I have $60000 to spend plus the resale value of a 2010 VW Golf

Keep the VW Golf and get yourself an older Dodge Viper

Then proceed to laugh at your housemate for being a liberal pussy.

The infiniti/lexus hybrids are top tier.
Lexus for comfy, infiniti for sport and both will get you ~30mpg

All of the above. The reason I mentioned marriage because that gives her a say in your decisions since it involves shared finances. Girlfriend does not have a say unless it's something your convincing her to pay on somehow.

It's sometimes used interchangeably with the term "pussy", for someone who gets pushed around easily, falls for feelings based arguments, virtue signals for attention etc.

Get an M3 and slap that efficientdynamics sticker on, there is no way some fucking democrat knows enough about cars to realize that you're getting 17mpgs in a sport coupe

Was it a performance version?

>forgot to put the doors on

Italian quality control everyone

Buy a 86/FRS/BRZ and pocket the rest.

Get an engine swap when she isn't looking.