Such as the guy was hitting me. Abusive. Etc.

Be careful if she ever had copies of your keys. She knows your birthday, and presumably your social security number. With that, some things can be changed or snooped.

Lol how new are you to Veeky Forums? Doxxing is incredibly easy these days. Ie. I wanted to buy a car in the next city over 2 hours from me. Before I went to see it, I had only email correspondence with the person. From that alone I knew where she works (-ed), when she graduated, and where she lived. I was then subsequently able to get a Google maps image of her house to see that she did not have a garage. I also learned that she was most likely moving away as she also placed her house on the market, etc. It's not rocket science and takes a minute if you know what you're looking for. Also, don't stick your dick in crazy.

>Tl:dr Catch girl cheating, she keys MY truck as if I did something wrong

Don't blame women. All people resent being caught. Many times, the criminal will punish the witness if that is in their power. At my public library, the majority (always over 50% at all times of day) of users are homeless. They make noise, dirty up the place, don't respect the quiet room signs, and if you try to get them to quiet down, you can get threated or your car gets keyed. Basically, the homeless ban you from using the library. Yes, that is how it is if you have a car that is worth keeping unscratched and windows unbroken.

The problem is PEOPLE. There are good ethical people. But there are more and more people who are low quality. They don't care about anyone else. Only themselves matter unless they have to pretend to be nice in order to get something.

Treasure the people who are genuinely nice or polite.

>At the very least do the same back to her car

No, the best revenge is to live well. And of course, your friends all blab to her, right? Oh hey, user just got a new red BMW. She visits your workplace and there is only one red bmw so it must be yours. Photographs the plate, and enters it into the search site. Pay a fee and it coughs up all your data and even your insurance company.

or better she keys "his" bmw which is of course not his, and is sued by user's coworker