Haha get in user what are you scared you're going to stall?

Maybe if you're suicidal and have been looking for that final depressive phase to push you over the edge. All that grey is absolutely awful.

needs more steampunk

its green son

>not black
>still not as good as the DS

...

It's green in the same way the current S-Class options contain "colors". 14 shades of black and grey.

why do those seats look so comfy, the ones in op's pic look like plastic with a thin layer of foam on top. which is horrible.

>Apple charger

...

Found the virgin.
That's a sexy af interior and you know it

whats this for?

Of course it is. The texture looks like the book cover of an extremely well informed book on the impact of the Porsche 911 on the world of automotive design. The kind of book you find in the shop section of industrial design and modern art museums. The kind of book that makes your coffee table look double as classy.

that slow motion bit in the first bit is gif worthy

you just assumed my virginity is intact because i posted an opinion on a piece of cloth and a couple of panels?

yes

Nigger please.

Apparently I'm not the only one to do so

What are you doing in my Porsche?

I bet you are a virgin yourself

me want sucky sucky muhamed johad

those assumptions are very false
i'm going to get tested for herpes tomorrow if you guys are interested i can post a pic of the prescription that i get or something

shagging dogs doesn't count outside of India

>TOPICO DE CANCER

you wish
i'm probably whiter than you

it's not actually herpes just an itchy af rash

>probably
you're either white or not

argentina is white?
yes

>I know you are, but what am I :^)

I think I'd be more afraid of accidentally burning the clutch out than stalling.

it means you're a fast guy

4 u
le ebin banememe

>are you scared

B..b..but there's a girl in the car!

Cooties!

>No doubt I'm driving Bang Ding Pow. Wouldn't want you to kill us.

your seats look like they're part of the Grove street gang you tasteless nigger.

holy kek

same fag

don't you have to put them in gear in order to start them? Porsches, that is...

I think it's that you're supposed to shift into 2 before shifting into 1 because jamming it straight into 1 will explode something?

You have the shiitest most fucked up taste I could ever imagine.

What is wrong with you?

I'm afraid I'll steer into oncoming traffic

at least he's not a nigger

Implying he has bad eye sight and cant see the inteipr properly and as such also can't see that he is a nigger when he looks in the mirror?

No, it's not you fucking spic.

t.chilean

cuck

jej

You're a super sleuth

jesus asian women look so disgusting