League of Legends General - /lolg/

>tfw my sweet Vlad hasn't been mentioned in 3+ threads now

why did Riot kill him. He is so cute.

pic related is my new hometown

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>win lane
>everyone blames the loser instead of congratulating the winner for being good
??

>tired of seeing lee sin, poppy, kat, leblanc, and caitlyn CONSTANTLY in ranked
>decide to go to norms to memepick and try to have fun
>surprise, its lee sin, poppy, kat, lb, and cait trying as hard as they fucking can to get their normal draft LP

why is this game so fucking garbage? I dont want to play any of the stupid fucking cancer champs but i literally HAVE TO to win

just burned my hand making noodles
it is bad, can't play feels bad

>superfed camille jumps on khazix
>I'm right beside him, hiding on the bush
>her veil is down, should be an easy kill
>mfw it fucking goes up right before I ult her
I'm not even mad that zed and khazix spent the entire game feeding her or how irelia lost to trundle because the latter got some assists for teleporting bot when I fucking told her that there were free kills on the dragon pit.

This was clearly an act of god and I was fated to lose this one.

Post female champions that would leglock you so that you can't pull out

i need to take a break from lol and play some good plot game to chill and enjoy
what would u suggest?
hows bioshock? I never played it

just git gud

They should make a bikini line. Fucking hell, when DoA is allowed to, we should too.

Bikini. And Evening Dress. And Schoolgirl. You get the idea.

GIT GUD with something new and fun

AUTISM

BASED

10 BANS SOON

E THE BITCH FIRST NEXT TIME FFS

I love Lissandra!

>It is rumored that a demon king fell in love with the young warrior after witnessing her bloodlust in battle. So enchanted was the demon, it fashioned jade gauntlets for the warrior as tokens of endless devotion.

So who is the Vifag?

5v5 isn't for fun. It's played to be won.

If you want to have fun go play a meme mode like Ascension or something where literally no one cares about what you play. That, or stop giving a fuck if you win.

Anyone on this list.

Yes even the males.

the male version would do it as well~

>Kindred
>Camille
>Leglocking
No!

>10 bans

Can't wait to ban lee sin EVERY. SINGLE. GAME. EVER. until the end of time.

>It's played to be won.
the people picking kata and Lee in blind aren't playing to win, they're trying to get duh biegu puraysu

>your team's warwick miscasts his ult while ghosted and blood hunting and moves forward 100 units, then blows all his mana on Qs while he doesn't have red or blue
>enemy team ww predicts every flash/dash with his Q and lands max range ults on recalling targets within .5 secs of safely backing

None of them look "king" enough to me.
Aside from Jhin and Talon, the rest look like they came straight from a budget kabuki play.

Jhin. Also, post yfw Blood Moon Jhin is 1850 RP and has a unique VO.

What's that India? Functioning Sanitation system? Naw what you need to spend those shekels on is an aircraft carrier. And maybe a statue of some guys carrying longswords.

You dont fucking understand, retard.

IT WAS DOWN

IT WAS DOWN WHEN I DROPPED EVERYTHING

AND WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO LAY THE FINAL SMACKDOWN ULT

IT WENT UP

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IT WAS DOWN IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN SHE HASNT ENCOUNTERED ANYONE PRIOR TO HER JUMPING ON OUR CRICKET

>lee sin is OP

wake up

They can

It might just hurt a little.

They all have good thighs, but which ones would instinctively leglock you, or want you to cum inside every time?

gee wiz user, I don't know :3

Which champion lets me pound flesh?

So is the Blood Moon skin line supposed to appeal to edgy teens? Aside from a couple of them, they're all gaudy trash like the Project skins.

Also, are they not creative enough that they have to keep expanding skin lines instead of coming up with new ones?

big siom

aright so is the new Warwick any good

B-b-b-b-but what if your fifth pick has it highlights! Banning it would be toxic! ;-;

What's wrong with being leglocked by lamb?

I want a new soulreaver skin

>being this autistic

>lee sin is annoying
tryhards WILL unilaterally deny this. Whatever user, once 10 banes will come, I'll never see another lee sin in any of my games ever again and that makes me happy

Which champion lets me share dosh with my lads?

Jhin:
>his 'power color' is gold
>his serial killer title is "Golden Demon"
>his name literally translates to "Golden Excellence" in Ionian

>give him a Blood Moon skin
>make the basic color scheme navy blue with some red

????

This is starting to fuel my autism, I like the skin but I just don't like the color scheme going for it.

I almost want to make a thread on reddit or the official boards to complain about this. Almost.

At least they made him an actual demon and not the stupid "it's a guy in a costume!" gig.

>hit by a skillshot
>this is the fault of you, not by the skill of the enemy
>out-smited by enemy jg
>this is the fault of you, not the skill of the enemy

Bioshock 1 is pretty good

If you're looking for recommendations, you should play some classic PC games.
Thief 1/2 are fantastic stealth games with great stories. System Shock 2 is by the same company, though to be fully honest I haven't played it yet.
Fallout 1/2 are, as expected, great story games as well.
Deus Ex is a great game. Ross Scott's game dungeon on it was excellent.

Kindred's legs are nothing but twitches to easy break and Camille's just going to cut your torso in half.

>leglocked by lamb
>Lamb
Not committing it.

Tfw no Diana GF

Lulu is my STAR!

I'm her GUARDIAN!

>heals for ~1800 if he's below 25% health and ults something
>has an irelia Q with %damage AND %healing that can follow blinks
>has a stronger Garen W but with a lower CD and an AOE fear attached

...

Are you going to spam this every thread? I dont want to be hated like lulufags

Reddit seems to fucking love Jhin for some reason, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone decides to make a fan made chroma for him later on.
I remember there a damn good one for Lord Darius way back.

>Azir leg locks your face, your head is warm and surrounded by feathers
>Pantheon legs locks your face, your head is crushed instantly killing you
>Taric leg locks your face, you feel a gentle yet firm touch around you
>Braum leg locks your face, a warm friendliness unlike any other surrounds you
>Zed leg locks your face HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOH *Splat*
>Shen leg locks your face, a humming noise is heard as you teleport somewhere else
>Rengar leg locks your face, he is reworked
>Jarvan leg locks your face, he is trying to be as powerful as Camille
>Ezreal leg locks your face, he can't.
>Singed leg locks your face, *A summoner has disconnected*

>winning right now in the game
>team (including me) messes up but it's okay since they can't press anything
>surrender vote from our top laner
>top continues to do things that cause us to lose advantages
>says we didn't deserve to win anyway

Why the fuck would you intentionally play bad to justify giving up?

>Not committing it.
What are you trying to say?

His W has to be the stupidest thing

Is Diana a hero, or a champion?

youtube.com/watch?v=bjq2fy66y9c

heres some help filtering a persistent autist who has nothing better to do than spend time every post to edit his pic making sure its not filtered (it is now)

Not going to be a Scottish that fucks lambs and sheeps.

Take a champion, any champion
he's now the final boss of an RPG
pick a set of abilities
pick a theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=eXpefH-JqVE
>Lay waste and underworld destruction
first one is AOE, low damage,second is single target, but heavy damage
>wall of the dammned and wall of pain
first one protects karthus, can be destroyed, second one debuffs party
>defile and valley of soul
first one has a 1 turn cast, deals damage at the start of player phase and lasts 3 turns
secon one has a 2 turns cast, deals more damage and has a chance of fear
>Requiem
3 turns cast, can be interrumped by a stun, but is a low chance. Extreme damage, 3 turns is plenty of time to cast Revive or interrumpt it
>Second form: Death defied
comes back, cant be interrupted and deals more damage, but casts 1 turn slower

Ronald Mcdonald Champ when?

Im not the Dianafag
I just want a Diana GF to kill me

but thats 100% winrate combined

because he is "artistic" and "cold" and has a wicked sense of humor.

I love Jhin too, but I can understand why reddit likes him. It's literally why wouldn't you?

Jhin obviously. The skin looks pretty high-class and elegant.

Twisted Fate and Diana are just humans in costumes.

Jhin and Talon are legit demons. Just check out Jhin's left eye as well as his right arm and shoulder.

Plus Jhin loves guro so of it'd make sense for him to get turned on by a girl brutality bashing people to death with her fists or something crazy like that.

I hope we get fan art soon.

Yeah, but it just isn't the same sense other people can't see the custom skins, only you; y'know?

Still, I use custom golden chroma pack if someone comes out with one either way.

Are you the gurosmut fag?? LEAVE DIANA AND KAYLE ALONE

Diana – Scorn of the Moon

Rioto is so clever.

I don't know, can't explain shit behaviour. Once I got tilted hard by some small shit in the game, and proceeded to run down mid and intentionally feed the enemy. I went 3/17 or something like that. My team didn't give up and we actually won, but I felt ashamed of myself for acting like such a stupid kid.

IDK man, I might just be mentally ill.

What bothers me most about the new Bloodmoon Jhin skin is the fact that he has TWO horns rather than one singular horn on the left/right side of his head.

>"Symmetry is so boring."
>Give him two horns
>makes him look Symmetrical

Whoever designed it needs to be fucking fired.

I don't like edge, unless it's manly as fuck and American

blood moon skins aren't meant to reflect the character's personality anymore, at that point they're supposed to be either priestesses (ie Akali and Elise) or demons (everyone else)

>PLAYING A MARKSMAN CHAMPION AS A JUNGLER
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

i bet your stupid ass plays shit like GRAVES JG TOO fuckin SILVER SURFING FAGGIT

It's so they can make chromas of that jhin skin.

>Rengar leg locks your face, he is reworked
Made me chuckle

Now THIS is what I call autism
wouldn't be surprised if a yorick fag responds to this seriously

Faggotry is cancer.

>LAN
Embarassing.

At lest he only has one functioning glowing eye and one mega-deformed demonic arm to vary it up a bit.

What do the arrows on Syndra's balls signify? Is that the location they'll fly when you E them?

you realize like 2 seconds in Paint undoes all your hard work right

Yes.

what's even more embarassing is that NA has less ranked players than LAN :)

Yeah, that's probably exactly what they'll do desu.

Though I think High Noon would a stronger contender. Depends on how well BM Jhin sells and if its sales surpass High Noon.

>BWAAAAA PEOPLE CANT HAVE FUN
kill yourself, its a break from faggots, furrys and waifufags

>all your hard work
>3 button clicks is hard wok

Probably why LAN is considered the largest joke of a server
LMAO

>Blood Moon Aurelion Sol
>Blood Moon Diana
>Blood Moon Yorick
>but no
>Blood Moon twisted Fate.

What the fuck.

whats the most obnoxious bot lane you can have in a single instance?

my vote goes for braum/naut, morde/naut, braum/morde

>autistic shit is supposedly fun
user have you bean tested recently?

zyra/cait without question

I actually never play anything other than Kindred unless I'm autofilled or ARAM

CertainlyT here with the newest champion im working on

Kulnix the Electromancer

>P: Chain Reaction
Whenever Kullnix kills a unit all units of the same type around it are marked, when a unit gets two marks they are stunned for a short duration
>Q: Static Blast
Throws a bolt in a direction dealing damage to all enemys hit
>W: Stormcalling
Channels recovering mana and empowering his next auto attack causing it to deal its damage as magic damage and marks the target with a Chain Reaction mark
>E: Nullflux
Creates a cone in front of him absorbing any abilities fired into it.
He is locked into the direction of the cone (moving causes him to strafe like skarner ult).
If an ability is absorbed he gains move speed for a duration and his Q will do bonus damage and mark enemies hit with a Chain Reaction mark.
Casting an ability or using an auto attack cancels Nullflux
>R: Overcharge
His auto attacks gain range, deal bonus magical damage, pierce targets and are aoe. If an auto attack hits a champion he gains move speed (doesnt stack)

>3 button clicks is hard wok

well yes. but producing this list and image must have taken many hours:

>two melee champions are the most obnoxious botlane even though botlane is currently made of 95% ranged champions

what did he mean by this

We have Blood Moon Diana though?

The problem is that it looks like poorly-designed shit and literally some kind of 750 skin.

I agree that Twisted Fate was a retarded choice for this skin line though.