/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General

Tenth for implementation of Grey Abduction gamemode.

ayylmao

So I heard Hippiestation is closing down on the 11th, need anymore players?

Just kidding, I know you guys are already full of refugee shitters.

Dear Security,
How would you like a personal bodyguard? One that hides in your bag, stun baton in hand, ready to strike on anyone who attacks you?

Swing by Botany and request a baby Diona of your very own. Unable to shoot, but able to wield a riot shield and stun baton, the little buggers are robust and loyal.

Some fangface shooting you the hairy eyeball? Ling giving you the sting? Clown got you slipping up? No longer a problem! The moment you go down your green protector will leap from your bag like a wind up Rape-In-A-Box, swinging beating and rustling! What's that? They were taken down? POOF! They evolve, shooting up, fully healing, picking that baton back up and swinging again to save your life!

Stop by Botany and put some safety in your bag today!

t. diona who steals the armory because nobody wants him as a guard dog

having a guard diona pets pretty gud

powergaming of the worst caliber

>Copying the OP text from the last thread
0/10

random image from my gameplay guidelines + ideas folder

got any trader content?

amasec?

>loyal

turning the bar into a bunker would be fun

Those are all good ideas, I think I'll steal the dead pool desu

Are diona nymphs considered valid yet?

yea its amasec. powerful badcode.

never played trader

lul

Do any servers do this? Sounds so comfy for my 4-5 AM shifts which is generally when I play

>that
>anywhere near the worst kind of powergaming
I think if a diona popped out of their bag while I was giving someone the succ I'd probably laugh.

Only if they start breaking the law

>Stu Pit throws my MMI off the shuttle 4nr
>ghost after it leaves the station
>he's braindead
why

>French Nationalism made it out alive

Nice, I love the mime spell

Good job stopping the singuloose, borgo.

Flash cameras aren't used nearly enough for how stronk they are

>you throw the White-Beet
>the white-beet squishes

Getting comfy in the outpost and learning botany with Rina, good round

>ask HoP for engineering access
>removes my access
>his door is open
>slip him and dumpster him
>left his ID in the computer

sweet sweet karma

The yakketey saxing in a 1x1 corridor WITH a human barrier made it kinda hard to catch him, but we did it senpai

That medbay ride was enough for one night.

xenobotany

in other words yes

>tfw just growing plants and teaching plant genetics while the main station goes up in flames with all the panic on the radio
Its an abstract kidna comfy.

>try to contain the chaos
>fail
>cry as it spirals out of control
>and everyone blames you for it

I made the white beats squishy last round

t. chef
You were a good botanist

>tfw tight assed HoPs get their comeuppance

I hope I helped
I havent played in months and I only enjoy beekeping. Know nothing about plant genetics.

well clowned

This sounds comfy as fuck desu

I don't expect you, or any botanist to know plant genetics. As long as you don't let plants die or hog every single tray with weed/towercaps/whatever I have zero problem with your performance

>trick Avada Colander into giving me my CMO ID back
>flash her cuff her and haul her to the brig
>she starts spamming emotes flooding the chat while in her cell
>a few minutes later while dealing with the station generally going to shit, I start getting spammed on PDA from a Jamarion Graham
>"kys faggot"
>can't stop laughing
>later while helping the RD, get flashed, dragged into maint, stripped, cuffed and left in a locker by Jamarion Graham
>tfw I thought Avada was a ling using Jamarion's body to get her vengeance
>tfw Jamarion helped Avada for some unknown reason to me
>tfw neither of them were fucking tators
How the fuck are Avada and Jamarion linked here?
Please fucking spoonfeed me because I am baffled.

That round was just a fucking wild ride, even as far as Medbay rides go.
I mean I usually play Medbay so I'm used to it, but this was just on a whole other level of wild.

Fucking nice clowning you cheeky cunt.
I slipped you with your own banana peel in the beginning though, 9/10.

I'm sorry Rick, I tried, I truly did.

That round wasn't that bad Rick

just being a waifu literally has legions of fucking nerds ready to bend the knee

but if you really want to know, look at the logs

Who was the guy who made all that produce in botany?
Whatcha do?

Right thanks for reminding me.
Jamarion died, she took his ID and PDA and then came after me.
Still hilarious though.

I learned

According to the logs Jamarion was Avada, the ckey linked to Jamarion's name is avadanatinde who is also avada colander

I the chef made the plant that made all the produce
The botanist took care of them and harvested them for me
Sadly I could not stay in the kitchen as long as I needed to since syndie duty called and viral infections
ask on discord some time @killette2

Why not just link both canisters to one vent?

It was to show that I learned to contain fires in a burn chamber made out of glass, last round I accidentally plasmafire flooded maint because I put the windows the inner tiles facing outwards instead of the outer tiles facing inward.

hi

I swear lowpop has better medbay and sec numbers.

>Security lasering random people in the shuttle
for what purpose

>wanting to monitor the wild ride on high pop
>wanting to deal with ahelps and shitter safari on high pop
fuck no

>try to wear diona as a hat
>it runs off a whole bunch
>get angry, shoot it with a beanbag
>it starts screaming to security
>"Officer, the diona attacked me"
>diona gets tazed, later lasered to death
greentide status: uprooted

>Just chilling in my kitchen, making food, chatting with my patrons and sassing the janitor.
This was a fun, if short, round.

I love playing medbay but I'd rather be dead than have to highpop medbay

>have to make chloral to deal with the shitters
>using it is banbait
>but otherwise the windows are smashed and people are running riot all over the fucking place
>not even the CMO can get away with applying it

>get tasered cause I'm a clown
>dodge
>pull out a gun I snatched up when I broke out of prison
>shoot everyone shooting at me
>CAN'T KILL THEM THOUGH, OR BAN HAMMER
>have to expertly dodge all the shitters trying to shoot me
>just give up

The round just before it was quite stressful in medbay. Half of us were mimed by the wizard, too. It makes people not wanna play the next round.
I had fun, no doubt about it, but it's a limited fun, you know?

>dat sec and med
>half of science wanted to xenoarch

Some guy hit a dude that had a miner hardsuit with a stun baton. A sec guy with a shotgun didn't like that, and proceeded to shoot them and a cargo tech in the head. Then some assistant with a shotgun didn't like that, either, so they tried to shoot the sec guy too.

I don't know how it got so bad after that, though.

sounds like you are a fucking shit clown senpai

maybe a better idea is not forcing a single warden to wrangle thirty greyshits and fight five valids off at once
maybe you should be the change you wish to see

>tfw mastered xenoarchin'
i can consistently find 3 to 4 artifacts every shift now

I was playing that role the round before, I just decided to check this round before snoozing.

No senfam

shitcurity left me in prison and all left to evac, leaving me in the cell when the timer popped. Traitor + ling round

NOT IF I GET MY DIAMOND DRILL AT 12:08 SHITTER

Can someone code in the inability to mark someone for arrest without writing a reason? The dumbest thing is not being able to check why the hell I'm arresting someone.

>it's a friendly greytide round

youtube.com/watch?v=ps0NJ2Sq8D4

>please code out this IC issue I'm having with a lazy coworker

Wouldn't be any different than writing a reason for a cargo order.

>Reason for arrest: "fqsafeaasd"

>John Doe is set to arrest. Reason: w

Someone re-add space worms as NPCs with an EXTREMELY rare chance to spawn in space

and put it in the secret repo

...

Forgot pic.

It fails and you have to kill them
Same thing with rev
> but
WYCI

Knocks out the convert for a small while I believe, then you have to kill them, yes

You get a message saying "Their brain is to big too play this shitty gamemode" then your location is broadcasted over common

I hope you like what I did to the station, guys.
t. Wiz

xenos is always a treat to play.

>no more xeno rounds
>most xeno rounds they just rush viro or genetics because that's all the monkeys on the station
>no farmable animals on asteroid for ayys

>no one wants to play security
>antags run wild
>3 rounds in a row of 5 minute shuttle calls

Hey, I rolled as a miner.

>tfw Rin has been on the research outpost during all those rounds
Never thought she would do autism instead of validhunting.

>server pop dies because all the rounds are shitty deathmatches
>people get their job prefs instead of being assistants
>order restored, game is playable again

It's good to change up for a bit, and people tend to get salty if i valid hunt too much

>Rin will never valid-hunt your heart

>incentivize violent resistance to any security presence through administrative action
>turn medical into Iron Chef for meth cooks via thread shitposting
>wonder why people aren't willing to waste their time and energy playing either department
wew lad good buddy you guys really are fucking tards after all

hey thats me.
I have no idea what happens, i just get flashed.
I dont like to ruin the round for anyone so i typically just tell you to quit being a dick and go about my business.

This only gets me killed 2/3 of the time.

No one fucking cares about you
Its all shitposting because you are or were a shit player

Quote the filename, FILENAME!

>you will never ever be this guy
feels good desu