When you key Teslas in the parking lot

>when you key Teslas in the parking lot

Tell it again OP

All of my laffs

TROLLING OUTSIDE OF B IS AGINST THE RULES

Why do you idiots take the bait? Ignore the thread and move on, sage'd

>tfw you spill drinks in cars with their window/top down

so devilish

tfw throw bird seed all over the cars in beach parking lots

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>when you key some shitbox just to make a poor's day a little shittier.
kek my sheks

>start sliding key along it
>rusted door panel gives and you start literally cutting their car in pieces

i was drunk once and keyd a model s taking up 3 (three) parking spaces and thats how i met my first gay friend
i wish i was joking

>Things that didn't happen: The Thread

>3 (three) parking spaces
How many parking spaces?

Nothing ever happens: The Post

3 (three) parking spaces

I have poured drinks into cars and egged one

its not that hard to imagine

we used to piss on this guys door handles
and we were his friends too

repeating digits

3 (three)?

Nice 3 (three) repeating numbers my dude

My friend jacked off on a 80something 911. I shit you not a rust spot started at the exact spot he came on and grew for years. He gave that poor porsche aids

3 (three) repeating digits