Does the event go live at midnight or is it a "whenever they feel like" sort of scenario?
Easton Murphy
>24th >No event Fuck you America Big dumb stupid Go eat hamburger
Gabriel Rivera
STOP PICKING THIS FUCKER IN COMPETITIVE YOU ASSHOLES
HE IS NOT """""""DPS"""""" HE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A PROPER SHOOTER
BANGING ON A REINHARDT SHIELD FOR GOLD DAMAGE WHEN WE NEED KILLS DOES NOT VALIDATE YOUR PICK GETTING MOST ELIMS (AKA. FUCKING ASSISTS) DOES NOT VALIDATE YOUR PICK DOING MORE DAMAGE THAN YOUR SUPPORTS DOES NOT MAKE IT OKAY YOU FUCK
TIMES WHEN PICKING JUNKRAT IS NOT OKAY: - YOU OR YOUR TEAM IS GETTING STYLED ON BY A PHARAH - YOU OR YOUR TEAM IS GETTING STYLED ON BY A JUNKRAT - YOU OR YOUR TEAM IS GETTING STYLED ON BY A TANK WITH HEALERS IN HIS ASSHOLE - YOUR TEAM ALREADY HAS A PHARAH, IF YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE PICK A HITSCAN HERO - YOU ARE GETTING STYLED ON AT RANGE BY A HITSCAN HERO - YOU ARE GETTING STYLED ON AT RANGE BY A PROJECTILE HERO - YOU OR YOUR TEAM CAN'T SEEM TO KILL ANYTHING BECAUSE OF ZARYA BEING AT MAXIMUM CHARGE 100% OF THE TIME FOR INEXPLICABLE REASONS - YOU OR YOUR TEAM CAN'T SEEM TO KILL ANYTHING BECAUSE REINHARDT'S SHIELD DOESN'T SEEM TO GO DOWN EVER, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY NON-TANK/NON-HEALER PLAYER SHOOTING IT - YOU ARE LOSING TO A THREE TANK COMP (AKA. 90% OF THE TEAMS IN COMPETITIVE) BECAUSE YOUR BURST IS FUCKING INADEQUATE AGAINST ANYTHING WITH MORE THAN 200 HP
TIMES WHEN PICKING JUNKRAT IS OKAY: - NEVER - YOU ARE NOT PLAYING COMPETITIVE AND ACTUALLY PLAYING A BRAWL OR QUICK-PLAY
STOP PICKING HIM AND ARGUING THAT HE'S ACTUALLY GOOD IF HE'S YOUR BEST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCKING AIM, GO PLAY TANK OR HEALER LIKE THE USELESS NUT YOU ARE
THE SAME GOES FOR MEI, OR ANY OTHER FUCKING DEFENSE HERO FUCK YOU, YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE CLUTCH MEI PLAYS VIABLE, AND SHE IS NOT """""""""""""""""DPS"""""""""""""""""
IT ONLY WORKS WHEN YOUR TEAM IS ALREADY CARRYING YOUR ASS AND WINNING 5v6
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RETARDS IN DIAMOND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Leo Roberts
Whenever.
Aaron Parker
Why is he so perfect?
Lucas Peterson
How many hours to event
Jackson Jones
Widow has a pretty pink pussy, and it's the only part of her body that isn't cold.
Gavin Wright
someone doesnt like getting junked on
Ryder Myers
Patches are at 11 am PDT so 19h30m from now
Eli Robinson
FUCK OFF AND GIT GUD
JUNKRAT FUCKS ALL
Brandon Jackson
>D.Va mains when the nerfs hit
Gavin Ortiz
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Christian Robinson
Reminder that there's literally nothing wrong with playing on console.
Luis Ward
post butts
Brandon Cox
Why would they base it on an irrelevant timezone?
Hunter Gonzalez
>24th It's still 11:30 pm here in England. Pip pip cheerio.
Asher Roberts
But I love him, user!
Ian Davis
Annyeong!
Nathaniel Butler
SAY GOODBYE TO DVA
Colton Powell
I want to embrace that qt blue smug.
Jaxon Gonzalez
The 24th in the parts of the world that matter :^)
Juan Sullivan
>somebody fell for the ol' trapmine on a health pack trick
Landon Jones
>tfw the rest of the scene involves a blue popsicle
Josiah Collins
>some dude absolutely screaming down the mic at me for using Zen >he goes Ana and I outheal him because he can't aim lel
Bentley Baker
I second this :^)
Blake Parker
You're drunk again, Australia.
Parker Wilson
>that happened
zenfags are the worst
Oliver Cooper
...
Kevin Jones
Console :^]
John Robinson
Quiet you, or we're sending more refugees to your island
Dominic Mitchell
I like to put my mine on the ceiling above the mine if possible since its harder to spot that way. I did this on my brothers account when he bought the game like two weeks ago on console. Those shitheads fall for it every time.
Caleb Bennett
>post is complaining about shit teammates >hurr you must be mad because you died to a Junkrat Bronze-tier reading comprehension.
Jonathan Johnson
Nice damage control, ana cuck
Sebastian Jones
WHENS THE NEW EVENT WHENS THE NEW EVENT WHENS THE NEW EVENT
WHENS THE NEW EVENT
Connor Cooper
Oooooh sneaky
Gonna have to try this
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Luke James
do you really think anybody is going to read a huge wall of all-caps text? are you an idi*t?
Cameron Harris
24th american time
Gabriel Morris
19h30m
Logan Bell
>reading comprehension. You think anyone bothered to actually read through that horseshit? We saw a picture of Junkrat, noticed his name written a bunch of times within a wall of autistic screeching.
Apparently someone's upset about Junkrat. That's all anyone's gonna bother to get out of that post.
Cameron Green
What are some things that happen while playing that makes you feel nice?
>"Nice hacks Sombra" >Thanks >"No I mean your fucking aimbot faggot" >Thanks!
James Peterson
a HUNTER leaves a trap for his PREY
Jaxson Nguyen
Sombra is so fucking hot like holy shit Blizzard how did they do it?
Jack Phillips
...
Nathaniel Howard
How is life with bad tastes?
Do people get mad when you order pineapple on pizza.
Christian Rivera
Winston is cucking emily and giving tracer the tiny gorilla dick
Hunter Cruz
>yet another zen and road skins >majority of the skins are just shitty recolors Why are we hyping this event up again?
Carter Perez
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Aaron Anderson
>its a Zen panic ults to save himself episode
Cameron Rivera
where is this from?
Anthony Lewis
>the 2 groups on team are arguing >No healer, go Zen >We lose in Deathball >Everyone arguing before hand has teamed up against me >"Hey Zen, **** you, pick a good healer"
Being support is suffering
Ian Campbell
There is nothing wrong with a pineapple, banana pepper, and bacon pizza drizzled with hot sauce
Luke James
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Joseph Murphy
I see this way too often
Zen players are so selfish
Jaxon Smith
>Mercy with her hair down Yo.
Daniel Foster
>that Mercy Diamonds.
Wyatt Butler
>Mercy >Trying my best to heal/rez everyone but it's like herding cats >Barely manage to pull a win >Team starts shitting on me >Enemy team stands up for me and calls them shitters
Nathan Young
>Trump won >Shitskins are still represented in the game
???
Juan Green
When do we get more delicious brown girls?
Robert Collins
...
Juan Martinez
Is Winston juggling bananas or something
Gabriel James
What is it about the Amaris that awakens a man's instinct to breed.
Joseph Perez
Mercy is cute! Cute!
Parker Brown
senpai its a free holiday. hardly any other games celebrate this shit.
Jacob Bell
>Play Random Mode >Push Payload >Get Rein+Bastion+Me on Mercy
I healed! Not sure how I healed a metal robot, but I did it!
Christopher Russell
>That 5 Rein 1 lucio brawl
Robert Thomas
so five hours
Luke Hernandez
>americucks waking up >thread quality drops
really makes you think should just erase non irrelevant countries like them from the map (:
Evan Richardson
why do i love this pic so much?
Logan Adams
so wait what all's in this update
I've seen Dva and Mei get skins but there's more, right? I've heard there is but all I've seen is some horrifically compressed, barely audible video
Parker Martinez
What's the most effective defense strategy?
Hint: It's spawning
David Morris
>placements >3-7 solo que support >place low gold >instant lock s76 every game >mute everything, do my own shit >high diamond after 2 weeks
nth for the king of solo queue
Alexander Stewart
Reinhardt, Roadhog, Winston, and Zenyatta all get Journey to the West-themed skins, Mercy is getting something and Symmetra gets a qipao.
Ethan Sullivan
nigger amerifags woke up like 8 hours ago.
Kevin Lee
D.Va, Mei, Rein, Hog, Zen, Winston, Mercy, Symmetra and possibly Tracer are getting skins. There should be three more and then what looks like a Tracer ctf mode. Usual sprays and voice lines too
John Young
>Wow "hero name" you're really good, may I add you? EVERY FUCKING TIME No matter the hero I play seems like I'm the best out of them and everybody is willing to party up with me >also t. platinum
Evan Torres
thanks famalam, is it official art?
Leo Carter
Why is 76's Ult line the most satisfying to hear?
Matthew White
yeah it's not like Overwatch is developed in the united states or anything...
Adam Williams
>Journey to the West-themed skins
cool
>Mercy is getting something
she really needs more good skins
Isaac Edwards
>it's a suicidal Reinhardt episode
Connor Hughes
>make good skin for mercy >put it behind 3k dubloon paywall
Adrian Cook
Being designed in UK dumb americuck
Julian Rivera
>Rein charging into the hole of Ilios
Mason Perez
I'm not the only one autistic enough to play only comp, right?
Like, there's just no point in playing any competitive game if I'm not grinding the ladder for my special good boy points. I'm not the only one with this autistic mindset, am I?
Joshua Baker
no thats the correct mindset to have
if you were a qt healslut trap as well you'd be even better
dps in gm here need some support slut for the new meta
Charles Martinez
>Winston is still ruined by any armor or healing and is worse than Dva in every way >All projectile DPS heros are universally worse to hitscan DPS heros >All the hitscan heros are universally worse than solider >There's no reason not to Ana + Lucio every serious game unless you are a Godyatta and even then le balanced healing grenade of ruining games will cuck you >Reinhardt is essential >There's still no reason to not pick 3 fucking tanks every game
This game is F U C K E D
Jose Hall
>be tracer >ana boosts me >mfw she expects me to do anything meaningful now that the whole team wants me dead
Austin Bennett
This is the most retarded thing that I've ever read out of one of these threads
Jayden Cook
dont ye wants a gold weapon?
Jason Young
I'm a healslut, but I'm also a consolefag
Kevin Foster
Have any proof arab?
Nicholas Powell
>first time playing after buying game >ilios well >everyone runs to objective >someone on their team jumps down well >everyone else on both teams follows them That was the best first death of any video game I've played
Christopher King
You got issues.
Grayson Wright
winston sucks but honestly he is a pretty decent line-breaker. on germanyland all you have to do to disrupt the defensive line is leap over the chokepoint and b-line for the objective. it works pretty much every time in gold bracket
Ethan Jackson
They're deliciously brown, cute and fit.
Liam Allen
>go into korean language stream >can tell they still call winston "harambe"