/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

major /csgog/ is best except the first day and the final

we get raided by d2g and pol then and it sucks

WHY NO DUST 2 ON MAJORS?

JW is our guy and godsent will win this

...

Boypussy > girlpussy

>memeler
SOMEONE FUCKING STOP THIS MAN

YESTERDAYS GOTV PROBLEM OF HIS MIC BEING ALMOST MUTE WAS CLEARLY A SIGN FROM GOD

7th for anime

simple is our guy and navi will win the major

>/csgog/
>white

PIGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Have you tried both to make that deduction?

fuck off shitskin this isn't reddit

>tfw everything wasn't enough

Who here /beenwatchingthisshitsinceday1onbothgameandtwitchandgotnothing/

yep girls are just all around awful people plus fembois know how to make a man happy

>nobody reacts to lekro killing dosia

I told you dosia is autistic and can't give info.

i swear this fucking pig is throwing

semmler and sadokist both need to neck themselves

ZNAJDA YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

Lecr0's back. gg

>it was just luck

Can someone go curb stomp cummler's skull in? I swear I'd do it if I was at the major.

>bunny jumps

Anders needs to get a beating too.

whose the qt asian grill on Gambit

we had like 40 technical timeouts omfg

People have been saying this for years. Thoorin has had long rants about it. He's known for not giving info, even when he sees that his teammates are being flanked.

what the fuck are these photoshops i swear to god i can hear in anders' voice that he thinks this shit is retarded but he has to pretend to find it funny and comment on the pics

>ynk squatting

Hobbit

i imagine him mumbling "pidaras blyat..." almost inaudibly when he dies

isn't it like a surf?

HObbit

They're retards too though, clearly can hear him shooting from toilets when they're A short.

Anders constantly says during matches "It would be great if someone could photoshop that". He loves it.

Dosia is gonna cut jw

would make a qt trap

it's just him doubling down on pretending to find it funny

why is gambit slower than SK with their pushes?

The heretics getting stomped by the worst team on earth is a good thing to see.

Ultimate /ourguys/ Team: JW, Flusha, Dosia, Hobbit, worldedit.

>isn't it like a surf?

What the literal fuck did you say to me, little kid? Literally what the fuck?

>no m0e

he's so fkin CUTE

can you guys tell me what semmler has brought to this cast

like if we removed semmler from this cast what would we be missing?

hello reddos

so /csgog/ how much money did Gambit win you?

>no DaZeD
come on...

Looks like a little girl

we'd be missing semmler

>le ironic rage

give it a rest nerd

>Playing for retake on A side Overpass
It rarely fucking works. Stop doing it.

epic reddit memes

REDDIT BTFO

>using the old OP

why

HAHA LE X GOD FUCKING KILL ME I SWEAR

None where do I gamble at?

YOUR ONLY LITERAL JOB WHEN BOOSTED THERE IS TO GET THE FIRST KILL WHEN THEY BURST OUT AND BACK OFF

YET LITERAL LEKRO LITERALLY STANDS THERE WITH A NADE IN HAND DOING CIRCLES ON HIS SCREEN

FUCKING

RETARD

Shut the fuck up right now literal retard.

>all these people doubting
its in the script godsent wins in 2OT

>le use "literally" in every sentence faec

your newfag is showing

GG Homesent

Go home, reddit pig

>reddit loses

thank you X GOD DOSIA

FUCKING STUPID HOBBAIT FAG

>flusha gets killed
>toilets get flushed right after

MY

FUCKING

SIDES

HOLY

SHIT

I just realised that csgo I full of bloat

>jw
>flusha
>dosia
>kariggan
>worldedit

flush yourself reddit

>gambit 2-0
>already made 14k+
so what should i rename gambit when i buy the team after they win the major?

>le
>faec
>your x is showing

hello reddo

flusha status
[ ] not flushed
[x] flushed

/ o u r s l a v i c g u y s /

damn, he got a good looking mom

hit the gym blubber butt

Its been over a year since it was dumpstered
R8 buff when

Nothing. I've been saying for years the guy is a terrible caster, he has no knowledge of the game, constantly makes mistakes on what's happening in game, rants about unrelated shit all the time, and his ' is basically just screeching and cackling at things happening in game.

Just listen to him, he literally never has anything intelligent or relevant to say about the game's he's casting, ever. He's by far the worst caster.

i beat my meat

>redditsent gets sent home
>redditors suddenly shut up

Really gets the toilet flushing.

I wish webm guy was here to webm the pig reaction when he gets btfo.

This, and people are gonna say that he's the token clown caster that's there to amuse the crowd, but he never ever says anything funny.

Love this meme

>using a washed up team like nip to advertise your shit matchmaking service

lmao

yбeй мeня

Did Thorind predict our guys beating reddit last game?

>nuke

Fuck off cancerous retards. Literally forced by valve, no real pro would ever pick nuke.

>he doesn't think i have the money to buy a a csgo team
english putin

>nuke

ARE YOU READY TO CHEER FOR OUR IRL TERRORIST??

yes

>Nuke

There is nothing wrong with Nuke

snax's face covers like 5% of his head

Semmler the cringefather.

>having to eco every round against huezilians

its a pug map. not much tactics and comes down to pure aim

Careful walking alone around dark alleyways, little user, I will be there.

>csgo babs don't like de_nuke
wtf? what is nostalgia fags

Lmao Taz still plays wtf is this just retire ffs

1 wrong for today...

Let's go VP!

Dust 2 is shit
Better question is where the fuck is Mirage? It's the only map that's always good to watch.

>vpoo

It's really funny when silvers make posts.

why?

>implying current nuke is anything like real nuke

Kill yourself sourcebaby trash redditor.