Senran Kagura General #978 /skg/

Hikage's funny jokes edition
Previous thread NEWS
>New Game
gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-announced-ps4
>Water-Gun Themed TPS
>Release 17th of March 2017 in Japan

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/JiapWFDL
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK: NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 11/22/16)
mega.nz/#!D5F1kSYY!Pm8KOrtA1mPcFxtdqyjIOnpB9Tkef9pS-_w1KtkM9gk
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Japanese 2ch Thread Futalog
futalog.com/index.php?mode=ttl&s_word=�M���J�O
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

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youtube.com/watch?v=jNk6JZ3K92k
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Welcome to Hikage's thread about Hikage's game in Hikage's universe set on Hikage's world for Hikage's enjoyment as Hikage grows up with Hikage's friends in a environment that was made for Hikage

Good afternoon boobgen

>Hikage craves structure and order

Fucking Lawfags.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

That has nothing to do with what Hikage craves!

I love my cute, soft little Yomi!

No HATRED ON EVERY GIRL below this line!

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This is the cutest squid.

Luvin' Hikage!

These pussies are super cute!

SUPER CUTE!

/skeegee/ will never get out of the dressing room in the Switch SK game!

sensei needs a man

Are Miyabi Burger canon now?
youtube.com/watch?v=jNk6JZ3K92k

Is it wrong for Homura to eat Miyabi's hamburger?

>Is it wrong for Homura to eat Miyabi's hamburger?
What do you mean?

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Which Senran would be the best wife?

I think this one would be

I did one. Neh, never again.

Hikage wants to know more!

>people call Haruka fat when Yomi is the real porker

Haruka is an oinker, but Yomi is just plain fat.

I concur

>happy, loving paizuri from your yomi waifu

Yomi is not fat

Her form is like that of gentle rolling hills

Yomi made Senran Kagura great!

Not enough snek, OP.

>95% of your salary would go to the slums
>buying a shirt for five burgerbucks would incur her wrath
Good luck. I hope you like eating weeds.

Yomi would force the whole family to have only one meal a day, one set of clothes, et cetera. This is canon from her GH stories. She would be a terrible wife.

You'd live with the Crimson Squad and they'd provide plenty of funds for living

Yomi doesn't take away everything from her loved ones these days. Only ungrateful and selfish wretches like Murakumo.

Mirai would be the best wife!

terribly cute, I agree!

beansprout farts!

Asubutt

why is Asuka so lewd?

Asuka's gonna be a big girl!

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CUTEST SENRAN!!!

You come home to your house and find your favorite senran blind-folded and bonded by ropes to a chair. What is your next course of action?

Untie her and take off her blind fold.
I think they were meant for me.

Let the snek go free

I should untie her. But on one hand my senrans Daidouji so I'm pretty sure she could break out by herself so maybe it's a gift for me? I don't know/

stop wasting images for your unfunny shit

Yomi would force an impoverished lifestyle on you.
Best wives (where the goal is nurturing and responsible, having children):

Yozakura
Ikaruga
Asuka
Kafuru

Best girlfriends (where the goal is outgoing and fun)

Shiki
Katsuragi
Renka
possibly Miyabi and Homura

Best sex on the DL (where the goal is just getting off, but these are girls that'll accept being a mistress while in another relationship):

Minori
Hanabi
Ryouna
Haruka

>no hamster backpack quote

Dai... you're fired. It's time to Make /skg/ Great Again, believe me folks. Why don't we use the last imageless 100 posts in threads to suggest OP quotes?

>Girl with the body most fit for breeding is the one who is scared of boys

post ryoubi butt

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Fixed the pic.

SWEET JESUS FUCK WHAT IS THAT!?

Cannibalism, my friend.

Miyabi loves to show people around town.

This and other fartfagging can pls go and stay go, but the other two are important /skg/ staples. It's a pure girl setting a good example for today's women by slut shaming Ikaruga.

It's my birthday today! Post Ryounas!

Here's your present.

Happy Doggoday.

This girl has a substandard chest.

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I got a present for you: a new collar!

Excuse me sir, your doggo is humping my slut's leg. She already has enough indistinct animal scents on her already, she doesn't need more!

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Pump my cum

happi birthday

man i really set myself up for that one, damn

i want to be that man

Help me justify spending ~$500 on a PS4 so I can play PBS

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Best face.

you get to play bloodborne and nioh too

And Gravity Rush and Yakuza

And Ace Combat 7 but I'm expecting that to end up being multiplat.

Yakuza 0 comes out this week.

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[x]inseminate

Also EDF, Digimon and Miku Future Tone.

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These boobs are too big and subsequently disgusting.

Get out of here Ryoubi.

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I don't even need to unspoiler it.

Shoo.

Every time I wonder who thought this card was a good idea.

It was a great idea. I wish I was one of Kumo's wolves I bet she's super gentle with them too

I wish to inseminate repeatedly.

followed up by gentle cuddle while falling asleep with several vibrators clacking inside of her.

I want to watch Kumo be gentle with her wolves

Would Ryouna even be able to fall asleep?

It's like a dream come true.

Miyabi wants to have sex with old men in public shop?

What senrans don't get uncomfortable when you talk about their family?

Is there even a single one?

Asuka

Also Hikage, because no emotions

>Talk about Hanzo near Asuka
>She subconsciously shields her breasts

hibbers

Miyabi is a girl! A GIRL!

What's the best way to bully Ryoubi?

Asuka's boobs are fat. I love Asuka's fat.

If she's a girl then she won't get embarassed if we all talk about her big fat titties and how much we want to kiss her juicy pussy!

smug bubs

I want to sniff Haruka's farts

Giving Miyabi a nice big smooch on her lips!
Both of them!

Friendly reminder that will shut up if we all stop "I want to" posting.

user I think you're letting that bother you too much

I want to see a future without him.

Zero issues:
Asuka
Ikagura
Hibari
Mirai
Imu
Murasaki
The new girls from EV.

Yagyu only lost a younger sister so home life would be somewhat normal.