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>tfw EF has a rolling cuckshed and a non-mobile cuckshed with particle board walls
>regular rolling cuckshedders jelly af
>almost as many Gundams as Primes
>The entire Prime fleet ITT and combined they still make less than tfag
>tfag dealing with jews and taxes because tax season and nobody tryin to pay 90% of their $77.9B dollhairs to Uncle Sam
>Eminem the basis for Caddyshack 3
>Pepsi is Bepis is Benis
>ZF needs to go away
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>Allie Knight a dog but I'd still take one for the team
>Ice Road Truckers girl lookin bretty gud by comparison
>OilFag is now SubZer/o/
>Dunkin Coffee still the best but BK coffee is getting tasty
>Don't sign that contract!
>Training companies a shit but prime not too bad
>Crash And Roll Stunt Team kek
>$1500 private CDL school a best, everything useful you will learn on the road with experience anyway
>Taco Bell never gets old
>Primefags finances aren't kill yet
Posting OC
>pick up in Twin Falls ID
>back to the dock, lose trailer lights again
>sit overnight
>wake up, looks like Endor outside
>have to circle the lot to slide my tandems on the spot where my APU ran because ice
>Ice Road Truckers: Prime Edition all the way to SLC
>Stop for shower and a spare relay at Prime terminal
>Trailer gets called in for 2hr PM that takes all night, makes me late
>Go across Wyoming, stick hand out window at 60mph and no breeze because 60mph tailwind
>Rollovers, rollovers everywhere
>Fill up in Laramie with 50mph winds in the fuel island
>Watched some dude get ripped from his cab by opening his door
>Haul ass across Nebraska and still make my 90 8hr late
>Had to wait to 7a the next day to get loaded
