Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Only 9 inches?

What;s Dota 2's list of irredeemable shits, aka heroes that have been historically shit for most of their life..

visage until recently
chen in lower brackets
et until this past year
low key doom
low key wind
leoric has no competitive play

still same i think
HOTD and necrobook
but in offlane

Tinker never broke 45% winrate mark, even during the period when his skills were bugged to deal double damage.

-100 mmr in 1.5 hs thank you peru

i love u terrorblade

i fucking hate impatient butthurt niggers that dont pause. went 12-4 as lion against a sniper-pudge-pa team and wiped the fucking floor with them, but late in the game my internet disconnected and apparently faggots wouldn't pause for me and now ive got 4lp games to win along with -25

okay d2g i'm 684 mmr rn
my whole group of pc gamer friends make fun of me for it but ik i'm better then my mmr shows
i've been playing since 2014 and have over 1500 hours in this game
i dont want to make a smurf
how do i climb if i'm so deeep?

...

if you can farm ~50 creeps by 10 minutes as a carry then I'd guess you're around sub-3k

>leoric has no competitive play
???

>not even ranked
What is the fucking point.

>while there's still time

Whats you to stop from abandoning ship later?

visage, et, doom, wind and wk have all had large periods where they were popular

I could maintain a 80% winrate while playing LoL in the 1k bracket

>2017
>Still playing ranked.

Once it falls below 500,000 Gaben activates his secret technology and everybody left becomes trapped inside the game forever.

How is Monkey King doing in comp?

0% winrate

cant play ranked yet (smurf heheheha)

Like in scrims or pro opinion?

DAC qualifiers better not be as boring as I think they'll be

hes not in cm u retard

>digital immortality at the cost of playing dota forever

At least its not LoL.

>couldn't watch the dotapit grand finals in game
>request refund
>lolnope thanks goy

can someone explain to me why do boring sh*it like last-hitting exist
because i would really like to kown

>paying to watch a honeypot

how do i save the scratch build i've put together on a hero? it seems like all i can do is select some other build from a list

it's a beta

here's your dota duck

WHY THE FUCK CAN WE NOT SEE IF GET QUEUED WITH A FUCKING 4STACK

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RETARDED

You can see it after the game just fine

I NEED TO KNOW IF I HAVE TO CARRY THOSE FUCKHEADS

>wake up
>og has lost

ppd playing vs that invoker who cried like a bitch on reddit

Who else is /comfy/?

Drinking alcohol like a normie

Yeah, I should probably add some coke

turn down your brightness you fucking ape

>laptop
>windows 10
>only black label

>falling for the high rise meme

>not having a comfy Trump Tower apartment

Just go le balanced primate monarch all day every day, bruh.

they should make CM the main mode in ranked, that way people start getting experience drafting and understanding drafts

>having all those dollars and not a lick of sense

Double black actually

>Arteezy never wins a true lan
>Despite getting all his favorite heroes and farming styles buffed every single patch

rmyt when icefraud adds 100 extra gpm every patch and arteezy can only win dotapits

pls no

even some players in unranked are bad at drafting or forget that they've been randomly selected as captain

>playing a dead game

That's a grave misreading of the situation. Players like Artour were nerfed after the vast TI4 strategic meta triggered Reddit.

Bloodseeker was awful in every single incarnation except for a brief period during 6.84 or 6.85

Is Bulldog(our guy) going to stream today?

can i use earth spirit to climb out of 2k?

if you are good at the hero and rotating with the hero

I-is he... coming back?

>tfw using Invoker scripts
>tfw I easily climbed to 6k using them
>tfw I still have no idea how to really play the hero
I've even won local tournaments in my area using the scripts.

>pick earth spirit
>250 mana for an unreliable 200 damage and 2.15 seconds of CC at level 3
bad hero desu

What scripts are you using, user? Please share so maybe I can finally give Invoker a go.

Not in cm but like their personal encounters and opinions with monkey Kung.

Just google it and you will easily be able to find them.
I will probably give techies scripts a go next time, the best thing about scripts is that it's totally legit and Valve allows it.

no
you pick afk jungling (semi) carry every game and abuse retards
t: climbed from 2k to 4,2k

This one?
gist.github.com/kitchain/8518ae0166369df67fcd

>Players like Artour were nerfed after the vast TI4 strategic meta triggered Reddit.
>after TI4
>arteezy
>strategic

He literally went 'oh shit arteezy lost to VG's smart push it's not like it was arteezy's fault going midas on alchemist, I better buff arteezy's poor item choices by giving him an extra 2000 gold every time he gets a kill in a barely lost game', how the fuck was that a nerf to Shiteezy you stupid fanboy?

MIDAS

FUCKING

ALCHEMIST

whats the point of using scripts on invoker how are you 6k if you're so fucking braindead and useless that you cant invoke spells

fuckign stupid anime posters why are they so desperate for attention

I think that's the one, yes. Easy MMR now awaits you.

You're wrong here. Farming is his strength and farming was removed from the game. And I know you're a Redditor because memepush is literally all Redditor's remember about TI4.

Anyone wanna explain why this faglord gets almost 9k worth of items for 4.2k and one item slot?

because even after the fact he's still one of the worst heros of the patch

Cuz he's a farming hero in a fighting meta

Enjoy your vac ban
>hey guys ez scripts
>really where
>u-uh, just google it, i totally cant check my history for where i got it
>o-oh, my dotabuff or a screenshot of my mmr? S-silly goyim, dont you believe me? Ez mmr!

I knew something was fishy.

>Being this mad because people play smarter and more effective than him.
Vavle themselves even said it's ok to use scripts.

invokergame_dot_com, it's not even that hard dude. Just beat classic in under 10 seconds and you're g2g

>13th most-picked
>Above 45% winrate
>"One of the worst heroes"
que?

>bragging about internet points a computer script made possible
new low even for the gulags standard

>finishing a radiance on 20
It's all downhill from here, boys.
>finishing a battlefury on 20
Alright, i'll help me farm and then i'll sell this piece of shit.
>finishing a maelstrom on 20
My support took all my lane farm and this is my only chance.

What's way worse is playing with a maphack and losing

i dont play invoker, if he's on my team i yell at him to go qe, if he's on the enemy, i gank him relentlessly from offlane
>Guys, Valve, THEMSELVES, said that giving them all of my shekels is the best way to support the game!
>o-oh btw, i cant post my dotabuff, cuz my profile is corrupted. B-but here's another anime picture, do you believe me now?

So Meepo is free MMR right now, correct?

Sure if you can finish in 30 minutes.

What happened to farming? I liked farming.

FUCK FARMING WIN EARLY TEAMFIGHTS WIN THE GAME FAGGOT
-IceFrog

>Oh? You like farming? I sure hope you don't mind we push all your t1's as 5, take Rosh, then your t2's, then your shrines and the win the game while you """"""""farm""""""""

It's not even this, it's

>Oh you need 25 minutes to become a real hero? Don't mind us while we take your ancient

It's not even this, it's
>Oh you need 25 minutes to be a real hero? Don't mind us while we become a real human bean.

It's not even this, it's
>Oh you need 25 years to become a real human? Don't mind us while we stay rich and powerful without having to work a single minute

Why is naga good and antinage bad despite requiring more farm?

Pretty close, but it's actually
>Oh you need 25,000 years to develop civilization? Don't mind us while we explore the galaxy and propagate our ayyy genes

naga isn't good

however naga can delay harder than am because she can splitpush and disrupt teamfights