Busy junction

>blocking junctions in queued traffic

>badge says toyota 86
>It's actually a scion frs

They don't even do that here. They merge into oncoming traffic doing 50km/h and cut in front of semi trucks doing 120km/h. It's dangerous as fuck. 7 out of 10 times it's a 20-something year old Asian chick in a AMG or M with 500hp.

>Make a delivery
>It's top floor apartment

>no turn signal
>takes forever to brake for unexplained reasons
>and then turns slow as fuck

>right lane ends
>see someone pass on the right and then try to merge

>truck with hi-beams on driving behind you
>no way to signal him

Be glad it isn't light bars like around here

>rush hour
>traffic proceeds to roll at 3 mph for 3 blocks
>i have a manual transmission

>accidentally leave signal on for four intersections
>actually turn

>not having a car with 1st geared so high that it will crawl at 3mph

>tfw 3 mph lugs the engine to 700rpm and i have to ride the clutch

>tfw my indicator is fucked and sometimes doesn't work, have to either push it down and keep pressure or turn it on and off constantly until it works
>can't imagine the amount of times other drivers thought I was a dickhead turning without indicator

I made the mistake once of turning in front of a car like this. The car came driving slow down the road with his right turn signal on so I pulled in front of him thinking he was actually going to turn. The fucking faggot came to a screeching halt and almost hit me, spazzing on his horn for 30 seconds straight. I realize it was my fault since I should've known or at least waited until he turned and the cars behind him were gone but it was a rookie mistake. I haven't made that mistake since then. You gotta learn sometime.

>that fuckhead going uphill 20 under the limit
>pick a lower gear
>engine screams
>pick a higher gear
>not enough power to go up the hill at that rpm
>cant overtake because my turn off is coming up
>he takes the turnoff too

>superior manual experience
too bad I ktf too

>driving somewhere with mom in passenger's seat
>turning left into parking lot on other side of 3-lane
>see pickup with signal on in his far left lane
>looks like he's turning into the oncoming half of the cutout where I am, could go
>"just go he's turning"
>"nah I'll wait"
>he wasn't fucking turning

>cruise control barely works
>have to constantly tap the brakes to get it to set
>everyone behind me probably thinks im fucking retarded

Try to blip the gas a little before the clutch grabs. Just a lil' blip.

>tfw that first morning blip

>turn wipers on
>smears shit all over the glass

>light rain
>user turn yuore headlights on its 4 safetey 111!

>intersection with stop sign
>cant see SHIT because my mum refuses to move her fat head
>ok user its clear
>car speeds past a second later

>wash car with hose
>leaves shit waterspots
>wash car by driving in rain
>0 waterspots

>shit traffic
>try to crawl in 1st gear at idle
>2 slow
>put foot down a little
>car jerks and goes fucking apeshit
>too fast
>take foot off throttle a bit
>car jerks and goes fucking apeshit
>2 slow again

>implying i want to wear out my throw out bearing ya cunt.

besides i still get going faster than the other fuck sticks in their beige slushboxes that are busy staring at their phones

if it () was an auto it would've just picked the higher gear and you'd have no power at all

Pay attention to the other traffic lights if you're the first car, get it in gear and start creeping forward slowly once their lights go orange.
That way if you stall it you've still got a couple seconds to recover

retards behind will assume your going and if you stall they will re end you

This shit right here is the stuff of nightmares for me, really making me stop and think before getting a manual for my first car
>Live in an area with a lot of hills
>Terrified of parallel parking on a hill
>Terrified of stop lights and stop signs on a hill
What the fuck do I do about this?

Then how was the guy he was stuck behind in the autotragic going 20 under?
checkmate, atheists

Handbrake lad

get gud. either heel toe or just be able to catch the clutch real quick before you roll back. Don't be afraid to go and drive those roads in a manual tho it's the only way u will learn

literally only if you are shit at clutch

That's what I was implying.
Any retard can hillstart using a handbrake

fuckhead was doing 20 under before we got to the hill

>be someone
>waiting for traffic lights
>taking forever
>soccer mom in BMW X6 behind you
>release brake briefly to reposition foot
>brake lights dissapear for a moment
>soccer mom thinks it's go time and rear ends you

Always afraid this will happen to me.

I secretly hope this happens to me so they fuck up their bumper and I get that insurance check if they do it hard enough. Also raise their insurance

>that fuckhead going uphill 20 under the limit
wasn't obvious from your post

Ok so what if I'm parallel parking in a tight spot on a hill?
Sure backing up I just keep the clutch in and use the brake, but what if I want to inch forward?
I could risk either rolling into the car behind me or blasting face first into the car in front of me
>sweaty.jpg

keep it in first and just let the clutch up some and inch forwards

Remember

your neck doesn't hurt, your back hurts.
It doesn't matter if a PI can catch a video of you whipping your head around to look at a loud noise if it's your baaaaaack.

Ok so,
>Backed up into spot by pressing the clutch in and modulating speed with brake
>Put car in first, brake in and let out the brake and clutch a bit to inch forward and adjust front
Is that right?

I'd start with the car in first. the other depends your cars torque and the severity of the hill. You might be able to just let the brake off completely and slip the clutch to move forward. The pieces are all there, just don't hit someone's car. Or find a better parking space

>stop light at the top of a steep hill
>car behind always pulls up a millimeter away from my bumper
>presses the horn the moment the light turns green
>panic and floor the gas with my handbrake on and my clutch out
>release handbrake and launch forward
>familiar smell of dirty socks fills my cabin as the clutch burns

I have to do this every morning. I hardly ever use the handbrake for hills anymore in this particular spot, without fail, some fat BMW or Mercedes always manages to pull up within a fucking nanometer of my bumper and always starts slamming on the horn likena retard not letting me focus. One of these days I'll just let my dented used civic roll into one of these financed German cars to teach these assholes a lesson and maintaining a leading distance.

just say fuck them and go just before the light goes red

My golf crawls in first on flat ground

Where are you at?

Toronto.

>Be at the top of a hill, red light
>Give courtesy 10 feet for car in front
>Car in back creeps up to my bumper
>Know they're trying to fraud me
>Light turns green
>Somehow manage to not roll the car enough to hit the one in back of me
>Give the faggot in back of me a nice courtesy wave as I drive away
Freakin' nerd.

You're just a bad driver m8

>mfw in my first car which was a manual 1985 s10 blazer 4x4
>stalling that shit constantly
>Sitting at a light on a hill
>lady in fuck hueg escalade pulls up inches behind me
>light turns green for about 1 second before she lays on the horn
>panic and stall the shit out of the truck
>takes about 30 seconds to get the shitbox started again
>right as light is about to turn red i dump that fucking clutch and the sound of dat carbd v6 screams as my offroad tires light up
>look back and she is stuck at the red light with tire smoke everywhere

Its happened to the best of us

Never happened to me.

:^)

notice he said 'best'

Yeah huh

people who drive slow as fuck then slam on the gas and start accelating their speed while going uphill. fucking waste of fuel

>Stalling a car
>Call yourself "best"
Nah m80, nah.

>driving behind line of fuckwits who stomp the brake and the gas alternating every 5 seconds
hope these dumb cunts get rear ended

1. okay, the people who leave like two car lengths at a fucking light (esp in turn lanes) and end up blocking traffic behind them, or traffic backs up into the previsou intersection cuase they wouldnt move forward.
-not a problem in fly over states and suburbia, but in the city this fucking pisses me off

2. when the car in front of you wants to make a right. can fit and make a right, but wont attempt to try and make the right so they just block you from making a right.

likewise when that car in the very front could.
A. pull forward a bit so yall can fit and make a right turn on red
B. could have initially been a little more to the left so others behind him could make a right on red

like i said, these are city problems and generally not an issue in the county or suburbia

abcd

another thing that pisses me off is fuckers clutch braking in stop and go freeway traffic, ive almost rear ended a few fucks cuase i didnt realize they were slowing down right as everything had started to speed up

also im trying to conserve fossil fuels when i drive so i accelerate slowly yet some cities have thier lights timed so you can only catch the series of green lights if you smash on the gas pedal and accelerate like an aasshole.

even worse is those cities where the lights are triggered to turn red as you approach them, even if there are no other cars at the intersection, HUGE WASTE OF FUEL

even worse than that is when that light also turns on the 30 second crosswalk timer FUCK FUCK FUCK

even worse is when it is TINY city blocks like 250feet between each light

>light turns green JUST as i stop at it

oh god and i slow down as i approach red lights in hopes of still having momentum as the light turns green. by doing this i am wasting more gas becuase it causes everyone around me to get pissed off and slam on the gas as they cut me off towards the red light

>it's in a low income area
>They don't tip
>They never tip

>mum opens door using the ol' yank the door as hard as you can method

I try to use this method but people just freak out and violently pass me.

mfw literally me

>have 3.08 with a t56 and a dodgy throttle
halp

This was me when i started stick this summer. Don't worry bro, your'e gonna make it

>low income area
>go to lock doors as you're sitting at a red light
>its loud enough for the people crossing the crosswalk to look at your direction

and then you end up stopping at the rear bumper of the car that passed you right as the light turns green. FUCK THAT MOTHER FUCKER I COULDVE BEEN STARTING BACK UP AT LIKE 10MPH IF THE FUCKING FOUR ASSHATS BEHIND ME DIDNT GET ALL PISSY AND SLAM PAST ME AND CUT ME OFF THEN BRAKE JUST TO GET AT THE FUCKING REDLIGHT BECUASE WHEN YOURE IN TRAFFIC YOU NEED TO BE IN FRONT OF FUCKING EVERYONE

cant cuck me when im on my fucking bike unless youre literally willing to run me over or pull out a gun and shoot me ,,,only place ive ever been scared to ride a bike was alburquerqmethy new mexico

>Not having a car that locks its doors past 10 MPH automatically, or at the very least locking them yourself the second you get in the car
Honestly your fault tbqh senpai.

My hometown has all of those, except the lights don't always turn red as you approach. There are a few bad intersections, but one of the worst involves five different lights over about a quarter of a mile. First light going east has neighborhoods on both sides plus a theater, second light has railroad tracks and a special bus route that cut across it, third light turns into an incredibly busy shopping area and row of businesses/strip malls on one side and three car dealerships on the other, fourth light is the actual major intersection (no right turn lane of course), and the fifth light is across the major intersection that has hotels and big box stores on one side and banks and restaurants on the other.
Also all the lights are poorly timed, the train is ALWAYS there, and it's like rush hour from 7am to 9pm every day.

>mfw trying not to die every time

i just restarted for the 5th time after a long 4 year break.

feels bad mayne im only on day 5

Similar experience
>at stop sign to turn right onto highway
>Asian man goes into turn lane to turn right where I am
>ihaveabadfeelingaboutthis.jpg
>don't pull out on purpose
>Asian man just keeps riding
>there isn't even road on the other side, he's just riding his moped on the gravel
I learned that day to not assume, or he might be dead

>sweep across 3 lanes of heavy traffic at a dangerous rate of speed
>no signal

Asian women. Every damn time.
"I go now. Good luck everybody else!"

I did that this morning.
>driving a friend to work way earlier than I usually commute
>approach nice curve that banks in and climbs right
>always try to hit the apex like a race kar
>turning in
>turn on the right blinker

The minivan behind me probably though I was retarded. Sometimes the corner is so hektic that you just need blinkers

I do everything in my power to punish people like this.

>stop light at the top of a steep hill
>first week driving stick
>first week driving mk4 gti shitbox
>no plates
>cop pulls up behind me
>ohgodohgodohgod
>he sees a young male in a sporty car with no plates
>ohgodohgodohgod
>light turns green
>gas it too much
>turbo induced burnout barely moves up the hill
>wtf do these traction lights mean
>ESP wat are you doing
>bro-cop doesn't give a shit
>drive like a granny until he turns off
>eventually get gud at stick

>beamer in the driveway
>basketball hoop in the cement
>tip: /

>reusing a Family Guy joke in 2017

same here
i do not let them in no matter what

>On motorcycle
>Stopped on a decline
>Think "Hmm yeah this hill is steep enough to ease into second and skip first"
>It never works and makes for a jerky start
I think I'm a special kind of retarded, but I never learn and always try that.

>let gf drive my car to go somewhere
>she uses the e-brake as the brakes
J U S T
U
S
T

>gf
Lol fag

Just release the clutch a wee bit and you'll creep forward at a slow pace

>not having the headlights on at all times

ISHYGDDT

>let gf drive
>She uses the e-brake as if Love is in Danger

stop two metres behind the car in front of you. When a car approaches from behind creep forward a bit and stop

holy fuck. are you that desperate for a laugh?